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12 hours ago, Redleg said:

I used to like chocolate covered peanuts.

I wonder what would happen if JVR's representative simply flashed the photo of JVR with his fist near the ball, to the Tribunal and said dismiss this ridiculous charge now, unless you want to make the game a complete joke.

Could that be all that is needed to get this ridiculous suspension overturned?

So did I until they were appointed to the Tribunal ... :-)

 

Thankgod for this thread....sanctuary from all that other nonsense. 

Might settle back with a......

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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Thankgod for this thread....sanctuary from all that other nonsense. 

Might settle back with a......

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Settle back with a cup of frozen pee?

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6 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Settle back with a cup of frozen pee?

Why no.... do you normally stick a banana in yours ? 🤔

That's quite odd,  but I'm not here to judge .

8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Why no.... do you normally stick a banana in yours ? 🤔

That's quite odd,  but I'm not here to judge .

Yes, yes I do and stating that it's odd IS judging.... Jerk. 🤣


11 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Why no.... do you normally stick a banana in yours ? 🤔

That's quite odd,  but I'm not here to judge .

That reminds me, need to get bananas. 

 
1 minute ago, Redleg said:

I wonder if more bananas curve to the left or the right?

Would be keen to read the surveys. 

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17 minutes ago, layzie said:

Would be keen to read the surveys. 

Yes and I also wonder if bananas curve from the top down, or the bottom up.


51 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I wonder if more bananas curve to the left or the right?

to the left or right of what?

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

to the left or right of what?

Of straight.

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Of straight.

put one on the table, bends to the right

flip it over, bends to the left

your mission if you accept it, is to determine why

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39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

put one on the table, bends to the right

flip it over, bends to the left

your mission if you accept it, is to determine why

I hear an echo.

30 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I hear an echo.

an answer to our sound....


In an experimentally controlled zero-gravity vacuum, bananas are straight.

On their home planet, Bananas form perfect toroids and maintain neutral buoyancy in the atmosphere.

As per this report from the International Atomic Energy Agency;

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0029-5515/24/1/008

The toroidal banana drift regime of neoclassical diffusion in helical solenoids

Abstract

The processes of transport in helical solenoids are considered within the framework of neoclassical diffusion theory. The banana kinetic equation is used to determine the diffusion fluxes of particles and heat in the toroidal banana drift regime (super banana diffusion) for the case of effective collision frequencies lower than the banana precession frequency.

51 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

In an experimentally controlled zero-gravity vacuum, bananas are straight.

On their home planet, Bananas form perfect toroids and maintain neutral buoyancy in the atmosphere.

As per this report from the International Atomic Energy Agency;

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0029-5515/24/1/008

The toroidal banana drift regime of neoclassical diffusion in helical solenoids

Abstract

The processes of transport in helical solenoids are considered within the framework of neoclassical diffusion theory. The banana kinetic equation is used to determine the diffusion fluxes of particles and heat in the toroidal banana drift regime (super banana diffusion) for the case of effective collision frequencies lower than the banana precession frequency.

Oh no: the bananas are back!

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13 minutes ago, Monbon said:

Oh no: the bananas are back!

Never left.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Never left.

Surely they're al brown by now, not fit for anything but compost or banana cake - same thing.


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1 hour ago, Monbon said:

Surely they're al brown by now, not fit for anything but compost or banana cake - same thing.

We use cryogenics on this thread, no brown bananas.

1 hour ago, Monbon said:

Surely they're al brown by now, not fit for anything but compost or banana cake - same thing.

if you want to see brown bananas monbon, you should become a dorks supporter

you'll see 18 of them on the field every week

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

if you want to see brown bananas monbon, you should become a dorks supporter

you'll see 18 of them on the field every week

There's brown bananas, and there's brown bananas, but then there's the ones that have rotted on the inside first.

 
5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

put one on the table, bends to the right

flip it over, bends to the left

your mission if you accept it, is to determine why

What happens if you turn the table? Does that reverse the banana's polarity?

20 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Yes, yes I do and stating that it's odd IS judging.... Jerk. 🤣

You have an awesome sense of humour.  


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