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Glad to hear it bb. Any visit to t.he track that st,Amy's within the fun budget is a great day.

how the bananas this time of the year in QLD?

up here, just as bent as ever; bananas too:rolleyes:

pineapples coming into ripeness ? :)

all rather pleasant really

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31 minutes ago, The Third Eye said:

Did I miss how many days there are to go to the draft Redleg?

Tommy Bugg and Barrie Vagg will be very disappointed.

must be the 7th glass >>>>>> Snooze ..Zzzzzzzzz:unsure:

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6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

could mr leg be the riddler? he is certainly good at pulling our legs

There once was a man from st Ives,

Who had about 28 wives,

His head could explode,

From the nagging load,

He ................................

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

There once was a man from st Ives,

Who had about 28 wives,

His head could explode,

From the nagging load,

He ................................

Red you appear to be [censored] up! Now I realize this is not unusual for you lawyerish  types. Particularly lawyerish types who delve (frequently) into the mysteries of Redtube.

However you appear to be doomed even beyond the above explanations.

Swear off the Malibu before it is too late.

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56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red you appear to be [censored] up! Now I realize this is not unusual for you lawyerish  types. Particularly lawyerish types who delve (frequently) into the mysteries of Redtube.

However you appear to be doomed even beyond the above explanations.

Swear off the Malibu before it is too late.

Telling someone to swear off their alcohol of choice?? I am once again shocked, Uncle Bitter.  And if Biffen were to see this, I'm sure he would be highly disppointed.

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23 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Telling someone to swear off their alcohol of choice?? I am once again shocked, Uncle Bitter.  And if Biffen were to see this, I'm sure he would be highly disppointed.

Mable a bird told me that you have strange tastes in your libation of choice.  Please clarify.

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On ‎10‎/‎27‎/‎2016 at 9:00 PM, picket fence said:

Riddle me this, 

Did you do that?? 

Ahhahhar

Do it again

In time 

No, Now!

IN TIME

 

 

OK picket, you've had over 3 days to recover from the drug induced state that led you to post this.

WTF were you trying to say?

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

26.  2 Clayton Olivers. 

can you arrange for that please :)

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