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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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The female variant of the modern day hipster also enjoys having one side of her head shaved.

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Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 

Ooh, Wimin, a topic I can relate to.

So: how many wimin post on this site? Are there just a token few? Or a full blown gaggle?

The question must be asked for the sake of gender equality and the Ostralian way. Remember wimin make up half the crowd at matches.

And we are back to regularly scheduled programming. Well played gents.

 
52 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'm no expert, bub, but i found this on hipster girls

and here is a lego view  The-Bartendress-Cover-muge4sgv3ez7bl7xko

I'm no expert he says? Pfft... 

You are to hipsters like David Attenborough is to wild life.

9 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

I'm no expert he says? Pfft... 

You are to hipsters like David Attenborough is to wild life.

Col, if you check closely in the background of my pic, you will see Daisycutter holding up a sign as a show of support for his lady friends... 


1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The female variant of the modern day hipster also enjoys having one side of her head shaved.

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1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The female variant of the modern day hipster also enjoys having one side of her head shaved.

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Tell me Ethan, " is this female variant of the modern day hipster", guided by rules of symmetry.

38 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Tell me Ethan, " is this female variant of the modern day hipster", guided by rules of symmetry.

Why would it be?

Symmetry is a tool of the patriarchy.


31 minutes ago, Choke said:

Why would it be?

Symmetry is a tool of the patriarchy.

I think you miss my drift Choke.

I was thinking of symmetry in terms of .......... err ...... to put it as delicately as I can .............  a fashion accessory.

20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think you miss my drift Choke.

I was thinking of symmetry in terms of .......... err ...... to put it as delicately as I can .............  a fashion accessory.

Yeah nah still lost sorry.

Either I'm an idiot or it's too subtle.

Out with it man!

1 hour ago, Choke said:

Why would it be?

Symmetry is a tool of the patriarchy.

patriarchy, another word that is sadly losing it's original meaning due to the incessant revisionism and obsessing of the pc crowd

4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

patriarchy, another word that is sadly losing it's original meaning due to the incessant revisionism and obsessing of the pc crowd

lol, I was indeed trying to convey that very notion.

Everything is the fault of the patriarchy!

1 hour ago, Choke said:

Yeah nah still lost sorry.

Either I'm an idiot or it's too subtle.

Out with it man!

Be careful as to the company you are keeping when you give that order choke.

Anyway as to your perplexity. When I viewed Ethan's pic, symmetry came to mind in terms of the subject's choice of coiffing.

Think of the old tv show "Upstairs Downstairs". Perhaps that will help you unravel the mystery.

 


22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Be careful as to the company you are keeping when you give that order choke.

Anyway as to your perplexity. When I viewed Ethan's pic, symmetry came to mind in terms of the subject's choice of coiffing.

Think of the old tv show "Upstairs Downstairs". Perhaps that will help you unravel the mystery.

 

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17 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

The footy season can't start soon enough, eh? :)

Quicker the better. 

This having separate sex 'walk' symbols in the city will never work. Today I just ignored the female walk sign and crossed anyway. Nobody said anything.

 

46 minutes ago, special robert said:

This having separate sex 'walk' symbols in the city will never work. Today I just ignored the female walk sign and crossed anyway. Nobody said anything.

 

was it a sexual experience for you, special? did you feel aroused or just amused?

I strode across proud and erect.


22 minutes ago, special robert said:

I strode across proud and erect.

Glad to see you are not crossing to the other side Special, not that there's anything wrong with that

12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Colin, you do exaggerate ........ a bit.

Which bit? :)

I crossed the street just to make a point and not wanting to cause an absolute scene on Int. womens day, waited respectfully for the male walk symbol to cross back. I bloody waited 4 sets of lights and no male walk symbol!...What's going on at clown hall.....they can't even get that right!!

Meanwhile all the other blokes took my lead and crossed as they liked with the women. I think I've set a trend.

 

Neve let it be said you aren't leading the pack Special. Leading where, though, is anyone's guess

5 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Neve let it be said you aren't leading the pack Special. Leading where, though, is anyone's guess

Wow....does this mean i'm finally avante garde? Wait till I tell Biffen......he's a bohemian intellectual and I want to be like him.


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