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On 10/5/2022 at 4:44 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hey Frog, how's it going?

I read your recent post about your electric wheelchair. You know if I was in Westralia , I'd let the tyres down!

I am still going thanks for asking 🙂 I only use my wheelchair when I need to walk 🚶‍♂️ long distances. As I will tend to be less stable on my feet. It also protects me from being knocked down by other people. Unfortunately my stroke has left me with some permanent issues.

It was a great day at the WAFL Grand Final. We won 1 and lost 2 games that day. Colts Lost by 2 points, Reserves Lost by 6 points and the League side Won by 12 points. It would have been out of this world 🌎 if we won all three games, but we do like to share.

Well if you do make over here, let me know so I can carry a wheel pump LOL 😆 

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    On 10/6/2022 at 2:32 PM, Redleg said:

    I heard your maid was sniffing around Froggy’s lily pond.

    Maybe just distributing some of your Romsey wine casks to the less affluent, or is that effluent.

    Would it be fair to call that the 'miracle pond'?

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    I’m stunned that nobody’s questioned a frog’s ability to operate an electronic wheelchair. 🤔

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m stunned that nobody’s questioned a frog’s ability to operate an electronic wheelchair. 🤔

    You have never meet a Demon loving frog. They are a particularly tough enterprising  group. 

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m stunned that nobody’s questioned a frog’s ability to operate an electronic wheelchair. 🤔

    Well, if ants can ride seadoos, I'd have full confidence that a frog can operate an electronic wheelchair.

     

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    36 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Well, if ants can ride seadoos, I'd have full confidence that a frog can operate an electronic wheelchair.

     

    Not a great comparison, Little G. Ants of all living creatures are the ones we humans should be watching carefully since riding seadoos is a mere trifle. Take heed…

    in particular, the last couple of seconds of the vid…

    9BBD5D40-DB67-4D96-AF1C-3254E9105D59.jpeg.812c2c72b6fa942a39b8d7b8ef26cca9.jpeg

    A haunting presage. 

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    Moral of the story; don't let eusocial superorganism insects listen to Rammstein, or operate heavy machinery.

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    12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m stunned that nobody’s questioned a frog’s ability to operate an electronic wheelchair. 🤔

    I got my P Plate for driving an electric wheelchair ♿ when I was in hospital. 

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    7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    I got my P Plate for driving an electric wheelchair ♿ when I was in hospital. 

    Straight to Ps? No L Plate first? You ARE a clever little froggy. 😉

    Hope you’re recovering well from your stroke. 💕 And just ignore @Bitter but optimisticwhen he threatens to let your wheelchair tyres down. He’s actually a big ol’ softie who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Although he’s wiped out half your family by treading on em with his size 15 red n blue crocs, which team perfectly with his 7XL red n blue kaftan.

    Frog on, Froggy! 🤙🏾 

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    9 hours ago, layzie said:

    I've never seen one before

    An ant riding a seadoo?

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    40 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    An ant riding a seadoo?

    That's right, but I tried to make it sound like it was a thing that existed. Which it does. 

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    Of course it exists! You’re just not looking hard enough. They’re pretty small, ya know. And they tend to ride those shmick streamlined seadoos which are even smaller. Keep looking Layz. You gotta manifest this [censored]. 

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    6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Straight to Ps? No L Plate first? You ARE a clever little froggy. 😉

    Hope you’re recovering well from your stroke. 💕 And just ignore @Bitter but optimisticwhen he threatens to let your wheelchair tyres down. He’s actually a big ol’ softie who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Although he’s wiped out half your family by treading on em with his size 15 red n blue crocs, which team perfectly with his 7XL red n blue kaftan.

    Frog on, Froggy! 🤙🏾 

    They only give an L plate to those who need assistance with their wheelchair. Strange system 🤔 but if you don't have your plate displayed the nurses tell you off and you can't use the wheelchair. 

    We all know that Uncle Bitters can be a grumpy 😠 😡 old man without his Morning bottle of red and blue wine 🍷 

    Everything is going well as another Premiership in 2022 (total won is now 20) has given me a big smile 😀 but please don't talk about the AFL until 2023!

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    They only give an L plate to those who need assistance with their wheelchair. Strange system 🤔 but if you don't have your plate displayed the nurses tell you off and you can't use the wheelchair. 

    We all know that Uncle Bitters can be a grumpy 😠 😡 old man without his Morning bottle of red and blue wine 🍷 

    Everything is going well as another Premiership in 2022 (total won is now 20) has given me a big smile 😀 but please don't talk about the AFL until 2023!

    We haven't talked footy on this thread for 1107 pages DF. Why on earth would we start now?

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    51 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Have we gone to the Dogs?

    Nah, we've Hounded others until the Dogs got let out to our benefit!

    Edited by DeelightfulPlay
    Typo

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    On 10/12/2022 at 10:44 PM, Redleg said:

    Have we gone to the Dogs?

    Seems more like the Dogs have come to us. Who let them out anyway? 😁

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Seems more like the Dogs have come to us. Who let them out anyway? 😁

    Hopefully we can keep them leashed.

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    I've reacted with 😁 to you all, but may I also add 'Bahahaha, men'?

     

    (I only know this cultural reference cos it was a DA cryptic theme a couple of weeks ago...)

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    11 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    I've reacted with 😁 to you all, but may I also add 'Bahahaha, men'?

     

    (I only know this cultural reference cos it was a DA cryptic theme a couple of weeks ago...)

    Everytime someone wrote 'bahahaha' to me in a text I used to say "That's right, The Baha Men!"

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    On 10/12/2022 at 5:25 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    We haven't talked footy on this thread for 1107 pages DF. Why on earth would we start now?

    Good things come to those who wait!

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Good things come to those who wait!

    I have waited for over 12 months for another flag. I need results, enough is enough.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I have waited for over 12 months for another flag. I need results, enough is enough.

    It is only 11 months away Mr. leg. Hang loose. 

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