Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

 

I hav a fair bit to sey about al this but I can't be botherd.

  • Quote
    • Like 4
    1 minute ago, special robert said:

    I hav a fair bit to sey about al this but I can't be botherd.

    Same with your diction?

  • Quote
    •  

    Its not fare al youse intelectewals torking about stuff that we ordnry parsons jest dunt underpants.

  • Quote
    • Like 3

    Interesting the way the govt bags the Gat and says it's an outdated model that has done a disservice to its residents for a number of years and is overdue to close. And yet the govt has granted the Gat permits to be a rooming house for many years and has done sfa to help it's clients find alternative accommodation. Me thinks they've turned a blind eye to their plight. The concentration of 'down and outs' in one privately funded place has saved the govt quite a sum in the past. Now they appear to be crowing on its death bed.

    Edited by Moonshadow

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    3 minutes ago, special robert said:

    Its not fare al youse intelectewals torking about stuff that we ordnry parsons jest dunt underpants.

    Yore a furry phunny men Speshal

  • Quote

    The Gat........ I could only dream of living there...as it is I live under the freeway at the end of spencer st hoping BBO will come....one day..... and take me away to Romsey....to the Manor.

  • Quote
    • Like 2
     
    5 minutes ago, special robert said:

    The Gat........ I could only dream of living there...as it is I live under the freeway at the end of spencer st hoping BBO will come....one day..... and take me away to Romsey....to the Manor.

    Nah, Romsey would be a step backwards Special

  • Quote

    Does Demonland ever have get togethers?You know, where you meet each other over a bong and share a half a can of Jim Beam or something?

    I want to be properly insulted in person.....by experts.

  • Quote
    • Like 5

    10 minutes ago, special robert said:

    Does Demonland ever have get togethers?You know, where you meet each other over a bong and share a half a can of Jim Beam or something?

    I want to be properly insulted in person.....by experts.

    Careful what you wish for Special. 

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    37 minutes ago, special robert said:

    Its not fare al youse intelectewals torking about stuff that we ordnry parsons jest dunt underpants.

    You're from Perth aren't you Rob.

  • Quote
    • Like 3
    24 minutes ago, special robert said:

    Does Demonland ever have get togethers?You know, where you meet each other over a bong and share a half a can of Jim Beam or something?

    I want to be properly insulted in person.....by experts.

    You're a cunny funt Special but no way will I invite you to The Manor because you are still a person of poverty. However, you have leaped ahead of picket fence on the hopefuls list.

    Stick to your proper station in life under the freeway.

    It's what God ordained.

  • Quote

    No I am not from Perth.....just what are you infurring!

    I need Biffen...help Biff Help! I think Biff is a QC in his real life...Bif they're ganging up on me help!

    I find it difficlt to xpress myself here sometimes. I always want to please.

    However my psychyatrist says I should not be afraid to let my real bastard out when I am contributing to Demonland.

  • Quote
    56 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Interesting the way the govt bags the Gat and says it's an outdated model that has done a disservice to its residents for a number of years and is overdue to close. And yet the govt has granted the Gat permits to be a rooming house for many years and has done sfa to help it's clients find alternative accommodation. Me thinks they've turned a blind eye to their plight. The concentration of 'down and outs' in one privately funded place has saved the govt quite a sum in the past. Now they appear to be crowing on its death bed.

    They point to the Gat as the sole cause of the Fitzroy st strips' decline.

    In reality it's the rich bogans who've moved in and do not spend anything in restaurants.

    Kennett got rid of the Catani gardens " meeting place "for the Grand Prix tourists.

    St Kilda has been a refuge for drug addicts and prostitutes for 150 years.

    It doesn't need fixing- it needs the shop owners to drop the rent prices - or sell up after 50 years of profiteering .

    People actually liked it how it was- now they want to sterilise it, get rid of the needle exchange,the Gat,the Backpackers and the nightclubs.

    Get rid of the bogans- send them to Casey.

    Edited by Biffen

  • Quote

    Thank God he's back! Phew!

  • Quote
    On 3/5/2017 at 0:22 PM, Biffen said:

    I have plenty of loving women in my life thank you Bizmo.

    Thanks also for your total lack of mental application and your general inability to even describe what has made you so angry.

    Youve made assumptions based on misguided perceptions.

    One can be capable of making an anti- feminist statement and still love women.

    Best you don't argue with me.

    You lack the armoury,wit and charisma to present a challenge,let alone a point.

    Mr Misunderstood. I rest my cases.

  • Quote
    On 3/5/2017 at 0:34 PM, Bizmo Funyans said:

     

    Its a slippery slope to Kantianism Biff. 

