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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I am hoping Rosman but thinking Howes.,!!!!!!!!

 
On 1/29/2022 at 10:42 AM, Redleg said:

Remember it's not the size but the quality.

Mmmmm ......... that is an issue that needs further consideration Red.

10 hours ago, Biffen said:

On the OFF topic above.

I know little of womens tennis but I did follow it the last couple of years due to the edifying and uplifting influence of gambling.

Needless to say ,I had a Multi  Motza going in to Danielle to win her match but despite her position as red hot favouriote she lost to a short,powerful Russian and looked overweight during the process. I dubbed her the Collins Class Submarinbe after that effort but now i'm aware she was carrying a severe illness so she shall be forgiven.

As shall that wimpy little Australian swimmer that broke every sprint swimming record in the year leading up to the Olympics before he decided to choke and cost me a small fortune in another multi.

Forgive and forget I always say.Or forgive at the very least.

What a despicable fellow you are Biffen!

Your weakness for sins of the flesh is well documented and your predilection for substance abuse is infamous.

Now you add gaming! You choose to ignore the wonderful spirit of jingoism that surrounds the tennis in favour of your venal needs!

Disgraceful!

 
23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What a despicable fellow you are Biffen!

Your weakness for sins of the flesh is well documented and your predilection for substance abuse is infamous.

Now you add gaming! You choose to ignore the wonderful spirit of jingoism that surrounds the tennis in favour of your venal needs!

Disgraceful!

Only gott in himmel knows the full extent!!!

28 minutes ago, dieter said:

Only gott in himmel knows the full extent!!!

himmel was an illiterate dog from carlscum.....he would know nuzzzzing


28 minutes ago, dieter said:

Only gott in himmel knows the full extent!!!

Bah to you skinny! A batsman who allows himself to be run out when the batting averages trophy is on the line has no credibility.

On 1/4/2022 at 2:13 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, I am deeply wounded.

After all my years of valuable and profound intellectual contributions to this thread you still misrepresent my tastes in vino.

I hereby declare and  caste aside all doubts, Chateau Cardboard has no place in The Manor's fine collection of plonk.

( excepting of course, those occasions when The Manor's budget is a tad strained)

I can honestly attest that Uncle knows his wine, his women and one or two songs😂

11 hours ago, picket fence said:

I can honestly attest that Uncle knows his wine, his women and one or two songs😂

Indeed picket! An astute observer like yourself might also have guessed that one of those two was a little ditty  from the early 80's by the oddly apparelled Devo .

 
15 hours ago, daisycutter said:

himmel was an illiterate dog from carlscum.....he would know nuzzzzing

himmel is the place where nothing ever happens...

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Indeed picket! An astute observer like yourself might also have guessed that one of those two was a little ditty  from the early 80's by the oddly apparelled Devo .

Devo is not a dirty word, Devo is not a dirty word, dont you beleive what youvé seen or you have heard, DEVO!

Oh sorry thats Skyhooks'.

Hey uncle, ever had a "Balwyn Calling" experience??


1 minute ago, dieter said:

himmel is the place where nothing ever happens...

Ápparently Himelberg is well known for its bad haircuts!!

2 hours ago, picket fence said:

Devo is not a dirty word, Devo is not a dirty word, dont you beleive what youvé seen or you have heard, DEVO!

Oh sorry thats Skyhooks'.

Hey uncle, ever had a "Balwyn Calling" experience??

Well ....... not precisely picket. However, I do recall buying Advocaat for sheilas back in the day.

17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well ....... not precisely picket. However, I do recall buying Advocaat for sheilas back in the day.

That B calling song had good guitar.

For all affectionadoes of classic Prog rock

Check out a King King Crimson video on you tube Live Meltdown Mexico 2017 ( Released in 2018) and a BRILLIANT song featuring 3 Drummers called "INDISCIPLINE"' Be prepared to be BLOWN AWAY!! pf

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well ....... not precisely picket. However, I do recall buying Advocaat for sheilas back in the day.

Now there is a long forgotten drink Bbo. A hoped l-g op-ner back in the day. Have to say it never worked. 


47 minutes ago, old dee said:

Now there is a long forgotten drink Bbo. A hoped l-g op-ner back in the day. Have to say it never worked. 

how about the mateus rose followed by a barossa pearl, od

42 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

how about the mateus rose followed by a barossa pearl, od

I can honestly say bp has never passed my lips DC. However a bottle of French bubbles was much more successful even if I could not afford petrol for week. 

Edited by old dee

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Anyone for a Harvey Wallbanger?

I was partial to the odd slippery nipple back in the day. 

3 hours ago, picket fence said:

For all affectionadoes of classic Prog rock

Check out a King King Crimson video on you tube Live Meltdown Mexico 2017 ( Released in 2018) and a BRILLIANT song featuring 3 Drummers called "INDISCIPLINE"' Be prepared to be BLOWN AWAY!! pf

This is so cool. Only problem is… not nearly enough drums. 😁


43 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I was partial to the odd slippery nipple back in the day. 

Mmmm ... arhhh ...... slurp slurp.... gasp ........ how was that for you WCW?

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mmmm ... arhhh ...... slurp slurp.... gasp ........ how was that for you WCW?

I said slippery not slimy

 
9 hours ago, picket fence said:

Devo is not a dirty word, Devo is not a dirty word, dont you beleive what youvé seen or you have heard, DEVO!

Oh sorry thats Skyhooks'.

Hey uncle, ever had a "Balwyn Calling" experience??

For such a boring hole it has received too much attention. Keith Richards hid out there for a while.

No danger of anyone  recognising him.

They should sell it off to the CCP.

Ooops .Too late

 

 

 

20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

hahahaha  ..... touche ..... slimy is my only card ...... don't do much else !!!!

But I’m sure you do it well. 😉 


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