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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Faith has not got us a flag for more than half a century DF.

I am all out of faith.

A list of good players plus a few stars ย all pulling in the right direction has a good chance.

Red is that you?

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1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

Red is that you?

No it is the old one.

18 hours ago, Redleg said:

No it is the old one.

OMG!

How could I not have seen it?

OD has hacked Reds account and not the other way around.

What have you done with Red?

We need our annual countdown.

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4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

OMG!

How could I not have seen it?

OD has hacked Reds account and not the other way around.

What have you done with Red?

We need our annual countdown.

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He has wimped it DF.

some crap about being too far away and is counting by months.

Can you believe it?ย 

Sounds like he has the very same problem he is berating the team for.

Not enough endeavour.

Sad but some struggle to go the distance DF.

Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

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"A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
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26 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

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"A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
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ouch.......................probably trying to stretch it...........dunno why fireys didn't use a lump of iceย 

1 hour ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

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"A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
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Clearly a Trekie Fan.

Boldly go where no man has gone before.

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

serve him right for being a diy'er. he needs the proper stuff

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Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

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Gee I leave for 5 minutes and look what you guys get into .


2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

ouch.......................probably trying to stretch it...........dunno why fireys didn't use a lump of iceย 

what a sheltered life I have been leading.....

24 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

not mine, moonie. found it on uncle bitters facebook page

6 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

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"A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
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What's odd about that?

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

What's odd about that?

just the fact is was in the city of worms

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just the fact is was in the city of worms

Ok fair enough I suppose dc.

It's just that I've been banned fromย  gyms for "misunderstandings".

It's a touchy matter with me.


4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ok fair enough I suppose dc.

It's just that I've been banned fromย  gyms for "misunderstandings".

It's a touchy matter with me.

nothing wrong with the old 10-pounder in the gym, uncle, but the ijit must have had a pretty poor technique

4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

I think you mean "blue rinsers" Moonie.

Dc does the rising.

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

nothing wrong with the old 10-pounder in the gym, uncle, but the ijit must have had a pretty poor technique

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

you mean he fell for the 10-pounder................as i said a bleeding ijit

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.


3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you mean he fell for the 10-pounder................as i said a bleeding ijit

I can't condemn the fellow dc.

It's a pheromonal environment. Sweat, spandex - anything can happen - even misunderstandings.

I mean .. I've been there ... enough said.

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5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

I'm sure you'll wake any moment.

27 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just the fact is was in the city of worms

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself.ย 

Discuss.ย 

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think you mean "blue rinsers" Moonie.

Dc does the rising.

Freudian slip Uncle.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

Is that what you'd call 'having skin in the game' Biff?ย 


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