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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good god is that really you Mable?

It must be true then, you Canucks actually hibernate - like the bears!

That we do.  So, what have I missed?

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    Could be an interesting week on Demonland.

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    On 15 October 2016 at 7:48 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Good god is that really you Mable?

    It must be true then, you Canucks actually hibernate - like the bears!

    Or maybe (heaven forbid) Maple might actually have 'a life'.

    Always found those from Camaroon to be worldly and balanced in most things.

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    17 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    That we do.  So, what have I missed?

    Maple, if you are a worldly person, take an interest in all manner of things and generally have an interesting life, not much at all. Remember, it's only Aussie Rules, and, in the case of this thread, a world of fantasy, that eccentrics, ratbags, sickos and misfits inhabit. Did I mention someone? No just thinking of him. 

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    I have just discovered  a little book called " Banana Recipes......... King of fast foods"  It's a cracking read and it has almost swayed me to bananas from pineapples. Never thought I would see the day. I will sell it to any No T$ No B$ Fan for a reasonable price however if you are keen ( it is a first edition )

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    18 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    That we do.  So, what have I missed?

    Mable just read my posts for the time you have been having a kip.

    They are witty, informative, wonderfully literate and contain the only important and edifying information you need to know.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mable just read my posts for the time you have been having a kip.

    They are witty, informative, wonderfully literate and contain the only important and edifying information you need to know.

    BBO - "Making Demonland great again."

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    22 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    BBO - "Making Demonland great again."

    Comment of the day Mr Shadow.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I haven't made any RL.

    Well that's a pleasant change. Have you learned to type with two hands?

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Why would I want to do that RL?

    To keep one out of your lap.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    To keep one out of your lap.

    Such thoughts!! I knew it!!! You're that shiftless lawyer that "Rake" was made about!!!!

    Come on Redtube fess up!!!

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    On Tuesday, October 18, 2016 at 6:46 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I haven't made any RL.

    Well, why not?  This is highly disappointing Uncle Bitter!!

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    1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

    Anyone heard from our old friend, Biff Biff?

    Well Mable, apparently the esteemed Biffen has been a little indiscreet of late and our good doctor Hopping Dick handed out a jolly good flogging and sentenced the said Biffen to a stretch of rehab.

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    1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

    Well, why not?  This is highly disappointing Uncle Bitter!!

    Perhaps, but I am a simple man Mable, easily pushed around by the currents of life. The lads are quite disappointed in me.

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    36 three dozen days to go. 

    Jeffy G. 

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    35 Steven Smith's first number.

    3 & 5  = 8  Great if you are Chinese.

    Edited by Redleg

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    34 Remember Roger Ellingworth and Steven Newport. 

    3 & 4 are lucky numbers for some as is their total 7.

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