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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I haven't made any RL.

Well that's a pleasant change. Have you learned to type with two hands?

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Why would I want to do that RL?

    To keep one out of your lap.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    To keep one out of your lap.

    Such thoughts!! I knew it!!! You're that shiftless lawyer that "Rake" was made about!!!!

    Come on Redtube fess up!!!

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    On Tuesday, October 18, 2016 at 6:46 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I haven't made any RL.

    Well, why not?  This is highly disappointing Uncle Bitter!!

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    1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

    Anyone heard from our old friend, Biff Biff?

    Well Mable, apparently the esteemed Biffen has been a little indiscreet of late and our good doctor Hopping Dick handed out a jolly good flogging and sentenced the said Biffen to a stretch of rehab.

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    1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

    Well, why not?  This is highly disappointing Uncle Bitter!!

    Perhaps, but I am a simple man Mable, easily pushed around by the currents of life. The lads are quite disappointed in me.

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    35 Steven Smith's first number.

    3 & 5  = 8  Great if you are Chinese.

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    34 Remember Roger Ellingworth and Steven Newport. 

    3 & 4 are lucky numbers for some as is their total 7.

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    Jack Viney Day and a wet track for the time honoured Cox Plate.

    Going to Money Valley Red?

    Saw an absolute champion. What a win?

    Was freezing out there, but worth watching Winx.

    Hartnell will go well in the Cup.

    My best racing memories of champion horses I have seen, mainly come from Moonee Valley. Winx. Sunline. Northerly. Octagonal. Kingston Town. Bonecrusher. Super Impose.So You Think. Fields of Omagh. Might and Power, to name just a few. 

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    33 a Bingo players delight. Sugar Healy. The Wiz.

    3 & 3 = 6 Goodbye and good luck Chris Dawes.

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    speaking of qld and bananas. Am off to Caloundra for the races today.

    Any tips ???

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    speaking of qld and bananas. Am off to Caloundra for the races today.

    Any tips ???

    yeah, keep your money in your wallet :lol:

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    yeah, keep your money in your wallet :lol:

    sad sack ! lol

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    speaking of qld and bananas. Am off to Caloundra for the races today.

    Any tips ???

    Yes, don't bet.

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    No love for the current custodian of the number 33?

    Queenslander = bananas, surely?

    Can't fit them all in to my posts.

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    Yes, don't bet.

    probably would have been a better strategy lol. Still a couple of winners including last race brought the days spending to a minimum. :)

    a pleasant day ;)

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    probably would have been a better strategy lol. Still a couple of winners including last race brought the days spending to a minimum. :)

    a pleasant day ;)

    Glad to hear it bb. Any visit to t.he track that st,Amy's within the fun budget is a great day.

    how the bananas this time of the year in QLD?

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