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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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5 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Could be that you've ran out of attachment allotment. You only get 39mb (well that's my limit) so you may have to delete some old attachments.

Thanks will see if that is it.

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    21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Serious question guys.

    How come everytime I try and load a photo onto a DL post it says too large, when everyone else loads videos, large photos etc.

    What am I doing wrong.

    Too many saved images off Redtube I’m guessing ! 

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Too many saved images off Redtube I’m guessing ! 

    I know better than that.

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    2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Woolies my man

    Screenshot_20230509_114753_Chrome.thumb.jpg.a69705216bdbe056e5af16d4a8aea15f.jpg

    Alas an aisle i don't frequent lol

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    5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    There are of course these....yummmm

    Especially in keeping with the flavour fav of this thread ;) 

    Sugar-Station-Bulk-Line-18-Choc-Bananas.jpg

    Clinkers?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Serious question guys.

    How come everytime I try and load a photo onto a DL post it says too large, when everyone else loads videos, large photos etc.

    What am I doing wrong.

    How big are the photos you're trying to upload in terms of kb or mb?

    Edit: Azz has asked already.

    It can be really easy to blow out the storage quota on here if you upload a few 10mb photos.

    Edited by layzie

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    5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    There are of course these....yummmm

    Especially in keeping with the flavour fav of this thread ;) 

    Sugar-Station-Bulk-Line-18-Choc-Bananas.jpg

    Man that made me hungry

     

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    7 hours ago, layzie said:

    Choc coated almonds DD, almonds!!

    Now you're talking Layzie.  Hope you  caught that Azz.

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    I used to like chocolate covered peanuts.

    I wonder what would happen if JVR's representative simply flashed the photo of JVR with his fist near the ball, to the Tribunal and said dismiss this ridiculous charge now, unless you want to make the game a complete joke.

    Could that be all that is needed to get this ridiculous suspension overturned?

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Serious question guys.

    How come everytime I try and load a photo onto a DL post it says too large, when everyone else loads videos, large photos etc.

    What am I doing wrong.

     

    3 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Could be that you've ran out of attachment allotment. You only get 39mb (well that's my limit) so you may have to delete some old attachments.

    Either that or what you are attaching exceeds the total attachment size of 10mb

    This plus you can also resize photos to about 40% of their original pixels Red (assuming your phone offers that option) and this will help keep you below the allotment limit for a tad longer

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    @Redleg what is the source of photos ? 

    Camera, Phone ?? 

    Oh yeah...Chocolate Bullets  😉

    LiquoriceBulletsMilklighter_800x.jpg

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    18 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Ughhh flake is possibly my fav favourite.

    Are you sure Bubs?  It's still listed on their website as being in there.

    Maybe you got a flakey box!

    I would guess that Flakes are being strategically replaced by Twirls in gift/party boxes due to risk analysis of embarrassing chocolatey fragments on proverbial Sunday bests. Flake, alas, is being condemned to the 'at home, naked, with the curtains drawn and lights off' category of indulgence.

    Also, Crunchie beats Violet Crumble for the sole reason that it is more likely to be on special in the checkout-side displays.

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    12 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    @Redleg what is the source of photos ? 

    Camera, Phone ?? 

    Oh yeah...Chocolate Bullets  😉

    LiquoriceBulletsMilklighter_800x.jpg

    Phone.

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    17 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

     

    This plus you can also resize photos to about 40% of their original pixels Red (assuming your phone offers that option) and this will help keep you below the allotment limit for a tad longer

    That's what I usually do. Can be a bit fiddly depending on what phone you have. 

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Phone.

    Do you store images as RAW ( large files ) or JPEGS ? 

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    @Redleg what is the source of photos ? 

    Camera, Phone ?? 

    Oh yeah...Chocolate Bullets  😉

    LiquoriceBulletsMilklighter_800x.jpg

    Sacre' bleu Bubs.... Darryl Lee versions only pls!

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    15 hours ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

    Who do you want to dig you out of the snow, a St Bernards or a beagle with ambition?

    The political system has thrown up Prime Ministers Morrison, Abbot, Rudd, Turnbull, Keating, etc.   Shrinking violets to the man with hubris unknown.  Be Afwaid be vewy vewy Afwaid — (Elmer Fudd c. 1956)  Any mention of a recent State Premiers will cause this thread to self-combust.

    No politics, please: this is an adult discussion about Flake and Violet Crumbles: please stick to the issue!

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    6 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Not seen those... 

    Please refrain from showing lollies: I'm on a diet.

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    1 minute ago, Monbon said:

    No politics, please: this is an adult discussion about Flake and Violet Crumbles: please stick to the issue!

    I agree, there is no room for political filth in the gentlemanly topic.

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    Which fool came up with the idea for Raspberry bullets?

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    39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Which fool came up with the idea for Raspberry bullets?

    Dum Dums are more efficient.

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Which fool came up with the idea for Raspberry bullets?

    It's a little bit left of the universe.

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