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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

at least that's better than a door-seat upgrade on alaskan airlines.

i don't know how to break it to wcw but she hasn't asked yet

I think Iā€™d rather take the trip to Biffen Ponds prize instead.Ā 

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    31 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I think Iā€™d rather take the trip to Biffen Ponds prize instead.Ā 

    It was Biffen Lakes 5 posts ago.

    By the end of the day it'll be Biffen Puddles.

    That sounds like a delightful place, actually. 'I'm off to Biffen Puddles for the weekend'.

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    17 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    It was Biffen Lakes 5 posts ago.

    By the end of the day it'll be Biffen Puddles.

    That sounds like a delightful place, actually. 'I'm off to Biffen Puddles for the weekend'.

    In my heavy drinking days it was "Biffen Falls".

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Itā€™s actually more like Biffen Ponds.

    Used to be called Werribee South

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    23 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    In my heavy drinking days it was "Biffen Falls".

    At least they changed the name of Biffen's Inlet

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    Just now, Moonshadow said:

    At least they changed the name of Biffen's Inlet

    "Moons Crevasse" hasn't exactly been winning awards on Trip Advisor.

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    1 minute ago, Biffen said:

    "Moons Crevasse" hasn't exactly been winning awards on Trip Advisor.

    Moons Crevasse is a great location for star gazing!

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Moons Crevasse is a great location for star gazing!

    I think I'll stay in.

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    42 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Moons Crevasse is a great location for star gazing!

    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Can you see Uranus from there?

    I'm glad BBO went first (it was inevitable anyway), but now in honor of Moonshadow, oh Google, do your thing;

    How was Uranus discovered?

    Top 10 FUN Facts about Uranus.

    Why is Uranus tilted towards the sun?

    Why Is Uranus The Only Planet Without Interesting Features On It?

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    I think I'll stay in.

    What a stellar idea!

    Edited by Moonshadow

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    25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Can you see Uranus from there?

    Given my precarious nature on this forum, I'm going to let that one go through to the keeper...

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    13 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    I'm glad BBO went first (it was inevitable anyway), but now in honor of Moonshadow, oh Google, do your thing;

    How was Uranus discovered?

    Top 10 FUN Facts about Uranus.

    Why is Uranus tilted towards the sun?

    Why Is Uranus The Only Planet Without Interesting Features On It?

    For that fun fact, you get theĀ constellationĀ prize!

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    For that fun fact, you get theĀ constellationĀ prize!

    A true star.

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    Reminds me of a friend who left a scathing review of ā€œCatsā€- The movie.

    He suggested heā€™d like to show his (rear) to Cats.

    So 1 star? I replied

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    Herald Sun today has an article on bananas, calling them a superfood.

    Just proves this thread is also a leader in foods and nutrition.

    We have known how good bananas are for years.

    Edited by Redleg

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Herald Sun today has an article on bananas, calling them a superfood.

    Just proves this thread is also a leader in foods and nutrition.

    We have known how good bananas are for years.

    old news, red

    i'd say the hun has been trawling 'land again for quality information

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Herald Sun today has an article on bananas, calling them a superfood.

    Just proves this thread is also a leader in foods and nutrition.

    We have known how good bananas are for years.

    We've always known we're the more informed/advance of our people ;)

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    9 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    We've always known we're the more informed/advance of our people ;)

    What's so special about the cheese eaters?

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    On 10/01/2024 at 12:48, Moonshadow said:

    Given my precarious nature on this forum, I'm going to let that one go through to the keeper..

    Speaking of stars and planets,Ā  this vid really puts my probs into perspective

    Ā 

    Ā 

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    38 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Speaking of stars and planets,Ā  this vid really puts my probs into perspective

    Ā 

    Ā 

    I should probably stay away from the whacky tobaccy.

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    3 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    What's so special about the cheese eaters?

    AhhhhhhhhhhĀ  Ā  ;)Ā 

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    40 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    AhhhhhhhhhhĀ  Ā  ;)Ā 

    Catholic schooling here.... Told not to see the Life of Brian......so we all saw of course.

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