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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Is typing like tai chi?

More like chai tea.

 
12 hours ago, Redleg said:

More like chai tea.

Much better than cheap tea. But not in the same league as marsala tea.

 
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1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Much better than cheap tea. But not in the same league as marsala tea.

Does that come from tea tree?


I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up.

However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up.

However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

And me as well and I would add DC and maybe Moons,  not sure about the others though! 

Edited by Earl Hood

 
On 11/9/2018 at 9:12 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up.

However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

If by sane you mean beyond psychiatric help and if by balanced you mean debauched recalcitrant then indeed you are indeed a shining beacon of hope in a den of torturous normality.


On 11/6/2018 at 6:57 PM, Redleg said:

Kent 

Please refrain from abusing other posters.

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1 hour ago, rumpole said:

Please refrain from abusing other posters.

You dare to make fun of the cryptic countdown.

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

You dare to make fun of the cryptic countdown.

Deadly serious. You can’t use that word on a forum visited by women and children.

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1 hour ago, rumpole said:

Deadly serious. You can’t use that word on a forum visited by women and children.

Pity the population of that city in England then.


21 hours ago, Redleg said:

Pity the population of that city in England then.

Pity the population of that city in New Zealand a whole lot more.

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57 minutes ago, Deeman said:

Pity the population of that city in New Zealand a whole lot more.

What are you talking about? There is no Kent in New Zealand and if there was, it would be pronounced "Keent".

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Wow this countdown is generating a lot of interest.

My typing couldn't be any neater.

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3 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Er ... Mr. Leg.

There is no city called Kent in England or New Zealand.

Kent is a county in England.

Watch your language.


7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Watch your language.

Kent is a county not a country. 

reminds me of an old joke.

What do you call the ruler of a principality - Prince

What do you call the ruler of a kingdom - King

What do you call the ruler of a country -

 

ScoMo

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4 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Kent is a county not a country. 

reminds me of an old joke.

What do you call the ruler of a principality - Prince

What do you call the ruler of a kingdom - King

What do you call the ruler of a country -

 

ScoMo

I think the original joke was, in Parliament a Cabinet Minister stood and said " I am a country member" and a voice from the opposition benches yelled out " yes we remember".

 
43 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

The Duke of Kent..........says it all really

Image result for duke of kent

In Orkney ,I'm known as the mayor of Twatt.

What,What?

On 11/11/2018 at 12:23 PM, Biffen said:

If by sane you mean beyond psychiatric help and if by balanced you mean debauched recalcitrant then indeed you are indeed a shining beacon of hope in a den of torturous normality.

As usual Ankles, I shall ignore your crass posts .

And Ernie, your cheap “like” has been noted.


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