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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Now C’mon Yawl, 

We are Demon supporters. We are Demonlander’s. We have social standing to uphold. 
 

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Peppermint Patties. Pfftt! Get outta that Collingwood gutter, suit up, and nibble on the real Peppermint patty 🤪😝😋

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    36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

     

    Forgotten the old frys. Cheers. 

    That must be the most annoying soundtrack EVER. I want to punch that guy.

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    The only time chocolate coated minty things shall pass my lips...... a Dinner Mint

    After dinner.....of course

    Most suitably  with a Port...  just so so would suffice....

    Decent Port requires its own company...

     

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    I am just waiting for someone to claim that a Tim Tam is a chocolate bar.

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    For those fans of mint chocolate and kit kats, this is quite nice.

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    7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    What????? What is wrong with you?! Milk bottles (closely followed by *teeth) are the best lollies of all. My biggest complaint about mixed lollies is that there’s never enough of them. Jelly babies overload. 😠 

    * you don’t need to call them “false teeth.” No one is expecting to find real ones in the packet. 

    Urgh, you think you know someone and then they reveal a betrayal of decency like this.

    Thin ice, WCW, thin ice.

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    It's not even a bar shape.

    It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

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    11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

    How do you St Albans people choose which items to shoplift?

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    I am suffering memory loss.

    I have absolutely no recollection of a Mintex bar.

    I wonder if I have been hypnotised.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    How do you St Albans people choose which items to shoplift?

    We have a shopping list. 

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    We have a shopping list. 

    Who was that stolen from?

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    St Albans is a horrid place. My first 'girlfriend', Wendy, and I broke up because she confessed she was in love with Don Moodie who played in a band called The Groop. She nearly killed me.

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    12 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    St Albans is a horrid place. My first 'girlfriend', Wendy, and I broke up because she confessed she was in love with Don Moodie who played in a band called The Groop. She nearly killed me.

    Failure. Clearly wasn't a true snorbs girl !!!

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    33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Who was that stolen from?

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    From Snorbs Woollies. There’s something very satisfying about shoplifting from a store using a shopping list shoplifted from the same store. 😏

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    35 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    St Albans is a horrid place. My first 'girlfriend', Wendy, and I broke up because she confessed she was in love with Don Moodie who played in a band called The Groop. She nearly killed me.

    Ronnie Charles up front. They played at my school for a fund raiser.

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    On 5/9/2023 at 4:38 PM, Monbon said:

    No politics, please: this is an adult discussion about Flake and Violet Crumbles: please stick to the issue!

    The ALDI timtam knockoff is better than the real thing!!!   The firmer biscuit lasts that little bit longer when dunked in the coffee.  (lobs grenade and scurries off)

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    18 minutes ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

    The ALDI timtam knockoff is better than the real thing!!!   The firmer biscuit lasts that little bit longer when dunked in the coffee.  (lobs grenade and scurries off)

    What is an Aldi Tim Tam knockoff?

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    27 minutes ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

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    This is not a Tim Tam.

    What will they think of next?

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am suffering memory loss.

    I have absolutely no recollection of a Mintex bar.

    I wonder if I have been hypnotised.

    You are not alone Mr. Leg. Perhaps we have both been hypnotised. Then again it may be among all the bad demon day memories  I have suppressed. 

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    in case all of you were perplexed and confused and researching, the tex bar referred to was the hoadley's tex bar and bears no resemblance to the later (in oz) nestle tex bar which was an imported american piece of rubbish more closely related to an aero type of bar.

    Hoadley's was a melbourne company. They then merged with pommy rowntrees to become rowntree-hoadley, Eventually they sold out to nestle who dropped many hoadley originalls including the original hoadley tex bar known (quite rightly) as the "king of chocolate bars".

    so put that in ya pipe and smoke it 

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    15 hours ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

    The ALDI timtam knockoff is better than the real thing!!!   The firmer biscuit lasts that little bit longer when dunked in the coffee.  (lobs grenade and scurries off)

    Aldi " Stella Artois" is pretty good @ 1.50 a bottle.

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    The scorched peanut bar, now we are talking. Up there with the white knight.

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