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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Construction industry in full flight as AFL teams train houses down. 

 

I am a huge fan of The Melbourne Soccer captain and his cup winning speech.

Red- in matters IR .

The government will never break the CFMEU.

The AFL  will break the clubs to pay the players.

On 11/29/2016 at 8:55 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well thanks Tim, I did not know that although I did know Enid was apparently something of a "player".

In that context, it is notable that her cottage was named "Old Thatch".

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1 hour ago, Biffen said:

I am a huge fan of The Melbourne Soccer captain and his cup winning speech.

Red- in matters IR .

The government will never break the CFMEU.

The AFL  will break the clubs to pay the players.

Think you missed my point. 

Players destroying houses so plenty of work in building industry.

59 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Think you missed my point. 

Players destroying houses so plenty of work in building industry.

It is a familiar surge pre Christmas Mr. Leg.

The industry is well aware of the spike.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Think you missed my point. 

Players destroying houses so plenty of work in building industry.

Ahhh.

The pence coin has descended.

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

It is a familiar surge pre Christmas Mr. Leg.

The industry is well aware of the spike.

Lucky the players only train houses down and not whole apartment buildings.

Just now, Redleg said:

Lucky the players only train houses down and not whole apartment buildings.

I would think quite a few live in apartments.

Just to be on the safe side I am staying away from apartments till February.

 
On 20 November 2016 at 7:16 PM, Moonshadow said:

I hope it's leather and comes with matching gimp mask

This one is the " Clash " straight jacket. Predominately white but with a nod to the dees with the logo.

6 hours ago, ManDee said:

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She could haunt houses.

Hopefully her old thatch was neatly kept.


1 hour ago, Biffen said:

She could haunt houses.

Hopefully her old thatch was neatly kept.

Well I'm sure it at least had a good spring clean.

A hoovering and a scrub.

36 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I'm sure it at least had a good spring clean.

A hoovering and a scrub.

I'm sure she had a few men up to have  a look but if I was a Thstcher,I probably wouldn't take the job on.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

I'm sure she had a few men up to have  a look but if I was a Thstcher,I probably wouldn't take the job on.

Thatch me if you can?

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thatch me if you can?

a thatcher in the eye no doubt. uncle

4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

a thatcher in the eye no doubt. uncle

Thatch the way I like it dc

.... no no no .........stop it now!

Puns [censored] me up!


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thatch the way I like it dc

.... no no no .........stop it now!

Puns [censored] me up!

Sounds like a thatch-22 situation ...

2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Sounds like a thatch-22 situation ...

well thought, r&b

17 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well thought, r&b

Thanks, DC, but there are some people in this world who are thunts ...

7 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Thanks, DC, but there are some people in this world who are thunts ...

do you think the past tense of thatch is thought? if not it aught :huh:

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

do you think the past tense of thatch is thought? if not it aught :huh:

Yes. But does that mean the past tense of match is mought, or of snatch is snought, or of batch is bought, or of hatch is hought? (There should be a verse of this sort, somewhere in Dr Seuss, there really ought) :)


9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yes. But does that mean the past tense of match is mought, or of snatch is snought, or of batch is bought, or of hatch is hought? (There should be a verse of this sort, somewhere in Dr Seuss, there really ought) :)

think you're onto something big here r&b ^_^

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Thatch all folks.

Thatch entertainment!!

 
6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

think you're onto something big here r&b ^_^

Dr Seuss is big, DC! :)

51 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Dr Seuss is big, DC! :)

longtime fan r&b, even got all the videos too which i force the gk's to watch


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