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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I was referencing booze gate Red. I thought he might get a DCM over that !

They will keep him.

He won them their flag.

Success is everything.

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    Wow.  A couple of years and several hundred pages since I’ve visited this thread.  And I only have to scroll back a few posts to see bananas are still a hot topic!

    Congrats on the persistence!

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    14 hours ago, bjDee said:

    Wow.  A couple of years and several hundred pages since I’ve visited this thread.  And I only have to scroll back a few posts to see bananas are still a hot topic!

    Congrats on the persistence!

    One of the first words mentioned in the The No T$ No B$ mission statement no doubt. 

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    49 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    and now for something different than bananas

     

    Still remember that and Slug Jordon couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

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    30 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Still remember that and Slug Jordon couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

    you mean this?

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    On 8 April 1985, during a VFL reserves game, Bourke kicked Sydney Swans ruckman Pat Foy in the groin in response to Foy tagging him throughout the game. When umpire Phil Waight attempted to report Bourke for the incident, Bourke shoved him to the ground and kicked him, and also made contact with a Collingwood runner who was attempting to take him off the ground before running into the stands to attack a Swans fan.[2]

    The match was being broadcast on the Seven Network, with commentator Ray Jordon crying "You've gotta take the boy off!" as the incident unfolded.[3]

    As a result, Bourke was handed a suspension of ten years, equivalent to 240 matches.[4] It was later reduced to six years.[5]

     

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    it's a cracker, isn't it

    career defining move

    Yep.

    Completely lost it and was off his head.

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    I understand how he felt, half way through the third quarter of the 21 granny, I got up to do the dishes rather than abuse my wife and the TV.  Her cry of,  they have just kicked a goal brought me back very quick.  the dishes waited for a while.

    Eff it, I hope I can be at the ground this year if we make it.   Go Dees     Love this thread.

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    18 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Still remember that and Slug Jordon couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

    "Whoa hoa..... HEY" 

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    15 hours ago, 640MD said:

      Go Dees     Love this thread.

    Thanks 640MD. The love for this thread is really lovely. I loved creating it and am loving that so many intelligent people have also loved it. I feel it has created many mores loves and lovers as a result. 
    The loveliest comments of the posters have always demonstrated their loveliness, in their appreciation of the thread. I personally have felt lovesick and lovelorn when away from the thread for any short period of time. It is a thread that has many lovelocked and loved up and sometimes feels like a love affair with the written word.

    As they say, all you need is ❤️ love.

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    You need to read between the lines. 
     

    but it’s probably done gently . The knife in the back 

    a bit like crunchy frogs made with real frogs lightly killed and covered with larks vomit,

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    There's not enough nastiness, abuse and back stabbing on this thread!

    luuurvly sentiments, uncle. i fully concur. i never understand people who question your perceptiveness.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    There's not enough nastiness, abuse and back stabbing on this thread!

    Go to our masochistic sub thread.

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    luuurvly sentiments, uncle. i fully concur. i never understand people who question your perceptiveness.

    What a Su-k.

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    21 hours ago, Redleg said:

    As they say, all you need is ❤️ love.

    Speaking of which, anyone get Paul McCartney tickets? 

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    More [censored] from the ex President and his partner in the Sun.

    Will it never end?

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    31 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    More [censored] from the ex President and his partner in the Sun.

    Will it never end?

    lawyers doing what lawyers do, red

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    lawyers doing what lawyers do, red

    But it takes people to ask them to do it first.

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    On 8/3/2023 at 7:48 AM, Redleg said:

    Have to admit rather sheepishly, I had my first pinacolada in many years last night and it was very disappointing. I remember it as a creamy drink and this one wasn’t that at all.

    Possibly coconut flavouring instead of coconut cream Red.

    Same thing was happening on the cruise we went on back in May.  They did a great job with the presentation but it was like having a pineapple slurpy!

    Any decent Pina should also start with Bacardi Gold as the base with hints of caramel, almond & most importantly... banana!!

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    On 8/10/2023 at 9:11 AM, layzie said:

    Speaking of which, anyone get Paul McCartney tickets? 

    Yes!  You going Lz?

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    On 8/9/2023 at 11:53 AM, Redleg said:

    Thanks 640MD. The love for this thread is really lovely. I loved creating it and am loving that so many intelligent people have also loved it. I feel it has created many mores loves and lovers as a result. 
    The loveliest comments of the posters have always demonstrated their loveliness, in their appreciation of the thread. I personally have felt lovesick and lovelorn when away from the thread for any short period of time. It is a thread that has many lovelocked and loved up and sometimes feels like a love affair with the written word.

    As they say, all you need is ❤️ love.

    I just knew that would be uncle with the vomit emoji !

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