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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

There's not enough nastiness, abuse and back stabbing on this thread!

luuurvly sentiments, uncle. i fully concur. i never understand people who question your perceptiveness.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    There's not enough nastiness, abuse and back stabbing on this thread!

    Go to our masochistic sub thread.

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    luuurvly sentiments, uncle. i fully concur. i never understand people who question your perceptiveness.

    What a Su-k.

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    21 hours ago, Redleg said:

    As they say, all you need is ❤️ love.

    Speaking of which, anyone get Paul McCartney tickets? 

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    More [censored] from the ex President and his partner in the Sun.

    Will it never end?

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    31 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    More [censored] from the ex President and his partner in the Sun.

    Will it never end?

    lawyers doing what lawyers do, red

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    lawyers doing what lawyers do, red

    But it takes people to ask them to do it first.

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    On 8/3/2023 at 7:48 AM, Redleg said:

    Have to admit rather sheepishly, I had my first pinacolada in many years last night and it was very disappointing. I remember it as a creamy drink and this one wasn’t that at all.

    Possibly coconut flavouring instead of coconut cream Red.

    Same thing was happening on the cruise we went on back in May.  They did a great job with the presentation but it was like having a pineapple slurpy!

    Any decent Pina should also start with Bacardi Gold as the base with hints of caramel, almond & most importantly... banana!!

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    On 8/10/2023 at 9:11 AM, layzie said:

    Speaking of which, anyone get Paul McCartney tickets? 

    Yes!  You going Lz?

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    On 8/9/2023 at 11:53 AM, Redleg said:

    Thanks 640MD. The love for this thread is really lovely. I loved creating it and am loving that so many intelligent people have also loved it. I feel it has created many mores loves and lovers as a result. 
    The loveliest comments of the posters have always demonstrated their loveliness, in their appreciation of the thread. I personally have felt lovesick and lovelorn when away from the thread for any short period of time. It is a thread that has many lovelocked and loved up and sometimes feels like a love affair with the written word.

    As they say, all you need is ❤️ love.

    I just knew that would be uncle with the vomit emoji !

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    But it takes people to ask them to do it first.

    but he's his own client in reality (even if he hires a barrister, he's still running the show)

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    12 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Possibly coconut flavouring instead of coconut cream Red.

    Same thing was happening on the cruise we went on back in May.  They did a great job with the presentation but it was like having a pineapple slurpy!

    Any decent Pina should also start with Bacardi Gold as the base with hints of caramel, almond & most importantly... banana!!

    Mine tasted like cordial.

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    10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    but he's his own client in reality (even if he hires a barrister, he's still running the show)

    Yes, well he needs to shut down the circus.

    He is more bitter than uncle.

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    On 8/8/2023 at 1:52 PM, daisycutter said:

    and now for something different than bananas

     

    some marvelous brain fades there.... some fantastically bizarre moments..  Bourkes the best by a country mile....lol

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    😂😂😂

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    Up on the Gold Coast and Pacific Airshow on for next 3 days right in front of my balcony.

    Gee those guys can fly, really scary to watch.

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    On 8/5/2023 at 8:49 PM, Redleg said:

    Haileybury College football team has Matthew Lloyd, Scott Pendlebury and Ty Zantuck as Coaches.

    How wealthy is this school?

    So wealthy that the taxpayers of the Commonwealth continue to fund them.

    go figure 

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    The last round is descending into chaos.

    Tanking to the fore for improved draft picks and the AFL will of course totally ignore it.

    Cats dropping everyone and looking to play the bootstudder. Better draft picks the reward. Dogs to get their first win at Geelong in 100 years, with Bevo declaring himself a master coach.

    North scared to death their players won’t listen and might try to win and thereby lose Harley. Will play only robotic incompetents this week.

    Gold Coast dropping stars to get a better pick to swap for points picks to get 3 young stars.

    Clubs outside the 8 might play their cheer squads to improve draft picks.

    Media urging clubs to tank.

    Farcical end to a season.

     

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    39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    The last round is descending into chaos.

    Tanking to the fore for improved draft picks and the AFL will of course totally ignore it.

    Cats dropping everyone and looking to play the bootstudder. Better draft picks the reward. Dogs to get their first win at Geelong in 100 years, with Bevo declaring himself a master coach.

    North scared to death their players won’t listen and might try to win and thereby lose Harley. Will play only robotic incompetents this week.

    Gold Coast dropping stars to get a better pick to swap for points picks to get 3 young stars.

    Clubs outside the 8 might play their cheer squads to improve draft picks.

    Media urging clubs to tank.

    Farcical end to a season.

     

    Unfortunately these shenanigans will help usher in the AFL’s next genius idea of the wildcard round 🤮 

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    13 minutes ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

    Unfortunately these shenanigans will help usher in the AFL’s next genius idea of the wildcard round 🤮 

    Yes. We should have 18 play 9, to see who gets number 1 draft pick, or plays finals. That would be fun.

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    51 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Yes. We should have 18 play 9, to see who gets number 1 draft pick, or plays finals. That would be fun.

    AFLx style round robin comp in the bye week, top wins and % gets to pick a finals spot or pick 1

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    how come our aflw team are playing their opening home game at the bagger's flea pit instead of casey?

    and even unfurling their premiership flag at that god forsaken den of iniquity

    ffs

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    42 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    how come our aflw team are playing their opening home game at the bagger's flea pit instead of casey?

    and even unfurling their premiership flag at that god forsaken den of iniquity

    ffs

    Reckon they're trying to make it accessible for city slickers, especially as we have the opener.  7.30 pm on. Friday in Casey probably wouldn't get a crowd (given working commitments etc)

    Not ideal from a home ground perspective but hopefully it does mean a big crowd to celebrate our girls! 

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    22 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Reckon they're trying to make it accessible for city slickers, especially as we have the opener.  7.30 pm on. Friday in Casey probably wouldn't get a crowd (given working commitments etc)

    Not ideal from a home ground perspective but hopefully it does mean a big crowd to celebrate our girls! 

    Yah, you try an tell the people of casey today that, and they won't believe you...

    apologies to monty python

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