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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've quaffed a few on occasion skinny but they're not on my regular slurping list.

D you know the origin of the famous drop 'Bailleys and Bailleys'?

 

Tayla Harris kicked a BANANA last night. 
Just thought I’d mention it on account of this thread being (in part) dedicated to bananas. 
I still don’t know why. 🤔

17 hours ago, daisycutter said:

khawaja and green going bananas

Green bananas.

Are they OK here? Can someone give me a potted banana (indoor plant?!) history? I'm still like @WalkingCivilWar too.

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

 
On 1/6/2022 at 5:06 PM, daisycutter said:

just got boostered today 😁

only symptom i;ve  got so far is that i keep wandering around the house singing 'we are the champions'  🏆❤️🏆

That is so 2021

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Green bananas.

Are they OK here? Can someone give me a potted banana (indoor plant?!) history? I'm still like @WalkingCivilWar too.

Educated guess: there was a time when the price of bananas was such that one had to just about take out a second mortgage on one’s home in order to buy a decent bunch. 
That’s all I can put it down to. 


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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tayla Harris kicked a BANANA last night. 
Just thought I’d mention it on account of this thread being (in part) dedicated to bananas. 
I still don’t know why. 🤔

Her banana goal was so smooth, it can be referred to as a banana smoothie.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Her banana goal was so smooth, it can be referred to as a banana smoothie.

If Bayley Fritsch kicks a banana, smooth or otherwise, can it be referred to as a BANANA FRITTA?

And if Big Maxy kicks one…

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Thus is opened, temporarily, a can of worms.

Bread and butter kick for Tommy...

 

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And if BB kicks one is it a "Brown banana"?


Our Norm Smith medallist...

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On 1/4/2022 at 11:44 AM, Redleg said:

Tim you seem a touch confused. The unmentionable’s name is not the name of the thread, but only part of it, abbreviated by first letters only. So his name is not No T$ No BS but rather part of the thread title only. Hope that clears it up for you.

Secondly why are you talking about him, as he doesn’t exist on here.

Third, keep enjoying the thread and post on all matters non T$ or non BS, as is the mantra of the thousands of fellow contributors.

Fourth, be nice to uncle Bitters, as he might invite you around to the manor for a tipple, from his latest wine cask, purchased from the local $2 shop, on one of their half price special sale days. You can get a lovely drop for a dollar these days.

…. rather the days of the $1.50* flagon of claret, around the era of our previous flag. 
 

* erratum.  Back then of course it was 15 shillings. 

Edited by monoccular


22 hours ago, dieter said:

D you know the origin of the famous drop 'Bailleys and Bailleys'?

FMD skinny - I just slurp the stuff during and after a good session in the dungeon.

History! Pfaff ! ............................... but go on ........educate me.

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD skinny - I just slurp the stuff during and after a good session in the dungeon.

History! Pfaff ! ............................... but go on ........educate me.

probably the irish man who saved a leprechaun from a rabbit trap. In gratitude the leprechaun offered him 2 wishes. "dat  be too easy" said the irish man "for me first wish, o'il have a a baileys and for me second wish o'il have anotha one". So said the leprechaun  "thad'll be a baileys and baileys den".

i'll let meself out

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4 hours ago, monoccular said:

…. rather the days of the $1.50* flagon of claret, around the era of our previous flag. 
 

* erratum.  Back then of course it was 15 shillings. 

I have a few shillings, along with florins, pennies, half pennies, six pences, thruppences etc, in my collection of old Aussie coins.

If only I had a 1930 Penny.

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD skinny - I just slurp the stuff during and after a good session in the dungeon.

History! Pfaff ! ............................... but go on ........educate me.

Dan's bought out the best Liquor outlet in Adelaide, Bailly and Bailyy's, then used their House Brand and marketed it throughout Australia and , yes, it's Riverland material, the stuff once used in casks.

 

By the way, I watched the second half of the 2015 Anzac Day Richmond game: was that you exposing your half naked torso during the last quarter? If it is/was, I'd go on a diet - eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet - and no, my name is not a version of someone who diets, nor is my name or torso skinny.

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

I have a few shillings, along with florins, pennies, half pennies, six pences, thruppences etc, in my collection of old Aussie coins.

If only I had a 1930 Penny.

My brother has a 1960 Penny. (His wife’s name is Penny and she was born in 1960.) And if I know my brother as well as I think I do, I’m sure he’d be more than happy to swap her for a couple of your florins or shillings. 🤣


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28 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My brother has a 1960 Penny. (His wife’s name is Penny and she was born in 1960.) And if I know my brother as well as I think I do, I’m sure he’d be more than happy to swap her for a couple of your florins or shillings. 🤣

I don't want to start any family arguments.

29 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I don't want to start any family arguments.

Yeah nah that ship’s sailed. 😆

My sister-in-law is awesome. It’s my brother who’s the pain in the arze. For starters, he’s a hardcore Carlton supporter and has never forgiven me for not being a Navy Blue. But I’ll leave that for if/when a Dr Phil thread is created. 👍🏽

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55 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yeah nah that ship’s sailed. 😆

 It’s my brother who’s the pain in the arze. For starters, he’s a hardcore Carlton supporter and has never forgiven me for not being a Navy Blue. 

Personally I would have nothing to do with him.

 
43 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Personally I would have nothing to do with him.

For years the only time I hear from him is when he shoots me a snarky text after a Melbourne loss. Especially if it’s at the hands of Carlton.
🤔 Funny thing, I haven’t heard from him in quite a while. 😁

Can I ask

is Nigel Farage the UK pollie, is he a secret contributor to this thread and if so what is his moniker?

he is all over the Banana Republik thing.


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