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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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After my recent foray of misadventure vis a vis Mango Daiquiris... it's back on the wagon with a Banana Milkshake :)

Wife backed up with Banana toast !

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    Wonder if Biffen was punching-on outside the Milo Yiannopoulos gig in Melbourne tonight. Maybe teaming up with Prodee, and the Boltmeister to crack a few lefty heads. It looked on the TV kinda like a sandpit fight in kindergarten, only more childish

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    9 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Wonder if Biffen was punching-on outside the Milo Yiannopoulos gig in Melbourne tonight. Maybe teaming up with Prodee, and the Boltmeister to crack a few lefty heads. It looked on the TV kinda like a sandpit fight in kindergarten, only more childish

    Just goes to show what drinking too many banana smoothies will do!

     

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    5 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Just goes to show what drinking too many banana smoothies will do!

     

    There is no such thing as "Too Many"

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    15 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Milo Yiannopoulos: the alt right version of Corey Worthington

    I thought Milo was a chocolate drink?

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    The afore mentioned frog !

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    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    Is the no B$ in thread title a reference to Bill $horten?

    Possibly.... certainly full of it !!

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    10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

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    There a reason why I live 1,000km from home!

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    2 hours ago, greenmachine said:

    players to soft these days really

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    I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

     

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    4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

     

    very astute observation for a frog

    now that jack watts has departed, i think all future blame should be directed mercilessly at uncle bitters

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    22 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

     

    So .... you are a carnivorous Frog!

    After all I've done for you Frogger, you stab me in the back.

    Arrgh .... what a cruel and ungrateful world we live in.

     

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    On 16/12/2017 at 8:11 AM, greenmachine said:

    players to soft these days really

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    We need an English teacher to correct this. Now, where would we find one around here?....

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    5 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    We need an English teacher to correct this. Now, where would we find one around here?....

    Remember Moonie, there is a dead author floating around too.

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Remember Moonie, there is a dead author floating around too.

    gr8 pst 2, uncle

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Remember Moonie, there is a dead author floating around too.

    Can we blame Uncle Bitters for killing the author?

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    dgr8 pst 2, uncle

    You been on the cryptic crossword juice dc?

    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Can we blame Uncle Bitters for killing the author?

    Ha ha !! That is funny Frogger.

    A bloke named Roland Barthes did that many years ago and ..... ironically ... he was a Frog.

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    Hey Uncle is there a Golf course at Romsey and what is it like!?? Maybe you and I could play a round!?? My shout at the 19th I'm sure the Red Hackle and nightlife would be sensatttttchhhh! I'm sure I would be happy with the Guest room accommodation at "The Manor" with full maid service laid on??

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Hey Uncle is there a Golf course at Romsey and what is it like!?? Maybe you and I could play a round!?? My shout at the 19th I'm sure the Red Hackle and nightlife would be sensatttttchhhh! I'm sure I would be happy with the Guest room accommodation at "The Manor" with full maid service laid on??

    A very, very scary picture Picket

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    So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th.

    The barman / berperson says: ...?

    (please contribute to the story)

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    59 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th.

    The barman / berperson says: ...?

    (please contribute to the story)

    We don't server people from Romsey here?

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