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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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21 hours ago, puntkick said:

Deemonflog my hero

Are you moving south or west ?

Only for a holiday.

Got to see the wife once and awhile.

 

 
8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Only for a holiday.

Got to see the wife once and awhile.

 

We're both looking forward to seeing you Toady

On ‎10‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 2:20 AM, DemonFrog said:

Only for a holiday.

Got to see the wife once and awhile.

 

Yeah but tippin she doesn't appreciate you as much as we do 

Come back you here

 
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Looks to be a very busy trading season this year.

 

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Looks to be a very busy trading season this year.

 

If all the remours were fact Mr. Leg it would be gigantic. However I am not sure how one player can be at five teams.

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11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Looks to be a very busy trading season this year.

 

Are you going to so your famous count down this year?

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13 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Are you going to so your famous count down this year?

Not sure the interest is there so I will start at this stage with a countdown in months,

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Seeing that Mr. Redleg appears not to be engaged in one of our courtrooms today, perhaps it's time to start organising our now biannual post season dinner.

As reported recently, Wongs of Elsternwick have closed their doors after almost 60 years but a new Chinese food establishment has opened in its place Yuchu.

Could you chew that over and start organising please?

 

Do Yuchu ....or just gulp ?

1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Seeing that Mr. Redleg appears not to be engaged in one of our courtrooms today, perhaps it's time to start organising our now biannual post season dinner.

As reported recently, Wongs of Elsternwick have closed their doors after almost 60 years but a new Chinese food establishment has opened in its place Yuchu.

Could you chew that over and start organising please?

It is now a long time ago but what is wrong with the last venue. Date?


Am not fussed. Pick a place...a choice of dates. Make it so :)

I'd like to throw open the Romsey Manor for the upcoming shindig.As I am yet to hear any objections from uncle Bitty,I expect him ready at the door with canapés ..Moonie has agreed to be designated driver including a stop in Elsternwick for our more learned legal types who are usually inebriated by mid-morn.

 

3 hours ago, Biffen said:

I'd like to throw open the Romsey Manor for the upcoming shindig.As I am yet to hear any objections from uncle Bitty,I expect him ready at the door with canapés ..Moonie has agreed to be designated driver including a stop in Elsternwick for our more learned legal types who are usually inebriated by mid-morn.

 

I'll have to take them one at a time Biff. My deadly treadly has but one rear rack to tie them onto. Speaking of 'tying one on' I fear the more senior members of this dining party may get out of control and trash poor Bitter's mansion. I do hope he hides his cask wine collection before they arrive 

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5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Am not fussed. Pick a place...a choice of dates. Make it so :)

Would suggest after trade week.

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Would suggest after trade week.

Best time of the year for MFC supporters is just around the corner. 

When does the countdown start?


6 minutes ago, old dee said:

Best time of the year for MFC supporters is just around the corner. 

When does the countdown start?

hes already started it Old...keep up !!

( currently ...@  2 months !! lol )

Are we there yet?

 

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

hes already started it Old...keep up !!

( currently ...@  2 months !! lol )

Counting by months is not a countdown. 

I suspect Mr. Leg has lost interest.

I have heard a remour that he has secretly taken out membership with GWS.

Story goes he misses his little mate with the unspeakable name and like him has given up on the Dees.

 

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

Counting by months is not a countdown. 

I suspect Mr. Leg has lost interest.

I have heard a remour that he has secretly taken out membership with GWS.

Story goes he misses his little mate with the unspeakable name and like him has given up on the Dees.

 

We shall interrogate him Old..somewhere between the 3rd and 7th round of spring rolls !!

Just now, beelzebub said:

We shall interrogate him Old..somewhere between the 3rd and 7th round of spring rolls !!

But will a GWS member be welcome bb?


3 minutes ago, old dee said:

But will a GWS member be welcome bb?

 Memberships at the door you suggest ??

6 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

 Memberships at the door you suggest ??

That could be a little embarrassing bb.

He is not a bad bloke just a little depressed let's give him the benefit of doubt until proven guilty. After all he might take out an injunction to stop the meeting.

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1 hour ago, ManDee said:

Are we there yet?

 

Not quite, but getting closer.

 
2 hours ago, old dee said:

But will a GWS member be welcome bb?

People make bad life choices all the time OD, but never lower your standards. NO GWS Members allowed!

Your either Red and Blue or your nothing.

Go the Dees/Cardies !

 

4 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

People make bad life choices all the time OD, but never lower your standards. NO GWS Members allowed!

Your either Red and Blue or your nothing.

Go the Dees/Cardies !

 

I get the feeling someone might be wavering DF!


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