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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
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Blues create history tonight, being the first time they have lost the opening 6 games.

Congrats on the new record.

 

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    21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Blues create history tonight, being the first time they have lost the opening 6 games.

    Congrats on the new record.

     

    I suppose they are waiting until they play us to record their first win for 2018

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    9 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I suppose they are waiting until they play us to record their first win for 2018

    I would hope that we are decent enough to let them add to their record.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    I would hope that we are decent enough to let them add to their record.

    You are talking about the Melbourne FC, the only club in the AFL who has a 100 year plan for their next premiership.

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    Nice to have a win for a change.

    Need to win the next 3 and go 6-3 to give hope for the season.

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    One week at a time..

    Lets go for two in a row ;)

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    38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Nice to have a win for a change.

    Need to win the next 3 and go 6-3 to give hope for the season.

    Mission Impossible 

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    2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Ross Lyon is a naughty little boy

    A comment to a female employee about her clothing, at a xmas party 4 years ago and settled.

    Move on.

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    On 4/30/2018 at 4:47 PM, Redleg said:

    A comment to a female employee about her clothing, at a xmas party 4 years ago and settled.

    Move on.

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    Red

    Was he one of your clients?

     

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    23 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Red

    Was he one of your clients?

     

    If he was I wouldn’t comment.

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    Chad Cones (Port runner) suspended for 1 week for swearing at Toddd Goldstein.

    Here is brother Kane reporting the news while simultaneous defending Chad and saying it should be ok for runners to swear at players.

    Not sure who the biggest [censored] is in that family but boy is there some competition.  Bonus - Twitter comments are people calling him out for his bias and good old Kane cant help but bite, cos he can never be wrong, can he?

     

     

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    2 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

    Chad Cones (Port runner) suspended for 1 week for swearing at Toddd Goldstein.

    Here is brother Kane reporting the news while simultaneous defending Chad and saying it should be ok for runners to swear at players.

    Not sure who the biggest [censored] is in that family but boy is there some competition.  Bonus - Twitter comments are people calling him out for his bias and good old Kane cant help but bite, cos he can never be wrong, can he?

     

     

    Kane can't see the difference between a player swearing and an official swearing at a player, right in front of the crowd on the boundary line.

    Edited by Redleg

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    Massive news just in is that Annual ''MAN CAVE" Exhibition is on this week at the exhibition buildings. 

    All things pertaining to man cave must have's paraphernalia, do dads, accessories and structural renovations will be on display!

    I understand UNCLE BITTERS Man Cave is a special featured item sure to attract attention.!!!

    Not doing much Saturday might just have a squiz!

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    3 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Massive news just in is that Annual ''MAN CAVE" Exhibition is on this week at the exhibition buildings. 

    All things pertaining to man cave must have's paraphernalia, do dads, accessories and structural renovations will be on display!

    I understand UNCLE BITTERS Man Cave is a special featured item sure to attract attention.!!!

    Not doing much Saturday might just have a squiz!

    Uncle will be too busy on Saturday due to his position as patron for this noble cause

    World naked gardening day

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    On 4/27/2018 at 10:40 PM, Redleg said:

    Blues create history tonight, being the first time they have lost the opening 6 games.

    Congrats on the new record.

     

    Those Blues just keep on breaking records. Here is hoping they create two more in the next two weeks, to go 0-9.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Those Blues just keep on breaking records. Here is hoping they create two more in the next two weeks, to go 0-9.

    I never like wishing defeat on another team, in this case, on-going misery. Maybe wish a little but not too hard.  Perhaps Essendon  but not others. Bad Karma.

    We have been there ourselves and know what its like.

    Better to celebrate our wins.  

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    11 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    I never like wishing defeat on another team, in this case, on-going misery. Maybe wish a little but not too hard.  Perhaps Essendon  but not others. Bad Karma.

    We have been there ourselves and know what its like.

    Better to celebrate our wins.  

    I dunno......let her rip Boris !!!!

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    3 hours ago, hemingway said:

    I never like wishing defeat on another team, in this case, on-going misery. Maybe wish a little but not too hard.  Perhaps Essendon  but not others. Bad Karma.

    We have been there ourselves and know what its like.

    Better to celebrate our wins.  

    My grandma always said-"if you can't derive enjoyment from other peoples misfortune then you really are a depressing sonofabitch"

    It's on the same principles media empires are built .

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    4 hours ago, hemingway said:

    I never like wishing defeat on another team, in this case, on-going misery. Maybe wish a little but not too hard.  Perhaps Essendon  but not others. Bad Karma.

    We have been there ourselves and know what its like.

    Better to celebrate our wins.  

    You missed the point. The 9th is against us. 

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You missed the point. The 9th is against us. 

    Can't see them winning a game, Bolton will not see out the year if they are 0-11.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    My grandma always said-"if you can't derive enjoyment from other peoples misfortune then you really are a depressing sonofabitch"

    It's on the same principles media empires are built .

    how depressing Biff. 

    hope you are well and glad that you have resurfaced.

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    55 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You missed the point. The 9th is against us. 

    sure did Redders, but I am a day to day man. 

    at a stretch week to week. 

    I do not plan only hope to get to the next day or match. 

    I must go to the Temple soon and seek redemption. 

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    Let's hope the GCS don' do much better than their NEAFL side this week. They played Brisbane (with 11 listed AFL players including 2mPeter and Kane Kolij) and could only manage 4 behinds. Bris kicked 96 pts 

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