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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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44 minutes ago, dieter said:

That's onanism, as you well know, a sin. You have had a very sad upbringing. Perhaps it is a pity you weren't stolen, which is not a German Christmas cake.

Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa!  You are correct skinny, I am a sinful fellow.

As penance, I shall [censored] myself again. 

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    19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa!  You are correct skinny, I am a sinful fellow.

    As penance, I shall [censored] myself again. 

    As the imported priest at Rupertswood intoned, 'Everbody knows a masticator!'

    The whole chapel cringed. 

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    2 minutes ago, dieter said:

    As the imported priest at Rupertswood intoned, 'Everbody knows a masticator!'

    The whole chapel cringed. 

    please tell me dieter you didn't attend rupertswood

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    He's no altar boy.

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    30 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    please tell me dieter you didn't attend rupertswood

    Ya, from 1961 till 1967. Vice captain Cricket Team, the greatest living German cricketer at the time, won Bowling Average, All Rounder Trophy, opened the batting as well, We lost one game in five years, including beating Assumption twice in a fortnight. Also played First 18.

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    26 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    He's no altar boy.

    Sure was. Loved the vestments. Ringing de bell. 

    I stopped being a Catholic in 1965. Understood that when you go to hell for eating a meat pie on a Friday one week and it's ok the next week things are crook on Tallarook.

     

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    oh dear..........a damaged sherman.........my sincere condolences

    Oi Weh damaged.

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    Just now, dieter said:

    Ya, from 1961 till 1967. Vice captain Cricket Team, the greatest living German cricketer at the time, won Bowling Average, All Rounder Trophy, opened the batting as well, We lost one game in five years, including beating Assumption twice in a fortnight. Also played First 18.

    I can't  believe theylet a German onto the sacred birthplace of the ashes during the Cold War.

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    21 minutes ago, dieter said:

    Sure was. Loved the vestments. Ringing de bell. 

    I stopped being a Catholic in 1965. Understood that when you go to hell for eating a meat pie on a Friday one week and it's ok the next week things are crook on Tallarook.

     

    Is that some sort of Catholic double entendres?

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    9 hours ago, dieter said:

    Ya, from 1961 till 1967. Vice captain Cricket Team, the greatest living German cricketer at the time, won Bowling Average, All Rounder Trophy, opened the batting as well, We lost one game in five years, including beating Assumption twice in a fortnight. Also played First 18.

    Dieter did you ever take a Gerry 'attrick?

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    12 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Dieter did you ever take a Gerry 'attrick?

    in dieter's case, earl i think that would be a Jerry 'attrick

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    in dieter's case, earl i think that would be a Jerry 'attrick

    We cannot dispute your knowledge in this field .

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    5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    in dieter's case, earl i think that would be a Jerry 'attrick

    Good pick up DC I haven't watched a WWII film or Dad's Army, Hogan's Heroes for years so I am rusty on the correct WWII nickname spelling for the dreaded Huns!

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    15 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Good pick up DC I haven't watched a WWII film or Dad's Army, Hogan's Heroes for years so I am rusty on the correct WWII nickname spelling for the dreaded Huns!

    there are many choices, earl - jerry, hun, boche, fritz, heinie, kraut, teuton........much more than us poor aussies

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    On ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2017 at 11:13 AM, daisycutter said:

    might even be a job somewhere there for special robert, eh, uncle?

    I don't think Special is serious about getting a job dc, after all he knocked back a very generous offer for a traineeship from Biffen.

    On ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2017 at 1:49 PM, daisycutter said:

    who will you be dedicating your grand tome to, uncle?

    To my muse and inspiration of course - the great man himself - The Marquis.

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    5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I don't think Special is serious about getting a job dc, after all he knocked back a very generous offer for a traineeship from Biffen.

    To my muse and inspiration of course - the great man himself - The Marquis.

    Hummf. Being an Earl is not good enough eh Uncle, you now take advice from a Marquis. After all I have done for you, like bankrolling your last ill fated escapade in Asia and your total inability to market the remarkable health giving qualities of Guava Paste, if you remember? 

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    1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

    Hummf. Being an Earl is not good enough eh Uncle, you now take advice from a Marquis. After all I have done for you, like bankrolling your last ill fated escapade in Asia and your total inability to market the remarkable health giving qualities of Guava Paste, if you remember? 

    Can it do anything for your marching hairline Earl?

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    I'm afraid I will have to give up on Special Robert.

    What little sympathy I ever possessed has  ended.

    My guess is he is in dire need of a bath.

    Theres enough of those downstairs who will be taking up bridge space shortly.

    The only job I could give him is delivery boy taking small emergency packages for the needy from the Gat to the Bridge via a few hostels and clubs.

    I am willing to provide an illegal monkey bike for his transport and $2 per delivery.

    I can't be any more generous than that

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    5 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I'm afraid I will have to give up on Special Robert.

    What little sympathy I ever possessed has  ended.

    My guess is he is in dire need of a bath.

    Theres enough of those downstairs who will be taking up bridge space shortly.

    The only job I could give him is delivery boy taking small emergency packages for the needy from the Gat to the Bridge via a few hostels and clubs.

    I am willing to provide an illegal monkey bike for his transport and $2 per delivery.

    I can't be any more generous than that

     

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    12 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Hummf. Being an Earl is not good enough eh Uncle, you now take advice from a Marquis. After all I have done for you, like bankrolling your last ill fated escapade in Asia and your total inability to market the remarkable health giving qualities of Guava Paste, if you remember? 

    Now now Earl! We genteel folk must stick together against the ever increasing threat of the homeless huns at the gate. Let's forget past err... irregularities and let bygones be what they are.

    However, I must say that business dealings with you haven't been quite the same since you terminated the stoic Hudson in favour of the hirstute ( and acrobatic) Conchita.

    A point I'm sure the good Lady Hood would also agree with.

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    44 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    nice bridge, special. have you thought of selling it?

    That's me walking south in Batman Park under the Spencer St Rail Bridge.

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    5 minutes ago, special robert said:

    That's me walking south in Batman Park under the Spencer St Rail Bridge.

    Where is your humpy?

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    12 minutes ago, dieter said:

    Where is your humpy?

    Image result for humpyHere it is Dieter, not bad eh? This is looking south in the Park, you can just make out a bit of the Crown casino in the background.

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