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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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9 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

What is this footy related [censored] doing on this thread? 

Please allow me to apologise Earl, the festivities started early today.

 
1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Please allow me to apologise Earl, the festivities started early today.

Fair enough as I say Happy New Year to all and especially to to Sir Michael Pallin for x%%#@ sake for services to Monty Python or who knows what, while some such as I soldier on with little recognition! Such is life. 

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Happy New Year everyone. Banana Smoothies laced with vodka, all round.

 
11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Happy New Year everyone. Banana Smoothies laced with vodka, all round.

Banana smoothie with white Creme de cacao and banana liquor. If you haven’t tried it, you haven’t lived. 

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3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Banana smoothie with white Creme de cacao and banana liquor. If you haven’t tried it, you haven’t lived. 

Sounds like a banana pina colada.


Just now, Redleg said:

Sounds like a banana pina colada.

Minus the coconut. You’ve talked me into it, I’m off to the green grocer and bottleshop. 9B00BB69719425D29452884C8B48BBC21D275B48

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2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Minus the coconut. You’ve talked me into it, I’m off to the green grocer and bottleshop. 9B00BB69719425D29452884C8B48BBC21D275B48

Enjoy.

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Minus the coconut. You’ve talked me into it, I’m off to the green grocer and bottleshop. 9B00BB69719425D29452884C8B48BBC21D275B48

A profane and blasphemous post.

I'm offended.

 
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14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A profane and blasphemous post.

I'm offended.

And we know it takes a lot to offend you BBO.

On ‎1‎/‎2‎/‎2019 at 10:28 AM, Redleg said:

And we know it takes a lot to offend you BBO.

Quite so Red!

Anyway  Red,  since you are of the lawyerly fraternity, and I am currently a little cash strapped, have we any grounds to sue Ethan?

Obviously we will claim the moral high ground but it's just the lucre we want. Maybe we could organise a class action - Ethan has no doubt offended many. 


On 1/1/2019 at 6:06 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Minus the coconut. You’ve talked me into it, I’m off to the green grocer and bottleshop. 9B00BB69719425D29452884C8B48BBC21D275B48

The invisible pink unicorn has a [censored]?

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Quite so Red!

Anyway  Red,  since you are of the lawyerly fraternity, and I am currently a little cash strapped, have we any grounds to sue Ethan?

Obviously we will claim the moral high ground but it's just the lucre we want. Maybe we could organise a class action - Ethan has no doubt offended many. 

There is only one issue we need to concern ourselves with BBO, that is, has he got the moolah to satisfy the huge judgement we will get against him?

No point suing if you can’t recover.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

There is only one issue we need to concern ourselves with BBO, that is, has he got the moolah to satisfy the huge judgement we will get against him?

No point suing if you can’t recover.

Good point Red but since you will be working on a "no win no fee" basis, I suggest you make some sneaky enquiries.

5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Without prejudice, my first and final offer is a kilo of lady finger bananas, take it or leave it. 

Seems a more than fair offer to me!


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8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good point Red but since you will be working on a "no win no fee" basis, 

Never have and not starting now.

9 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Without prejudice, my first and final offer is a kilo of lady finger bananas, take it or leave it. 

Provided you soak them in shiraz for an hour it's a deal.

PS. P m me to arrange the pickup - we'll cut the lawyer out of the arrangement.

Watching some slow TV on SBS on demand, the Indian Pacific 3 hour version, riveting TV but the journey is a bit rushed for me, like T20 cricket. Can’t wait for Saturday’s 17 hour version of Perth to Sydney by train non stop! 

On 1/4/2019 at 10:05 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good point Red but since you will be working on a "no win no fee" basis, I suggest you make some sneaky enquiries.

Red will do as all lawyers do: string it out endlessly to maximise fees knowing exactly how much money is available to soak up.

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

Watching some slow TV on SBS on demand, the Indian Pacific 3 hour version, riveting TV but the journey is a bit rushed for me, like T20 cricket. Can’t wait for Saturday’s 17 hour version of Perth to Sydney by train non stop! 

Its a bit like the MFC story, no commentary !


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And we haven't lost a game this year.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

And we haven't lost a game this year.

That streak will continue for another 4 weeks minimum.

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On 1/14/2019 at 8:21 PM, old dee said:

That streak will continue for another 4 weeks minimum.

I am not getting ahead of myself, but the other day I was walking down the street and I looked in a shop window and in the reflection saw myself behind me.

 
6 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am not getting ahead of myself, but the other day I was walking down the street and I looked in a shop window and in the reflection saw myself behind me.

You're [censored] Red!!

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am not getting ahead of myself, but the other day I was walking down the street and I looked in a shop window and in the reflection saw myself behind me.

 

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