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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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42 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Did anyone notice at the Eagles/Cats game,  when Hawkins was having a shot after the siren, all the flashing lights on the fence and on the stands started and the Eagles song blurted out. I would have thought that rules require the umpires to signal the end before all that crap starts.

Remember we missed out on finals last year by one goal.

? No sprinklers !! ?

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    On 09/04/2018 at 2:34 PM, Redleg said:

    Did anyone notice at the Eagles/Cats game,  when Hawkins was having a shot after the siren, all the flashing lights on the fence and on the stands started and the Eagles song blurted out. I would have thought that rules require the umpires to signal the end before all that crap starts.

    Remember we missed out on finals last year by one goal.

    Didn't see the game Red, but I like your sense of fair play.

    Hopefully, if/when the tide is turned next time, we throw the club song, lights, hall hat stand and a few chests of drawers and mirrors at Hawko or his replacement. 

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    Gee I haven’t missed much in a few weeks.

    Viney is still 4-5 weeks.

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    3 hours ago, H_T said:

    Gee I haven’t missed much in a few weeks.

    Viney is still 4-5 weeks.

    Time to get your mind around not seeing him  till at least July. 

    Edited by old dee

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    On 09/04/2018 at 2:34 PM, Redleg said:

    Did anyone notice at the Eagles/Cats game,  when Hawkins was having a shot after the siren, all the flashing lights on the fence and on the stands started and the Eagles song blurted out. I would have thought that rules require the umpires to signal the end before all that crap starts.

    Remember we missed out on finals last year by one goal.

    Hardly surprising Mr. Leg this is the same club that managed to look the other way for a decade when half the team was into things illegal.

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    Time to get your mind around not seeing him  till at least July. 

    What year ?

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    What year ?

    I note VDB and McKenna are now listed as indefinite. To me that just about spells their time is up with us. If they both miss two full seasons, I couldn't see them being retained. 

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    9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I note VDB and McKenna are now listed as indefinite. To me that just about spells their time is up with us. If they both miss two full seasons, I couldn't see them being retained. 

    Nor I 

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    Moonie

    As requested.

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    Disgusting performance today, simply disgusting 

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Disgusting performance today, simply disgusting 

    What was on today?

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Disgusting performance today, simply disgusting 

    Well I handed out a rather artistic flogging and received a rousing round of applause from the members.

     

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    43 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    What was on today?

    It was posted 23 hours ago, so it was actually yesterday.  Does  that give you a hint?

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    20 hours ago, Redleg said:

    It was posted 23 hours ago, so it was actually yesterday.  Does  that give you a hint?

    No can you give me another hint?

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    19 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    My Kitchen Rules dessert challenge.

    Sounds messy.

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    3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Sounds messy.

    It is!

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    At least you can get a smile on Land,      if you read this thread,

    intellectual and articulate and no depression.  and no political correctness required !

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    Red, when does the 2019 AFL season begin?

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    On 4/25/2018 at 6:04 AM, DemonFrog said:

    Red, when does the 2019 AFL season begin?

    A few months after the 2018 one ends.

    Edited by Redleg

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    A few months after the 2018 one ends.

    The 2019 season might well start MANY months after this one's finished ?

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    Wow... Crown fined $330,000 for pokie tampering.  The equivalent of me being find the cost of a bunch of bananas!

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    Blues create history being the first time they have lost the opening 6 games of a season.

    Congrats on the new record.

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