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  On 18/09/2017 at 03:46, daisycutter said:

ouch.......................probably trying to stretch it...........dunno why fireys didn't use a lump of ice 

what a sheltered life I have been leading.....

 
  On 18/09/2017 at 06:23, Moonshadow said:

Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

not mine, moonie. found it on uncle bitters facebook page

  On 18/09/2017 at 03:17, Diamond_Jim said:

Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

 

"A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
 

What's odd about that?

 

  On 18/09/2017 at 10:19, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ok fair enough I suppose dc.

It's just that I've been banned from  gyms for "misunderstandings".

It's a touchy matter with me.

nothing wrong with the old 10-pounder in the gym, uncle, but the ijit must have had a pretty poor technique

 
  On 18/09/2017 at 10:28, Bitter but optimistic said:

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.


  On 18/09/2017 at 10:30, daisycutter said:

you mean he fell for the 10-pounder................as i said a bleeding ijit

I can't condemn the fellow dc.

It's a pheromonal environment. Sweat, spandex - anything can happen - even misunderstandings.

I mean .. I've been there ... enough said.

 

  On 18/09/2017 at 10:33, Biffen said:

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

I'm sure you'll wake any moment.

  On 18/09/2017 at 10:15, daisycutter said:

just the fact is was in the city of worms

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself. 

Discuss. 

Edited by Earl Hood

  On 18/09/2017 at 10:33, Biffen said:

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

Is that what you'd call 'having skin in the game' Biff? 


  On 18/09/2017 at 10:41, Earl Hood said:

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself. 

Discuss. 

the only thing luther got right was his abhorrence of the papacy

  On 18/09/2017 at 11:44, daisycutter said:

the only thing luther got right was his abhorrence of the papacy

You are very judgmental about one of the great men of history. Typically, may I add.

  On 18/09/2017 at 11:47, dieter said:

You are very judgmental about one of the great men of history. Typically, may I add.

but he was a german, didi........and a god botherer

  On 18/09/2017 at 10:41, Earl Hood said:

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself. 

Discuss. 

His reputation went south after he attempted to do Superman in with kryptonite.


Another bit of sad news.

It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

I do miss the old guy.

 
  On 19/09/2017 at 10:26, Bitter but optimistic said:

Two years FMD!

Had some good laughs with Jizza.

He was indeed a character.

Only person on DL I had actually spoken to. He wanted help with how to setup an Avatar in his DL profile.

Seemed to be a genuinely nice guy.

Plus he was a Demon Supporter which means he a higher class of person.

  On 19/09/2017 at 06:50, DemonFrog said:

Another bit of sad news.

It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

I do miss the old guy.

Yeah, jazza was a great bloke. He was always upbeat and quick with a laugh. It was a lot of fun being a spectator at the byplay between him and BBO ... He may be gone, but he is definitely not forgotten.


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