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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Jack Viney Day and a wet track for the time honoured Cox Plate.

Going to Money Valley Red?

Saw an absolute champion. What a win?

Was freezing out there, but worth watching Winx.

Hartnell will go well in the Cup.

My best racing memories of champion horses I have seen, mainly come from Moonee Valley. Winx. Sunline. Northerly. Octagonal. Kingston Town. Bonecrusher. Super Impose.So You Think. Fields of Omagh. Might and Power, to name just a few. 

 
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33 a Bingo players delight. Sugar Healy. The Wiz.

3 & 3 = 6 Goodbye and good luck Chris Dawes.

 

speaking of qld and bananas. Am off to Caloundra for the races today.

Any tips ???

 

speaking of qld and bananas. Am off to Caloundra for the races today.

Any tips ???

yeah, keep your money in your wallet :lol:


 

yeah, keep your money in your wallet :lol:

sad sack ! lol

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speaking of qld and bananas. Am off to Caloundra for the races today.

Any tips ???

Yes, don't bet.

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No love for the current custodian of the number 33?

Queenslander = bananas, surely?

Can't fit them all in to my posts.

 
 

Yes, don't bet.

probably would have been a better strategy lol. Still a couple of winners including last race brought the days spending to a minimum. :)

a pleasant day ;)

 

probably would have been a better strategy lol. Still a couple of winners including last race brought the days spending to a minimum. :)

a pleasant day ;)

Glad to hear it bb. Any visit to t.he track that st,Amy's within the fun budget is a great day.

how the bananas this time of the year in QLD?


 

Glad to hear it bb. Any visit to t.he track that st,Amy's within the fun budget is a great day.

how the bananas this time of the year in QLD?

up here, just as bent as ever; bananas too:rolleyes:

pineapples coming into ripeness ? :)

all rather pleasant really

 

I plead the 5th. 

5th glass ???? :unsure:

31 minutes ago, The Third Eye said:

Did I miss how many days there are to go to the draft Redleg?

Tommy Bugg and Barrie Vagg will be very disappointed.

must be the 7th glass >>>>>> Snooze ..Zzzzzzzzz:unsure:

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32  Bugg er I mean Vagg as in Barry or a Gaspar no not Darren but Damien, but more importantly a Bruce as in Cameron. 


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Sorry WJ I am a stressed man.

No problem naming 31, the great Ronald Dale Barassi.

No other example is needed.

i presume mr leg is busy watching the bruce wiilis movie tonight about his previous life titled just "red"

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30 A former Pie won a Brownlow in this number for us. His son is their big hope these days.

Less than a month to go.

Might leave the TV off for the first 30 minutes or so, until we get involved.

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29 

In my Hunt for Jayden's uncle Andy Moir I was distracted 29 times. He was also 29. 


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6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

could mr leg be the riddler? he is certainly good at pulling our legs

There once was a man from st Ives,

Who had about 28 wives,

His head could explode,

From the nagging load,

He ................................

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

There once was a man from st Ives,

Who had about 28 wives,

His head could explode,

From the nagging load,

He ................................

Red you appear to be [censored] up! Now I realize this is not unusual for you lawyerish  types. Particularly lawyerish types who delve (frequently) into the mysteries of Redtube.

However you appear to be doomed even beyond the above explanations.

Swear off the Malibu before it is too late.

 
56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red you appear to be [censored] up! Now I realize this is not unusual for you lawyerish  types. Particularly lawyerish types who delve (frequently) into the mysteries of Redtube.

However you appear to be doomed even beyond the above explanations.

Swear off the Malibu before it is too late.

Telling someone to swear off their alcohol of choice?? I am once again shocked, Uncle Bitter.  And if Biffen were to see this, I'm sure he would be highly disppointed.

23 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Telling someone to swear off their alcohol of choice?? I am once again shocked, Uncle Bitter.  And if Biffen were to see this, I'm sure he would be highly disppointed.

Mable a bird told me that you have strange tastes in your libation of choice.  Please clarify.


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