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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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After my recent foray of misadventure vis a vis Mango Daiquiris... it's back on the wagon with a Banana Milkshake :)

Wife backed up with Banana toast !

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Wonder if Biffen was punching-on outside the Milo Yiannopoulos gig in Melbourne tonight. Maybe teaming up with Prodee, and the Boltmeister to crack a few lefty heads. It looked on the TV kinda like a sandpit fight in kindergarten, only more childish

9 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Wonder if Biffen was punching-on outside the Milo Yiannopoulos gig in Melbourne tonight. Maybe teaming up with Prodee, and the Boltmeister to crack a few lefty heads. It looked on the TV kinda like a sandpit fight in kindergarten, only more childish

Just goes to show what drinking too many banana smoothies will do!

 

 
5 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Just goes to show what drinking too many banana smoothies will do!

 

There is no such thing as "Too Many"


15 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Milo Yiannopoulos: the alt right version of Corey Worthington

I thought Milo was a chocolate drink?

 

The afore mentioned frog !

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6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

Is the no B$ in thread title a reference to Bill $horten?

Possibly.... certainly full of it !!

10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

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There a reason why I live 1,000km from home!

  • 2 weeks later...
2 hours ago, greenmachine said:

players to soft these days really

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I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

 

4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

 

very astute observation for a frog

now that jack watts has departed, i think all future blame should be directed mercilessly at uncle bitters


22 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

 

So .... you are a carnivorous Frog!

After all I've done for you Frogger, you stab me in the back.

Arrgh .... what a cruel and ungrateful world we live in.

 

On 16/12/2017 at 8:11 AM, greenmachine said:

players to soft these days really

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We need an English teacher to correct this. Now, where would we find one around here?....

5 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

We need an English teacher to correct this. Now, where would we find one around here?....

Remember Moonie, there is a dead author floating around too.

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Remember Moonie, there is a dead author floating around too.

gr8 pst 2, uncle

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Remember Moonie, there is a dead author floating around too.

Can we blame Uncle Bitters for killing the author?


2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

dgr8 pst 2, uncle

You been on the cryptic crossword juice dc?

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Can we blame Uncle Bitters for killing the author?

Ha ha !! That is funny Frogger.

A bloke named Roland Barthes did that many years ago and ..... ironically ... he was a Frog.

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Hey Uncle is there a Golf course at Romsey and what is it like!?? Maybe you and I could play a round!?? My shout at the 19th I'm sure the Red Hackle and nightlife would be sensatttttchhhh! I'm sure I would be happy with the Guest room accommodation at "The Manor" with full maid service laid on??

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1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Hey Uncle is there a Golf course at Romsey and what is it like!?? Maybe you and I could play a round!?? My shout at the 19th I'm sure the Red Hackle and nightlife would be sensatttttchhhh! I'm sure I would be happy with the Guest room accommodation at "The Manor" with full maid service laid on??

A very, very scary picture Picket

 

So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th.

The barman / berperson says: ...?

(please contribute to the story)

59 minutes ago, bjDee said:

So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th.

The barman / berperson says: ...?

(please contribute to the story)

We don't server people from Romsey here?


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