     

     

    Is Kantianism worser than Onanism? Please let me know and I promise I'll attempt to give up the less worser.

  • Quote
    5 minutes ago, special robert said:

    No I am not from Perth.....just what are you infurring!

    I need Biffen...help Biff Help! I think Biff is a QC in his real life...Bif they're ganging up on me help!

    I find it difficlt to xpress myself here sometimes. I always want to please.

    However my psychyatrist says I should not be afraid to let my real bastard out when I am contributing to Demonland.

    I don't help people SR.

    It goes against my predatory nature.

    If you need assistance there are a raft of arts graduates employed by Centrelink to help those without an arts degree find meaningless work.

    Failing that,I have a distribution network near the GAT but I pay badly and its high risk employment .

    Have you tried begging or just sprawling yourself in front of an ATM with a look of utter stupidity on your face?

  • Quote
    On 3/5/2017 at 0:45 PM, Redleg said:

    Speaking about revolting peasants, that reminds me of the masses of them at Victoria Park,  in the good old days. Worse than revolting.

    I'll bet my bottom buck you wont hear any Kantainisms out of that place.

  • Quote

    I have tried that but I find people are not adverse to standing on me when using the machine.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    On 3/5/2017 at 1:12 PM, Emerald said:

    This thread is getting a bit serious; speaking of the Marquis de Sade, I might go read 120 days of Sodom instead.

    You mean Again.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    1 minute ago, dieter said:

    Is Kantianism worser than Onanism? Please let me know and I promise I'll attempt to give up the less worser.

    It's actually Kantism (Immanuel Kant) who believed individual freedom would achieve societal good if applied ethically.

    He was no devil but Bizmo has no philosophical concept of his own irrationality.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     
    2 minutes ago, special robert said:

    I have tried that but I find people are not adverse to standing on me when using the machine.

    It's averse SR but with some well timed flatulence ,in an enclosed space,you may be able to evacuate the withdrawer leaving card and cash at your disposal.

  • Quote
    7 minutes ago, dieter said:

    You mean Again.

    My mate Jacko reckons 50 shades of gray is just the first 50 days of sodom rewritten to include a billionaire.

  • Quote
    • Like 4

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • AFLW: 2025 Season Preview

      Ten seasons. Eighteen teams. With the young talent pathway finally fully connected, Women’s Australian Rules football is building momentum and Season 2025 promises to be the best yet. In advance of Season 10, the AFL leadership has engaged in candid discussions with all clubs regarding strategies to boost attendance and expand fan bases. Concerningly, average attendances in 2024 were 2,660 fans per match, with the women’s game incurring an annual loss of approximately $50 million.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Western Bulldogs

      The next coach of the Melbourne Football Club faces the challenge of teaching his players how to win games against all comers. At times during this tumultuous season, that task has seemed daunting, made more so in light of the surprise news last week of the sacking of premiership coach Simon Goodwin. However, there were also some positive signs from yesterday’s match against the Western Bulldogs that the challenge may not be as difficult as one might think. The two sides presented a genuine football spectacle, featuring pulsating competitive play with eight lead changes throughout the afternoon, in a display befitting a finals match.The result could have gone either way and in the end, it came down to which team could produce the most desperate of acts to provide a winning result. It was the Bulldogs who had their season on the line that won out by a six point margin that fitted the game and the effort of both sides.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Brisbane

      The rain had been falling heavily in south east Queensland when the match began at Springfield, west of Brisbane. The teams exchanged early goals and then the Casey Demons proceeded like a house on fire in the penultimate game of the VFL season against a strong opponent in the Brisbane Lions. Sparked by strong play around the ground by seasoned players in Charlie Spargo and Jack Billings, a strong effort from Bailey Laurie and promising work from youngsters in Kynan Brown and  Koltyn Tholstrup, the Demons with multiple goal kickers firing, raced to a 27 point lead late in the opening stanza. A highlight was a wonderful goal from Laurie who brilliantly sidestepped two opponents and kicked beautifully from 45 metres out.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Hawthorn

      The Demons return to the MCG this time as the visiting team where they get another opportunity to put a dent into a team's top 8 placing when they take on the Hawks on Saturday afternoon. Who comes in and who goes out?

        • Clap
        • Haha
        • Like
      • 100 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Western Bulldogs

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 11th August @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to the Western Bulldogs.
      Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
      Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

      • 50 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Western Bulldogs

      The Demons lacked some polish but showed a lot of heart and took it right up to the Bulldogs in an attempt to spoil their finals hopes ultimately going down by a goal at the MCG.

        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 337 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.