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9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Very unfunny bb.

 

Been a bit of that on here lately.

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    On 01/06/2017 at 3:13 PM, beelzebub said:

    Phew..... thought youd called me that 'T' name...

    That would be a very bad thing :unsure:

    Well, according to a certain US President, there are only three types of information: good news, fake news, and covfefe. Which is this? :)

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    I crossed paths with AVB at the toilets at Tulla Airport today.

    The good news: no limp, foot must be good.

    The bad news: not naturally gifted, got him well and truly covered. 

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    32 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I crossed paths with AVB at the toilets at Tulla Airport today.

    The good news: no limp, foot must be good.

    The bad news: not naturally gifted, got him well and truly covered. 

    The new janitor job must be a fantastic social opportunity for you as well Moon.

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    20 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    The new janitor job must be a fantastic social opportunity for you as well Moon.

    Too right it is. Fortunately I haven't had to clean up after you or Uncle Bitters. The Union wouldn't put up with that

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    13 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Too right it is. Fortunately I haven't had to clean up after you or Uncle Bitters. The Union wouldn't put up with that

    I may not be tertiary educated but I am toilet trained.

    The feral from Romsey always leaves a nasty stain after his " ablutions".

    Do you get many tips ?

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    Has this thread reached its nadir? Talk of ablutions, nasty stains, I mean really. I think of the halcyon days on this thread when I could converse with the likes of Hemingway, BB, Moons, even DC occasionally or Uncle about the political situation in Cuba and other parts of Central America or the world in general at an adult level and feel we were adding our bit to the sum total of human knowledge. Well those days seem to be passed us now with this talk of toilets and ablutions! 

    Where to from here for this thread I ask?  

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    50 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Has this thread reached its nadir? Talk of ablutions, nasty stains, I mean really. I think of the halcyon days on this thread when I could converse with the likes of Hemingway, BB, Moons, even DC occasionally or Uncle about the political situation in Cuba and other parts of Central America or the world in general at an adult level and feel we were adding our bit to the sum total of human knowledge. Well those days seem to be passed us now with this talk of toilets and ablutions! 

    Where to from here for this thread I ask?  

    you could educate us about the ablutory facilities in cuba, i guess, earl. i'm sure you had many fascinating experiences you could pass on, as could ernest no doubt.  

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    21 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Has this thread reached its nadir? Talk of ablutions, nasty stains, I mean really. I think of the halcyon days on this thread when I could converse with the likes of Hemingway, BB, Moons, even DC occasionally or Uncle about the political situation in Cuba and other parts of Central America or the world in general at an adult level and feel we were adding our bit to the sum total of human knowledge. Well those days seem to be passed us now with this talk of toilets and ablutions! 

    Where to from here for this thread I ask?  

    Fear not Earl!

    Though Biffen and Moonshadow are particularly fine examples of Homo-oafish, there are still those among us of polite disposition and genteel nature.

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    This week we play the successful club that Dunn and Adams play for.

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    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Fear not Earl!

    Though Biffen and Moonshadow are particularly fine examples of Homo-oafish, there are still those among us of polite disposition and genteel nature.

    really? name just one..........

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Now now dc !

    Surely you know your good old uncle has a natural propensity towards modesty. 

    i understand that uncle, but you do have a habit of being a recidivist relapser. and no amount of jolly good floggings can wipe the slate completely clean

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    38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i understand that uncle, but you do have a habit of being a recidivist relapser. and no amount of jolly good floggings can wipe the slate completely clean

    You are a hard marker dc. I suspect you are closet chief flo gger for the Borewood BDSM club.

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    49 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i understand that uncle, but you do have a habit of being a recidivist relapser. and no amount of jolly good floggings can wipe the slate completely clean

    Recidivist relapser = redundancy? Sorry to get all grammatical but we do need to lift this thread back to its former lofty heights! Ummh is that also a redundancy? 

