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Just now, Moonshadow said:

Er, why?

I sure as he'll know you, Bub and I will be dishing up some humble pie on the Trade Hogan thread should heย be traded to Freo!

Haha love it. I was just stirring about those coaches votes tally from a few months back. Yeah well, every player is tradeable and Hogan could net us a big outcome, good discussion on that thread, keep it up ?

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3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Appear we may have some extraย room in our salary cap next season. All because Mr Bitters could not find a lady friend for one of our forwards.ย 

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I'm too busy trying to find a new maid Frog. Any suggestions?

23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm too busy trying to find a new maid Frog. Any suggestions?

Uncle I have had to let Conchita go recently as times are tough here in Fitzroy. I believe she is suitably qualified and is still available.ย 

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Is this the trade thread, because that is all I am interested in at the moment?

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55 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Haha love it. I was just stirring about those coaches votes tally from a few months back. Yeah well, every player is tradeable and Hogan could net us a big outcome, good discussion on that thread, keep it up ?

Yeah, I got a couple of pm apologies out of that one, but none out of SWYL, of course. Too busy waving his hands in the air being overly outraged about something that never happened! "Simpson should be ashamed for giving Gaff 4 votes!" Hahaha!

Don't want Hogan to leave, but if he does there will be lots ofย hissy fits on the trade board and lots of humble pie to be served!

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2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Yeah, I got a couple of pm apologies out of that one, but none out of SWYL, of course. Too busy waving his hands in the air being overly outraged about something that never happened! "Simpson should be ashamed for giving Gaff 4 votes!" Hahaha!

Don't want Hogan to leave, but if he does there will be lots ofย hissy fits on the trade board and lots of humble pie to be served!

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I thought it was a good discussion too and am glad there were some people in it who were sticking to their guns.ย 

11 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Uncle I have had to let Conchita go recently as times are tough here in Fitzroy. I believe she is suitably qualified and is still available.ย 

Thanks Earl, I'm sure Conchita would be well qualifiedย  with a wide variety of โ€ฆ.. err โ€ฆ shall we say "experiences", unfortunately, there is a no beards policy at The Manor.ย 

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks Earl, I'm sure Conchita would be well qualifiedย  with a wide variety of โ€ฆ.. err โ€ฆ shall we say "experiences", unfortunately, there is a no beards policy at The Manor.ย 

Not even if Max dropped in for a beer and a dart?

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm too busy trying to find a new maid Frog. Any suggestions?

Try paying them for their work.


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

money or "benefits"

I think you meant "berefts", dc

My grass is now growing, thank you all for your support, I appreciate every one of you.

12 minutes ago, SFebes said:

My grass is now growing, thank you all for your support, I appreciate every one of you.

and is your paint drying, febes?

are you short on jocks and socks?

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

and is your paint drying, febes?

are you short on jocks and socks?

I keep my bananas in my jocks, I know someone who put socks down his jocks, perhaps to pretend there were bananas there, his nickname is now sock. As for paint, tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and heโ€™ll believe you.ย  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and heโ€™ll have to touch it to be sure. Speaking of which, life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it. As for febes, well I'm having an anxiety attack wondering what goodies the club will deliver over coming weeks.....num num num.


10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks Earl, I'm sure Conchita would be well qualifiedย  with a wide variety of โ€ฆ.. err โ€ฆ shall we say "experiences", unfortunately, there is a no beards policy at The Manor.ย 

A no hipster policy eh?ย 

7 hours ago, daisycutter said:

money or "benefits"

It would be crass to sully my benefits with the notion of filthy lucre.

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

A no hipster policy eh?ย 

Correct! I'm sorry Earl but that bun that Collingwood [censored] wears has done my head in.

50 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It would be crass to sully my benefits with the notion of filthy lucre.

Correct! I'm sorry Earl but that bun that Collingwood [censored] wears has done my head in.

No fair enough as we have a no hillbilly/bogan policy here in Fitzroy. By the way Bistro Sou Sou has finally opened for business in Gertrude Street. As you know the former Madame Sou Sou bistro in Brunswick Street never really recovered from your visit some 2 or 3 years ago. Sad affair really but now they are fighting their way back. Great to see.ย 


1 hour ago, SFebes said:

Any snapper about?

Don't talk about BBOs missus like that!

Just now, Moonshadow said:

Don't talk about BBOs missus like that!

Is BBO Hannah Mouncey?

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44 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Is BBO Hannah Mouncey?

He was but he isn't anymore.

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19 hours ago, daisycutter said:

money or "benefits"

I think Mr Bitters still has the first dollar he had earned, so money would be out of the question.


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