Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

  • Author
1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

Then why am I still in bed? 

You are on frog time.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     
    5 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Then why am I still in bed? 

    I’m sure you have a good reason. 😉 
    Not that we all need to know about it. 

  • Quote
    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The breakfast of champions, Layz. 

    Speaking of breakfast, anyone who hasn’t yet had brekkie, come to Gosch’s for a snag in bread for the meagre sum of $2.50. Or $4 when you add a can of soft drink. 

    Oh and you get to watch our players training, too. 
    Hashtag side bonus. 😆

    Wish I could! Pushed the envelope a bit last week being there during work hours, those snags were very popular!

  • Quote
    •  
    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m sure you have a good reason. 😉 
    Not that we all need to know about it. 

    Well I will let you know 😏 

    It is both cold and early!

    Sometimes it hard to live in the past. Especially from those who live in the future LOL

  • Quote

    Is today the day of our 2022 come back? 

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    26 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Is today the day of our 2022 come back? 

    As Dwayne Russell would say "Could this be the firestarter?" 

  • Quote
    6 minutes ago, layzie said:

    As Dwayne Russell would say "Could this be the firestarter?" 

    🎶 Twisted firestarter 🎶!!!!!

  • Quote
    • Author

    Just win boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Quote
    • Like 2
     
    5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    🎶 Twisted firestarter 🎶!!!!!

    Man I loved that album, used it for a lot of inspiration for my own musical arrangements 😀

  • Quote
    1 minute ago, layzie said:

    Man I loved that album, used it for a lot of inspiration for my own musical arrangements 😀

    I saw them live in 2019 and they were 🤯. Sadly, a couple of weeks later Keith “Keeefe” Flint took his own life. 😢 But yeah, that album is incredible. 

  • Quote

    • Author

    Back to the footy, silly to say, but if we get to next week, I have a funny feeling we could beat the red hot favourites and march into another GF.

    We would be the big underdogs and that could really suit us. I have never liked it when we are raging favourite to win. MFCSS kicks in.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    True! Gawn does own Geelong after all LOL

  • Quote
    20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm guessing @Earl Hood will be booking a flight to Londinium about now!

    Accompanied by @Sir Why You LittleI presume!

    What about @Lord Nev-🤔  On second thoughts, maybe he would need to catch a different flight to the aforementioned Knight!

    Edited by Lucifers Hero

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 2

    3 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    Accompanied by @Sir Why You LittleI presume!

    What about @Lord Nev-🤔  On second thoughts, maybe he would need to catch a different flight to the fore mentioned Knight!

    Charles and Camilla. I just don’t think it will work 

  • Quote
    1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Charles and Camilla. I just don’t think it will work 

    🤔 King Charles 111 and the Queen Consort Camilia seem to get on just fine...

  • Quote
    21 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    🤔 King Charles 111 and the Queen Consort Camilia seem to get on just fine...

    But do we want them?

    i am extremely underwhelmed 

  • Quote
    18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    But do we want them?

    i am extremely underwhelmed 

    don't worry, swyl. the feeling is no doubt mutual

  • Quote

    6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm guessing @Earl Hood will be booking a flight to Londinium about now!

    Indeed I have just landed at Heathrow Uncle, on this most sombre of occasions, having been given a heads up by the Palace early yesterday that I should hasten to Balmoral as Her Majesty was slipping away, unfortunately all too late. The Queen is Dead, Long Live King Charles! I am assuming, like Federal Parliament the AFL finals have been postponed for 2 weeks, this is no time for mere games of sport after all. 

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    20 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Indeed I have just landed at Heathrow Uncle, on this most sombre of occasions, having been given a heads up by the Palace early yesterday that I should hasten to Balmoral as Her Majesty was slipping away, unfortunately all too late. The Queen is Dead, Long Live King Charles! I am assuming, like Federal Parliament the AFL finals have been postponed for 2 weeks, this is no time for mere games of sport after all. 

    No doubt about it Earl Hood.

    You are a staunch and faithful servant of The Empire!

     

    And ...... of course ..... all with no consideration given to personal gain .

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1
     
    17 hours ago, layzie said:

    Come on you Dees! As long as we're in it anything is possible! 

    2022 RIP

  • Quote

    I think the Norm Smith curse 🤬 is back at the MCG.

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • POSTGAME: Carlton

      The Demons snatched Victory form the Jaws of Defeat as they clawed their way back from 43 points down to win by 23 points in Max Gawn and Tom McDonald's 250th matches at the MCG. Never in Doubt!!!

        • Clap
        • Love
      • 283 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Carlton

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on TUESDAY, 31st March @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees miraculous 66 point turnaround win against the Blues at the G.

        • Haha
      • 22 replies
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Carlton

      The Milestone Man Max Gawn is currently leading the Demonland Player of the Year Award from Jack Steele, Jacob van Rooyen & Christian Salem. Your votes please for the Demons come from way behind win against the Blues. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, & 1.

        • Like
      • 66 replies
      Demonland

    • GAMEDAY: Carlton

      It’s Game Day and the Demons are back at the MCG for a big occasion, celebrating the 250-game milestones of Premiership pair Max Gawn and Tom McDonald, while rookie Paddy Cross gets his first taste of AFL football against the Blues. What are you hoping to see from the Dees today?

      • 585 replies
      Demonland

    • NON-MFC: Round 03

      Round 3 of the 2026 AFL Premiership Season kicks off on tonight. Follow along and discuss all the big games not involving the Dees. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Demons?

      • 339 replies
      Demonland

    • PREVIEW: Carlton

      Recent meetings between Melbourne and Carlton have developed a striking and somewhat familiar narrative, underscored by a series of closely contested encounters ultimately decided by narrow margins. The Blues have won out on each of the past four occasions:- 

        • Thanks
      • 2 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.