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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Just now, Redleg said:

No room, full of my many sporting trophies .

So you're a thief as well?

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    20 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    So you're a thief as well?

    Send me a pm with your address so I can serve the Defamation Proceedings.

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    31 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    You can shove that in the pool room, Red.

    anyone interested in some good jousting sticks?    ........ going cheap  ..... forget trading post

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I was just in a coffee shop and the Sheila in front of me ordered a “ half strength lactose free latte with ice”

    FMD 

    Pass

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    51 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I was just in a coffee shop and the Sheila in front of me ordered a “ half strength lactose free latte with ice”

    FMD 

    The ice she's referring to may not involve water, Uncle

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    6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    The ice she's referring to may not involve water, Uncle

    I think that was the point of his post, which you obviously missed.

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    8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    The ice she's referring to may not involve water, Uncle

    Mmmmm..... hadn’t considered that Moonie.

    I just figured it was some sort of inner urban hipster type peccadillo 

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    On 1/30/2020 at 8:52 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    In my experience a good dose of penicillin  usually cures groin injuries 

    Yes,  But where did you get a 'good dose' from,  'Bb'.?  ?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I think that was the point of his post, which you obviously missed.

    As did he, Red

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    There are clinics that specialise in “groinal” issues MFM ?

    Are they covered on Medicare,  'Bbo'.?

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    29 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    If you need one - you better hope so!!!

    I was thinking, again.  you might have been referring to 'the planet', or other clinics.?   ?

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    Is everything stuffed.

    Just went on Coles Online and got cut off every time I completed the order.

    Can I blame the club for this, or the AFL?

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Is everything stuffed.

    Just went on Coles Online and got cut off every time I completed the order.

    Can I blame the club for this, or the AFL?

    Jack Watts is almost certainly the culprit Red.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Is everything stuffed.

    Just went on Coles Online and got cut off every time I completed the order.

    Can I blame the club for this, or the AFL?

    just wait till the internet gets a virus. imagine stuck at home with no internet

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    10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    just wait till the internet gets a virus. imagine stuck at home with no internet

    Mrs Redleg posed the same scenario to me a few days ago. 

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    just wait till the internet gets a virus. imagine stuck at home with no internet

    No porn !!!!! What a thought. 

    I need a bex and a good lie down.

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    I love this thread,

    no regard for the madmen in charge of our political lives from whatever part of this world you are from.

    No regard for climate change or no climate change,

    No concern about C19,  but why listen to the experts now but not for Climate,

    No economy rolling over and going belly up,

    No concern about crowded places,

    No Gran Prix, living near by  thats great,

    No concern that football will or might be played in an empty house.

    we can all watch on the TV and get a better view, with my sh it eyesite definitely.

    and get told by experts whats happening, being deaf helps here.

    Your comments do make me smile, love the political in correctness, makes me think I am nineteen again.

    Go Dees 2020    what a year !

     

     

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    22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No porn !!!!! What a thought. 

    I need a bex and a good lie down.

    coool, runnin maan... a good lie down and a drink of pleasuuure, and a it of candy on tv, John. maaan.

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    26 minutes ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

    coool, runnin maan... a good lie down and a drink of pleasuuure, and a it of candy on tv, John. maaan.

    You're trying too hard, Marty

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    On 3/6/2020 at 10:18 PM, Redleg said:

    Ankle.

    He is .

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    On 3/12/2020 at 9:29 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No porn !!!!! What a thought. 

    I need a bex and a good lie down.

    You'll have to turn to your imagination, BBO.

    On second thought, that's not a can of worms I want to know has been opened.

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