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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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15 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

The Age has Cameron Schwab commenting on the late Alan Jeans' mental health issues during theĀ year he coached Richmond 1992. Wonder if Jeans' family gave approval forĀ him to discussĀ this publicly

I'm more surprised Schwab is still alive and kicking in footy circles.

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    An interesting segway from the alternative world of bananas:

    https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/aug/02/evil-monkeys-will-itv2s-bananas-new-show-be-the-next-love-island

    A show about simians studying humans.....

    "This morbidly gormless trio are being teased and taunted for our amusement. And finally, it works as simple slapstick ā€“ seeing a blindfolded man having bananas thrown at his head by someone in a monkey outfit is just funny. "

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    On 8/11/2018 at 11:25 AM, Redleg said:

    I will continue .... we are f...ed.

    Think I got it correct again.

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Think I got it correct again.

    Well there is always the trading period to look forward to Mr. Leg.

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Well there is always the trading period to look forward to Mr. Leg.

    That has been my footy go to for the last 12 years.Ā 

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    14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    That has been my footy go to for the last 12 years.Ā 

    Sadly 2018 will see no change in your life.

    Edited by old dee

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You all know we are f....d.

    Absolutely screwed. Shagged. Rooted. Gawn. Lets hope we bring home the bananasĀ 

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    11 hours ago, Wolfturdo said:

    What a complete loadĀ 

    Ā Read a few pages and you might understand the origin. Fun meterĀ turned off?

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    Hi....first time poster but regular readerĀ on this topic.Iā€™m pretty frightened about the upcomingĀ fortnight....is it too late to join this thread?

    Edited by Dee Zephyr

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    2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Hi....first time poster but regular readerĀ on this topic.Iā€™m pretty frightened about the upcomingĀ fortnight....is it too late to join this thread?

    Welcome to sanctuary. We try to keep the outside world ( the nasty footy ) at bay....alas a few drop the ball and bring it in here but in the main it's fairly calm.Ā 

    It helps if you appreciate bananas :)

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    5 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Hi....first time poster but regular readerĀ on this topic.Iā€™m pretty frightened about the upcomingĀ fortnight....is it too late to join this thread?

    Not at all. Everyone is welcome to this thread except a bloke in number 9 at GWS.

    We are only on page 974 so it is still very early days in the life of the thread.

    Don't be frightened about the next fortnight, we will either win, lose or draw the games.Ā 

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    4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Welcome to sanctuary. We try to keep the outside world ( the nasty footy ) at bay....alas a few drop the ball and bring it in here but in the main it's fairly calm.Ā 

    It helps if you appreciate bananas :)

    Speaking of bananas, I tried to get a banana muffin at the cafe today and could only get a raspberry/chocolate one. What the hell is going on in the world?

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    14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Speaking of bananas, I tried to get a banana muffin at the cafe today and could only get a raspberry/chocolate one. What the hell is going on in the world?

    That's ominous .... hmmmm

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    24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Speaking of bananas, I tried to get a banana muffin at the cafe today and could only get a raspberry/chocolate one. What the hell is going on in the world?

    That would be my fault Red. Bought all the banana muffins as thereā€™s 2 house auctions in my street today. Thought Iā€™d walk around and Ā sell them to the highest bidder.Ā 

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    50 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Hi....first time poster but regular readerĀ on this topic.Iā€™m pretty frightened about the upcomingĀ fortnight....is it too late to join this thread?

    Welcome to ththe nuthouse, where humour is a pre requisite and nastiness can GAGF. Let the sh.tĀ dribble, after a while youā€™ll probably go bananas and weā€™ll never see you again!

    Edited by MSFebey

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Speaking of bananas, I tried to get a banana muffin at the cafe today and could only get a raspberry/chocolate one. What the hell is going on in the world?

    The world has gone to hell in a hand basket Mr. Leg.

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    The world has gone to hell in a hand basket Mr. Leg.

    That is a strange name for a cafe ...

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Ā Read a few pages and you might understand the origin. Fun meterĀ turned off?

    Yep

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    5 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    That would be my fault Red. Bought all the banana muffins as thereā€™s 2 house auctions in my street today. Thought Iā€™d walk around and Ā sell them to the highest bidder.Ā 

    What did you get?

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    12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    What did you get?

    A lot of left over Banana Muffins, was told I needed a banana license to sell. Where do you get them from?Ā 

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