     

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    40 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Recidivist relapser = redundancy? Sorry to get all grammatical but we do need to lift this thread back to its former lofty heights! Ummh is that also a redundancy? 

     

    not necessarily redundant, earl. a recidivist serial-relapser would be a redundancy. now you have placed me in high dudgeon

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    Bad news for Moon and his colleagues.

    Mastabatory breaks are about to be enshrined in the British workplace agreements.

    As if they don't exist already.

     

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    2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Recidivist relapser = redundancy? Sorry to get all grammatical but we do need to lift this thread back to its former lofty heights! Ummh is that also a redundancy? 

     

    Sorry to interrupt but would appear to be a tautology.

    Lofty heights would seem to be more of a redundancy 

    Apologies

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    On 05/06/2017 at 9:54 PM, Earl Hood said:

    Has this thread reached its nadir? Talk of ablutions, nasty stains, I mean really. I think of the halcyon days on this thread when I could converse with the likes of Hemingway, BB, Moons, even DC occasionally or Uncle about the political situation in Cuba and other parts of Central America or the world in general at an adult level and feel we were adding our bit to the sum total of human knowledge. Well those days seem to be passed us now with this talk of toilets and ablutions! 

    Where to from here for this thread I ask?  

    Well, Earl, as is plastered in probably every footy shed in the land, "When the going gets tough, the tough get going". So how about some leadership from the supposedly upper-class amongst us? Where is the latest epic description of the difficulties faced by an entrepreneur such as yourself in fair-trade single-origin banana smoothies made from low-fat ingredients? Or gluten-free cronuts sourced sustainably? Or the dramas caused by Conchita in parts far-flung when attempting to organise your latest tour of archaelogically interesting sh!tholes with cheap food and passable coffee? Or the stress caused by the lack of the right kind of chamois required to clean the towball on the Rolls?

    Come on man, step up!

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    This week we play the successful club that Dunn and Adams play for.

    Ya not forgetin how high he flies ?

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    8 hours ago, dpositive said:

    Sorry to interrupt but would appear to be a tautology.

    Lofty heights would seem to be more of a redundancy 

    Apologies

    Where is Hemingway when I need him? We need a ruling on this important issue! 

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    22 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Well, Earl, as is plastered in probably every footy shed in the land, "When the going gets tough, the tough get going". So how about some leadership from the supposedly upper-class amongst us? Where is the latest epic description of the difficulties faced by an entrepreneur such as yourself in fair-trade single-origin banana smoothies made from low-fat ingredients? Or gluten-free cronuts sourced sustainably? Or the dramas caused by Conchita in parts far-flung when attempting to organise your latest tour of archaelogically interesting sh!tholes with cheap food and passable coffee? Or the stress caused by the lack of the right kind of chamois required to clean the towball on the Rolls?

    Come on man, step up!

    Geez R&BB, you have surpassed yourself. That's got to be the best - hard ball get - in and under - contested possession - disposal efficient - metres gained - rated post you have ever written.  I'd like to see your champion data stats at the end of play.

    Hats off to you, and beards off too!  Well done fella. 

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    11 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    Geez R&BB, you have surpassed yourself. That's got to be the best - hard ball get - in and under - contested possession - disposal efficient - metres gained - rated post you have ever written.  I'd like to see your champion data stats at the end of play.

    Hats off to you, and beards off too!  Well done fella. 

    has r&b become demonland's very own cicero?

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    On Tuesday, June 06, 2017 at 9:05 PM, Biffen said:

    Bad news for Moon and his colleagues.

    Mastabatory breaks are about to be enshrined in the British workplace agreements.

    As if they don't exist already.

     

    Summarises your life Biff

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    1 hour ago, bjDee said:

    Geez R&BB, you have surpassed yourself. That's got to be the best - hard ball get - in and under - contested possession - disposal efficient - metres gained - rated post you have ever written.  I'd like to see your champion data stats at the end of play.

    Hats off to you, and beards off too!  Well done fella. 

    Thanks. Anyone can have a bad day ... :)

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