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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thatch the way I like it dc

.... no no no .........stop it now!

Puns [censored] me up!

Sounds like a thatch-22 situation ...

 
2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Sounds like a thatch-22 situation ...

well thought, r&b

17 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well thought, r&b

Thanks, DC, but there are some people in this world who are thunts ...

 
7 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Thanks, DC, but there are some people in this world who are thunts ...

do you think the past tense of thatch is thought? if not it aught :huh:

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

do you think the past tense of thatch is thought? if not it aught :huh:

Yes. But does that mean the past tense of match is mought, or of snatch is snought, or of batch is bought, or of hatch is hought? (There should be a verse of this sort, somewhere in Dr Seuss, there really ought) :)


9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yes. But does that mean the past tense of match is mought, or of snatch is snought, or of batch is bought, or of hatch is hought? (There should be a verse of this sort, somewhere in Dr Seuss, there really ought) :)

think you're onto something big here r&b ^_^

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Thatch all folks.

Thatch entertainment!!

 
6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

think you're onto something big here r&b ^_^

Dr Seuss is big, DC! :)

51 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Dr Seuss is big, DC! :)

longtime fan r&b, even got all the videos too which i force the gk's to watch


31 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

longtime fan r&b, even got all the videos too which i force the gk's to watch

Excellent!

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The boys look in pretty good nick, in the training photos.

On hot dry days like this you realise how totally over rated and over crowded this collection of traffic we call Melbourne is,

Does liveability take in sprawl, wasted time and expensive basic food?

The Corporations have it sewn up.

I know I'm venting but what a hole.

25 minutes ago, Biffen said:

On hot dry days like this you realise how totally over rated and over crowded this collection of traffic we call Melbourne is,

Does liveability take in sprawl, wasted time and expensive basic food?

The Corporations have it sewn up.

I know I'm venting but what a hole.

Think you need to move to Romsey manor Biff. I hear BBO has a gimp room that needs occupying. The only traffic there is the illegal kind, of which you may already know

5 hours ago, Biffen said:

On hot dry days like this you realise how totally over rated and over crowded this collection of traffic we call Melbourne is,

Does liveability take in sprawl, wasted time and expensive basic food?

The Corporations have it sewn up.

I know I'm venting but what a hole.

Melbourne will be a whole lot better when we have a world class population, say 15,000,000. And the sooner the better!!!  Heck, São Paolo is the most populous city in the Southern Hemisphere. We can easily surpass them if we try a bit harder. We will all be better off if that happens. I have 50 square metres available in my back yard. More than enough room for 4 triple story town houses. Think how much money I can make doing that. Let's build a mass of apartment towers on the land currently occupied by the Botanic Gardens. It's only a miserable collection of old trees!!! Who needs them when there's money to be made building lovely housing close to the city??

I'll shut up now. It's time to take my medication. And write to my friends in Rome and tell them how liveable and fabulous Melbourne is. 


59 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Melbourne will be a whole lot better when we have a world class population, say 15,000,000. And the sooner the better!!!  Heck, São Paolo is the most populous city in the Southern Hemisphere. We can easily surpass them if we try a bit harder. We will all be better off if that happens. I have 50 square metres available in my back yard. More than enough room for 4 triple story town houses. Think how much money I can make doing that. Let's build a mass of apartment towers on the land currently occupied by the Botanic Gardens. It's only a miserable collection of old trees!!! Who needs them when there's money to be made building lovely housing close to the city??

I'll shut up now. It's time to take my medication. And write to my friends in Rome and tell them how liveable and fabulous Melbourne is. 

Yes .We are so far advanced of those silly old Romans.

They must be terribly jealous of our lifestyle and booming metropolis.

41 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Yes .We are so far advanced of those silly old Romans.

They must be terribly jealous of our lifestyle and booming metropolis.

Bah! ...What have the Romans ever done for civilisation?

11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Bah! ...What have the Romans ever done for civilisation?

Little you know Moonie! What about those very smart off the shoulder dresses the blokes used to wear? Tugas I believe they were called.

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12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Bah! ...What have the Romans ever done for civilisation?

Have you forgotten the Roman sandal and that great current language, Latin.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Have you forgotten the Roman sandal and that great current language, Latin.

Don't forget Olives.


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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

and elagabalus

Who could forget?

They've mastered the 4 hour lunch , terrible knitwear tied over the shoulder, gelato ,stinky cheese,salami and tax evasion , as well as taxation, which they began.

Although they have done little very recently, except enjoy their city, I think Rome is the most beautiful city I've seen.

 

 

 
31 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Lets not forget that the Greeks have given us a fair bit too...

It's caused a lot of pain but where would we be without it.


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