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19 hours ago, puntkick said:

John Wayne always said " A man's got to do what a man's got to do "

He also said: '90 % of men who smoke Camels prefer camels.' I prefer women.

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    36 minutes ago, dieter said:

    Can I be in the F Squad?

    you could, didi, but you always shoot blanks

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    8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you could, didi, but you always shoot blanks

    By your requirements, I'd have to because you want to do it for a week. Still, it's the thought that counts.

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    I am starting to hate Optus Stadium.

    The mighty Red and Blue had suffered another big loss.

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    2 hours ago, layzie said:

    Gyton?

    Gilligan? 

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    2 hours ago, layzie said:

    Gyton?

    Incorrect try again. 

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Because you posted this " Who was the guy who started this thread?"

    I did.

    I answered by quoting a line from the Dobie Gillis show, used by his friend Maynard G. Krebbs, whenever he was called by anyone.

    Just to educate you further, you can win a prize if you guess without looking it up, what the G in his name stood for.

    Gilligan, it should be but is not I know. I meant to reply to the original questionnaire. 

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    Just now, Earl Hood said:

    Gilligan, it should be but is not I know. I meant to reply to the original questionnaire. 

    Incorrect try again.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Incorrect try again. 

    It’s not one of these things where there was a mystery surrounding it but no actual name was it?

    Edited by layzie

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    Just now, layzie said:

    It’s not one of these things where there was a mystery surrounding it but no actual name was it.

    I will put you all out of your misery, the G stood for Walter.

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    I will put you all out of your misery, the G stood for Walter.

    Ahh. Outrageous!

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    1 minute ago, layzie said:

    Ahh. Outrageous!

    Yes he was a kooky beatnik who would greet his mate with “ like  hi Dobie”.

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    2 hours ago, dieter said:

    By your requirements, I'd have to because you want to do it for a week. Still, it's the thought that counts.

    silly boy...........i get resurrected 7 times.........suffer/resurrection tis good for the soul in such traumatic times

    uncle would understand, but philistines like you......well....

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    Just now, Moonshadow said:

    If smoking is so bad for you, why does it cure salmon?

    what was salmon cured of, moonie?

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    On 9/23/2018 at 6:54 PM, dieter said:

    He also said: '90 % of men who smoke Camels prefer camels.' I prefer women.

    I prefer women camels, or even womens camel toes are fine, always better when you can get two humps out of them.

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    I note there is another thread on Demonland that speculates on the return of "he who must remain nameless" .

    If the unthinkable actually thunked, what would happen to this thread for us interlectuals?

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I note there is another thread on Demonland that speculates on the return of "he who must remain nameless" .

    If the unthinkable actually thunked, what would happen to this thread for us interlectuals?

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    Appear we may have some extra room in our salary cap next season. All because Mr Bitters could not find a lady friend for one of our forwards. 

     

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    3 hours ago, SFebes said:

    @Moonshadow Just wondering if you can count yet mate?

    Er, why?

    I sure as he'll know you, Bub and I will be dishing up some humble pie on the Trade Hogan thread should he be traded to Freo!

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