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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

But it takes people to ask them to do it first.

but he's his own client in reality (even if he hires a barrister, he's still running the show)

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    12 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Possibly coconut flavouring instead of coconut cream Red.

    Same thing was happening on the cruise we went on back in May.  They did a great job with the presentation but it was like having a pineapple slurpy!

    Any decent Pina should also start with Bacardi Gold as the base with hints of caramel, almond & most importantly... banana!!

    Mine tasted like cordial.

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    10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    but he's his own client in reality (even if he hires a barrister, he's still running the show)

    Yes, well he needs to shut down the circus.

    He is more bitter than uncle.

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    On 8/8/2023 at 1:52 PM, daisycutter said:

    and now for something different than bananas

     

    some marvelous brain fades there.... some fantastically bizarre moments..  Bourkes the best by a country mile....lol

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    😂😂😂

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    Up on the Gold Coast and Pacific Airshow on for next 3 days right in front of my balcony.

    Gee those guys can fly, really scary to watch.

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    On 8/5/2023 at 8:49 PM, Redleg said:

    Haileybury College football team has Matthew Lloyd, Scott Pendlebury and Ty Zantuck as Coaches.

    How wealthy is this school?

    So wealthy that the taxpayers of the Commonwealth continue to fund them.

    go figure 

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    The last round is descending into chaos.

    Tanking to the fore for improved draft picks and the AFL will of course totally ignore it.

    Cats dropping everyone and looking to play the bootstudder. Better draft picks the reward. Dogs to get their first win at Geelong in 100 years, with Bevo declaring himself a master coach.

    North scared to death their players won’t listen and might try to win and thereby lose Harley. Will play only robotic incompetents this week.

    Gold Coast dropping stars to get a better pick to swap for points picks to get 3 young stars.

    Clubs outside the 8 might play their cheer squads to improve draft picks.

    Media urging clubs to tank.

    Farcical end to a season.

     

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    39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    The last round is descending into chaos.

    Tanking to the fore for improved draft picks and the AFL will of course totally ignore it.

    Cats dropping everyone and looking to play the bootstudder. Better draft picks the reward. Dogs to get their first win at Geelong in 100 years, with Bevo declaring himself a master coach.

    North scared to death their players won’t listen and might try to win and thereby lose Harley. Will play only robotic incompetents this week.

    Gold Coast dropping stars to get a better pick to swap for points picks to get 3 young stars.

    Clubs outside the 8 might play their cheer squads to improve draft picks.

    Media urging clubs to tank.

    Farcical end to a season.

     

    Unfortunately these shenanigans will help usher in the AFL’s next genius idea of the wildcard round 🤮 

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    13 minutes ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

    Unfortunately these shenanigans will help usher in the AFL’s next genius idea of the wildcard round 🤮 

    Yes. We should have 18 play 9, to see who gets number 1 draft pick, or plays finals. That would be fun.

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    51 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Yes. We should have 18 play 9, to see who gets number 1 draft pick, or plays finals. That would be fun.

    AFLx style round robin comp in the bye week, top wins and % gets to pick a finals spot or pick 1

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    how come our aflw team are playing their opening home game at the bagger's flea pit instead of casey?

    and even unfurling their premiership flag at that god forsaken den of iniquity

    ffs

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    42 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    how come our aflw team are playing their opening home game at the bagger's flea pit instead of casey?

    and even unfurling their premiership flag at that god forsaken den of iniquity

    ffs

    Reckon they're trying to make it accessible for city slickers, especially as we have the opener.  7.30 pm on. Friday in Casey probably wouldn't get a crowd (given working commitments etc)

    Not ideal from a home ground perspective but hopefully it does mean a big crowd to celebrate our girls! 

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    22 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Reckon they're trying to make it accessible for city slickers, especially as we have the opener.  7.30 pm on. Friday in Casey probably wouldn't get a crowd (given working commitments etc)

    Not ideal from a home ground perspective but hopefully it does mean a big crowd to celebrate our girls! 

    Yah, you try an tell the people of casey today that, and they won't believe you...

    apologies to monty python

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    On 8/16/2023 at 11:04 AM, beelzebub said:

     

    hey bub, your message file must be full. need to do some clearing.

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    Saving it up for the empty 11/12/13/14 days ahead?

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    Watched Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe last night since one of the main actors, Broden Kelly, is a real Dees nuffie

    Not bad, some of the absurdism really hits the funny bone but other times is an absolute miss

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    1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    but other times is an absolute miss

    Like some of our goal kicking.

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    Another quiet weekend for footy. Maybe this weekend will be better.

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    We are playing for a PF next week, with only one AA player this year on the list and having had long term injuries to Clarry, Fritta, Max, Petty, BBB, Tom Mac and Salem.

    Pretty fantastic performance by the club.

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    Saints just got a boost, with Bedford losing his appeal to the Tribunal.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Saints just got a boost, with Bedford losing his appeal to the Tribunal.

    He wore the wrong jumper... Blue works better. 

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