The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Monbon 1,840]

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Has it stopped raining in the Alice yet?

Good Redleg: this was descending into schoolyard toilet banter. I was dis custard.

[Redleg 40,843]

Have you made it to the Alice yet Uncle?

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

Apparently waylaid in Coober Pedy Mr Leg

Hope he isn't thinking of letting any geologists drive the Bentley.

They're often hammered and stoned.

Edited June 30, 2023 by Demon Dynasty

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,074]

Can you dig it?

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

22 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Can you dig it?

My sediments exactly

[DeelightfulPlay 2,543]

38 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

My sediments exactly

It could be a clean slate, since everyone would be igneous to his past!

[DeelightfulPlay 2,543]

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Edited June 30, 2023 by DeelightfulPlay
Double post, crappy internet this weekend 😪

[beelzebub 23,313]

Latest ,via the bush telegraph is a certain well known recluse and shiraz gurgler's transport had become mired .

It's rumoured he, staff in waiting ( esp the '[censored]') have transferred to Camels and set off for the Centre.. Adorned with his classicly styled sun hat he was reported to be pretty pithed. 

 

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

7 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

It could be a clean slate, since everyone would be igneous to his past!

If you are referring to those scurrilous rumours of basalt and battery.... boulder dash i say!

Edited June 30, 2023 by Demon Dynasty

[Little Goffy 14,462]

10 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Apparently waylaid in Coober Pedy Mr Leg

Hope he isn't thinking of letting any geologists drive the Bentley.

They're often hammered and stoned.

A quick guide just in case things get out of hand.

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

A quick guide just in case things get out of hand.

Superb LG!  I'll be forwarding this to my mining comptroller buddy

[Redleg 40,843]

11 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

My sediments exactly

And here we go.

New terrain to navigate.

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

4 hours ago, beelzebub said:

It's rumoured he, staff in waiting ( esp the '[censored]') have transferred to Camels and set off for the Centre.. Adorned with his classicly styled sun hat he was reported to be pretty pithed. 

 

A risky state of affairs Bubs!

Could someone pls get word to Uncle that no matter how strong the temptation might be, that under no circumstances is he to use the GPS beacon as a Shiraz stopper (or for any other purpose deemed fit)!

[Redleg 40,843]

Be

4 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Latest ,via the bush telegraph is a certain well known recluse and shiraz gurgler's transport had become mired .

It's rumoured he, staff in waiting ( esp the '[censored]') have transferred to Camels and set off for the Centre.. Adorned with his classicly styled sun hat he was reported to be pretty pithed. 

 

Beware of camels Uncle, they spit at you.

Will take you back to the days of Windy Hill and Victoria Park.

[Redleg 40,843]

 

On 7/1/2023 at 11:35 AM, Redleg said:

Beware of camels Uncle, they spit at you.

 

Would have preferred the camel spit rather than watching the Dees today.

[Redleg 40,843]

Just as an aside, watching Melbourne is torture.

No highlights. Fumbles. Poor disposal. Shocking goal kicking. Players slipping over.

Winning ugly has become the norm and it is very difficult to get any enjoyment from our games.

That said, I would cop an ugly won flag.

[beelzebub 23,313]

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Just as an aside, watching Melbourne is torture.

No highlights. Fumbles. Poor disposal. Shocking goal kicking. Players slipping over.

Winning ugly has become the norm and it is very difficult to get any enjoyment from our games.

That said, I would cop an ugly won flag.

Not thinking you'll need to worry over conflicting positions this year. 

We're not winning the flag ugly or otherwise at this rate.

[Little Goffy 14,462]

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

 

Would have preferred the camel spit rather than watching the Dees today.

And the camels always hit what they aim at.

[Redleg 40,843]

4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

And the camels always hit what they aim at.

Can they play footy.

[Little Goffy 14,462]

56 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Can they play footy.

Trouble is fitting them under the salary cap.

[Redleg 40,843]

Another quiet day on DL.

Just a FP injured, nothing much else happening.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,219]

At the risk of a ban for racism 

I must say, what a bunch of whinging [censored] ants the pommy bastards are !

Every club or park cricketer knows you wait for the call of “over” before you wander down the pitch

FMD !!!

I’m now putting them on the same level as the the filth

[daisycutter 29,604]

9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

At the risk of a ban for racism 

I must say, what a bunch of whinging [censored] ants the pommy bastards are !

Every club or park cricketer knows you wait for the call of “over” before you wander down the pitch

FMD !!!

I’m now putting them on the same level as the the filth

rather ironic, uncle, that the venerable (now outraged) mcc wrote the rules of cricket - haha (or should that be hawhaw?)

[beelzebub 23,313]

38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

rather ironic, uncle, that the venerable (now outraged) mcc wrote the rules of cricket - haha (or should that be hawhaw?)

Its a bit like a 2 yo stuffing around then falling over. They're not really hurt or injured...it's all about the embarassment. 

Same here... 

Edited July 4, 2023 by beelzebub

[layzie 33,752]

On 7/1/2023 at 9:58 AM, Little Goffy said:

A quick guide just in case things get out of hand.

That is just a little too good!