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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

Then why am I still in bed? 

You are on frog time.

 
5 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Then why am I still in bed? 

I’m sure you have a good reason. 😉 
Not that we all need to know about it. 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The breakfast of champions, Layz. 

Speaking of breakfast, anyone who hasn’t yet had brekkie, come to Gosch’s for a snag in bread for the meagre sum of $2.50. Or $4 when you add a can of soft drink. 

Oh and you get to watch our players training, too. 
Hashtag side bonus. 😆

Wish I could! Pushed the envelope a bit last week being there during work hours, those snags were very popular!

 
2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m sure you have a good reason. 😉 
Not that we all need to know about it. 

Well I will let you know 😏 

It is both cold and early!

Sometimes it hard to live in the past. Especially from those who live in the future LOL

Is today the day of our 2022 come back? 


26 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Is today the day of our 2022 come back? 

As Dwayne Russell would say "Could this be the firestarter?" 

6 minutes ago, layzie said:

As Dwayne Russell would say "Could this be the firestarter?" 

🎶 Twisted firestarter 🎶!!!!!

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Just win boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🎶 Twisted firestarter 🎶!!!!!

Man I loved that album, used it for a lot of inspiration for my own musical arrangements 😀

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Man I loved that album, used it for a lot of inspiration for my own musical arrangements 😀

I saw them live in 2019 and they were 🤯. Sadly, a couple of weeks later Keith “Keeefe” Flint took his own life. 😢 But yeah, that album is incredible. 


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Back to the footy, silly to say, but if we get to next week, I have a funny feeling we could beat the red hot favourites and march into another GF.

We would be the big underdogs and that could really suit us. I have never liked it when we are raging favourite to win. MFCSS kicks in.

True! Gawn does own Geelong after all LOL

20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm guessing @Earl Hood will be booking a flight to Londinium about now!

Accompanied by @Sir Why You LittleI presume!

What about @Lord Nev-🤔  On second thoughts, maybe he would need to catch a different flight to the aforementioned Knight!

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3 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Accompanied by @Sir Why You LittleI presume!

What about @Lord Nev-🤔  On second thoughts, maybe he would need to catch a different flight to the fore mentioned Knight!

Charles and Camilla. I just don’t think it will work 

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Charles and Camilla. I just don’t think it will work 

🤔 King Charles 111 and the Queen Consort Camilia seem to get on just fine...

21 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

🤔 King Charles 111 and the Queen Consort Camilia seem to get on just fine...

But do we want them?

i am extremely underwhelmed 

18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

But do we want them?

i am extremely underwhelmed 

don't worry, swyl. the feeling is no doubt mutual


6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm guessing @Earl Hood will be booking a flight to Londinium about now!

Indeed I have just landed at Heathrow Uncle, on this most sombre of occasions, having been given a heads up by the Palace early yesterday that I should hasten to Balmoral as Her Majesty was slipping away, unfortunately all too late. The Queen is Dead, Long Live King Charles! I am assuming, like Federal Parliament the AFL finals have been postponed for 2 weeks, this is no time for mere games of sport after all. 

20 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Indeed I have just landed at Heathrow Uncle, on this most sombre of occasions, having been given a heads up by the Palace early yesterday that I should hasten to Balmoral as Her Majesty was slipping away, unfortunately all too late. The Queen is Dead, Long Live King Charles! I am assuming, like Federal Parliament the AFL finals have been postponed for 2 weeks, this is no time for mere games of sport after all. 

No doubt about it Earl Hood.

You are a staunch and faithful servant of The Empire!

 

And ...... of course ..... all with no consideration given to personal gain .

 
17 hours ago, layzie said:

Come on you Dees! As long as we're in it anything is possible! 

2022 RIP

I think the Norm Smith curse 🤬 is back at the MCG.


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