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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i thought the T in no T$ stood for Tasmania

That would indeed be preferable to who it actually does stand for, not that I remember anyway.

 
3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That would indeed be preferable to who it actually does stand for, not that I remember anyway.

oh that's right. tasmania would have to be T$$$ anyway

3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

1000s ??

You live in a house of mirrors 🤔

Pretty sure Red doesn't reside at the Manor Bubs

 
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6 hours ago, beelzebub said:

1000s ??

You live in a house of mirrors 🤔

Well my father was a glazier.

On 5/4/2023 at 8:38 AM, layzie said:

I thought this was the most easy thread on DL 😝

I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

 


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14 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

 

I swim sideways.

1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

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No ty Azz.  Doubt i'll make it 30km to the Shineshine coast from the Goodship boozalot let alone if i swam sideways.

Also im the only half smashed deck hand sporting anything AFL (2021 Premiership Cap)... and proudly at that!

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I swim sideways.

Ahh, clever, but it's no use, Mr Redleg. there's just more rip. It's rips all the way down.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I swim sideways.

i swim sideways too, mr leg.  problem is i never mean to.


3 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

 

I've been underwater for so long that none of this directional commentary matters!

40 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i swim sideways too, mr leg.  problem is i never mean to.

Spot on DC

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28 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

I've been underwater for so long that none of this directional commentary matters!

That’s an important talent to possess, especially when someone drops one in a crowded lift.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

That’s an important talent to possess, especially when someone drops one in a crowded lift.

Spoken like a barrister to a solicitor, Mr Leg!  You know we love a sign off 

Edited by DeelightfulPlay

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2 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Spoken like a barrister to a solicitor, Mr Leg!  You know we love a sign off 

I always aim to please.

I am into pleasure.

Edited by Redleg


16 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Spoken like a barrister to a solicitor, Mr Leg!  You know we love a sign off 

DP! Y-Y-You’re a…solicitor??? But you seem so nice! 

10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

DP! Y-Y-You’re a…solicitor??? But you seem so nice! 

Look, some of us are cool!  I'm a tech lawyer (which means I'm deluded)

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5 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Look, some of us are cool!  I'm a tech lawyer (which means I'm deluded)

I like the technicalities in law too.

5 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

 

Plenty of good surf spots in this thread!


18 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

 

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9 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

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What is it with disposal coffee cups among finer glassware!😮

I'm sure it is for the host but does P&O not have proper cups!

Edited by Lucifers Hero

 
15 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

What is it with disposal coffee cups among finer glassware!😮

I'm sure it is for the host but does P&O not have proper cups!

LH the best part* of that wine tasting was the the Chateau cardboard coffee...while seemingly out of place, a worthy participant (and savior!)

I suspected as much

*Oh i also upset a Lions supporter after he spotted my Premiership cap 😁

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56 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

What is it with disposal coffee cups among finer glassware!😮

I'm sure it is for the host but does P&O not have proper cups!

There you go Luci...success following a cafe' reconnoitre 20230506_121919.thumb.jpg.404e4959a18937f68b341af257ac8785.jpg

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