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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

time to bring back the bananas?

...Or what about some fun with this for a while, from @Whispering_Jack's great summary of yesterday's hit-out:

"...Lachie Hunter who looks like being the yin on the wing to the yang of Ed Langdon..."

i.e., would that be 'wing and wang', then?

(And, is 'that Numberwang!'?...)

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    time to bring back the bananas?

    Yes Giant Bananas.

    I have never been bitten by a banana.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Yes Giant Bananas.

    I have never been bitten by a banana.

    your wish is my command

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes Giant Bananas.

    I have never been bitten by a banana.

    Anything for you Red

     

     

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    The thread has returned to normality.

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    Now there is a movie about a bear on cocaine. Surely they know bears prefer weed,

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    5 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

    it ain't gonna be nothin compared to...

    Attack of the Meth Gator' - The Asylum Teases Their Own 'Cocaine Bear' Mockbuster - Bloody Disgusting

    Isn’t that BBO’s pet lizard?

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    5 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

    it ain't gonna be nothin compared to...

    Attack of the Meth Gator' - The Asylum Teases Their Own 'Cocaine Bear' Mockbuster - Bloody Disgusting

    Pffftt it's only a Gator, if it was a croc I'd be worried.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Now there is a movie about a bear on cocaine. Surely they know bears prefer weed,

    This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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    Edited by AzzKikA

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    34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I think you went early Red.

    You sound like my wife.

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    11 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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    Bear Gryllis must be apoplectic.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You sound like my wife.

    You still go 😲

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I think you went early Red.

    Nah -- this stuff is normal for this thread!

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    On 2/25/2023 at 10:14 PM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...Or what about some fun with this for a while, from @Whispering_Jack's great summary of yesterday's hit-out:

    "...Lachie Hunter who looks like being the yin on the wing to the yang of Ed Langdon..."

    i.e., would that be 'wing and wang', then?

    (And, is 'that Numberwang!'?...)

     

    On 2/25/2023 at 11:08 PM, Redleg said:

    Yes Giant Bananas.

    I have never been bitten by a banana.

    ...and the page's worth that followed...

    I did try.

    Though perhaps the prompt return to bananas was an unconscious(?) response to my 'wing and wang'?...

    https://www.google.com/search?q=austin+powers+giant+wang&oq=austin+powers+it's+a+giant&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i22i30j0i22i30i625l3.22123j1j4&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:816693d4,vid:K1JgMxRm--0

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    (Umm... Let me know if I need to apologise to anyone for that...😬)

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    53 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    (Umm... Let me know if I need to apologise to anyone for that...😬)

    No need to apologize about a banana reference, I will smooth(ie) it over for you.

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    53 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    (Umm... Let me know if I need to apologise to anyone for that...😬)

    Nah

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    10 hours ago, layzie said:

    Nah

    Nah nah nah nah... Let those bodies sing!

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    11 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Nah nah nah nah... Let those bodies sing!

    Too good!

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    13 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Nah nah nah nah... Let those bodies sing!

    Hey hey, kiss him goodbye.

    Just letting off “ steam”.

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    On 2/26/2023 at 9:48 PM, AzzKikA said:

    This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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    We should all go and see this in gold class. 

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    8 hours ago, layzie said:

    We should all go and see this in gold class. 

    I think I will wait for Cocaine Croc vs Kong....

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