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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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28 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Fairness is an over rated virtue Frog.

 

You would make a great AFL board member/senior executive.

 
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Less than 1 

and less than 10.5

and 45

 
On 07/10/2017 at 9:10 PM, Biffen said:

I made a comment about a certain Richmond player that was deemed to be offensive to a certain Religion.

A certain moderator deemed it appropriate that i take a weeks break.

I'm now on double secret probation for the third time.

Only your third Biff you obviously havent been trying hard enough

 

On 07/10/2017 at 3:19 PM, Whispering_Jack said:

Any chance you blokes can stay on topic?

What is a topic?


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20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Must be a misprint here.

Lawyers don't use "less" !

Less guilty.

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Well its started. I can feel the excitement coming through the computer.

what an action-packed 1st trade day that was

another 9 thrill a minute days to go

i'm already a wreck. how will i cope?

 
28 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

what an action-packed 1st trade day that was

another 9 thrill a minute days to go

i'm already a wreck. how will i cope?

A remedial session with the blue rinser/s should do the trick.


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17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I tried that line during the unfortunate Spandex misunderstanding at my gym.

Still got expelled.

Should have briefed me to represent you.

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Should have briefed me to represent you.

Mmmm .. yes ..well .. briefs were certainly a significant factor in the whole tawdry affair.

For all of you in mourning Special Robert has recently posted on Ol'ogy.

I have asked after Squirrel's health and will advise if and when he replies !

22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I tried that line during the unfortunate Spandex misunderstanding at my gym.

Still got expelled.

You own a gym?

7 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

You own a gym?

normal people just call it a bedroom, froggo


22 hours ago, Redleg said:

Should have briefed me to represent you.

Sounding more like Rake every day Redleg.

Soliciting for clients like BBO will not help your reputation unless you are changing your line of business. 

Although everyone mellows in old age, so BBO might not be so bad as a client but getting the truth from him may be difficult. 

Still better than the Melbourne underworld.

 

Just now, hemingway said:

Sounding more like Rake every day Redleg.

Soliciting for clients like BBO will not help your reputation unless you are changing your line of business. 

Although everyone mellows in old age, so BBO might not be so bad as a client but getting the truth from him may be difficult. 

Still better than the Melbourne underworld.

 

Sounds a lot like Demonland Ernest. Finding the truth can be difficult.

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I am so excited with trade week, just look at what has happened so far. I think there has been a mooted trade.

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41 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Sounding more like Rake every day Redleg.

Soliciting for clients like BBO will not help your reputation unless you are changing your line of business. 

Although everyone mellows in old age, so BBO might not be so bad as a client but getting the truth from him may be difficult. 

Still better than the Melbourne underworld.

 

when did "getting the truth" become an issue for that august profession, ernie? have i missed something?

14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

when did "getting the truth" become an issue for that august profession, ernie? have i missed something?

Indeed. That is for judge and jury. Fortunately, if BBO does require representation, Red or his barrister will not be required to make any moral judgement or establish whether he is telling the truth. However, his legal representation might have a breakdown sifting through the evidence and attempting to establish a defense. However, I have know barristers like Rake, perhaps paler imitations, that sleep very well at night.  


2 hours ago, hemingway said:

Indeed. That is for judge and jury. Fortunately, if BBO does require representation, Red or his barrister will not be required to make any moral judgement or establish whether he is telling the truth. However, his legal representation might have a breakdown sifting through the evidence and attempting to establish a defense. However, I have know barristers like Rake, perhaps paler imitations, that sleep very well at night.  

even degenerates deserve representation, ernie. sort of like birds of a feather. are you with me? wink, wink, say no more 

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

normal people just call it a bedroom, froggo

I wonder if your ... err .. "companions" need medication to withstand the workouts dc?

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

You own a gym?

Not exactly frogger. However I do have a facility that that is used for quite demanding pastimes.

Although I imagine such practices are unknown to most Westralians ( excepting Ethan)!

 
39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I wonder if your ... err .. "companions" need medication to withstand the workouts dc?

gbh does wonders thank you uncle

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

gbh does wonders thank you uncle

You Bute?


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