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2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

ouch.......................probably trying to stretch it...........dunno why fireys didn't use a lump of iceย 

what a sheltered life I have been leading.....

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24 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

not mine, moonie. found it on uncle bitters facebook page

6 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

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"A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
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What's odd about that?

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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

What's odd about that?

just the fact is was in the city of worms

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just the fact is was in the city of worms

Ok fair enough I suppose dc.

It's just that I've been banned fromย  gyms for "misunderstandings".

It's a touchy matter with me.


4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ok fair enough I suppose dc.

It's just that I've been banned fromย  gyms for "misunderstandings".

It's a touchy matter with me.

nothing wrong with the old 10-pounder in the gym, uncle, but the ijit must have had a pretty poor technique

4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

I think you mean "blue rinsers" Moonie.

Dc does the rising.

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

nothing wrong with the old 10-pounder in the gym, uncle, but the ijit must have had a pretty poor technique

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

you mean he fell for the 10-pounder................as i said a bleeding ijit

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.


3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you mean he fell for the 10-pounder................as i said a bleeding ijit

I can't condemn the fellow dc.

It's a pheromonal environment. Sweat, spandex - anything can happen - even misunderstandings.

I mean .. I've been there ... enough said.

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5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

I'm sure you'll wake any moment.

27 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just the fact is was in the city of worms

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself.ย 

Discuss.ย 

Edited by Earl Hood

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think you mean "blue rinsers" Moonie.

Dc does the rising.

Freudian slip Uncle.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

Is that what you'd call 'having skin in the game' Biff?ย 


1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself.ย 

Discuss.ย 

the only thing luther got right was his abhorrence of the papacy

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

the only thing luther got right was his abhorrence of the papacy

You are very judgmental about one of the great men of history. Typically, may I add.

2 minutes ago, dieter said:

You are very judgmental about one of the great men of history. Typically, may I add.

but he was a german, didi........and a god botherer

10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself.ย 

Discuss.ย 

His reputation went south after he attempted to do Superman in with kryptonite.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

His reputation went south after he attempted to do Superman in with kryptonite.

May I suggest a diet of worms may do you good?


Another bit of sad news.

It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

I do miss the old guy.

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Another bit of sad news.

It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

I do miss the old guy.

Two years FMD!

Had some good laughs with Jizza.

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Two years FMD!

Had some good laughs with Jizza.

He was indeed a character.

Only person on DL I had actually spoken to. He wanted help with how to setup an Avatar inย his DL profile.

Seemed to be a genuinely nice guy.

Plus he was a Demon Supporter which means he a higher class of person.

5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Another bit of sad news.

It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

I do miss the old guy.

Yeah, jazza was a great bloke. He was always upbeat and quick with a laugh. It was a lot of fun being a spectator at the byplay between him and BBO ... He may be gone, but he is definitely not forgotten.


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