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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I haven't made any RL.

Well that's a pleasant change. Have you learned to type with two hands?

 
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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Why would I want to do that RL?

To keep one out of your lap.

 
1 minute ago, Redleg said:

To keep one out of your lap.

Such thoughts!! I knew it!!! You're that shiftless lawyer that "Rake" was made about!!!!

Come on Redtube fess up!!!


On Tuesday, October 18, 2016 at 6:46 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I haven't made any RL.

Well, why not?  This is highly disappointing Uncle Bitter!!

1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

Anyone heard from our old friend, Biff Biff?

Well Mable, apparently the esteemed Biffen has been a little indiscreet of late and our good doctor Hopping Dick handed out a jolly good flogging and sentenced the said Biffen to a stretch of rehab.

 
1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

Well, why not?  This is highly disappointing Uncle Bitter!!

Perhaps, but I am a simple man Mable, easily pushed around by the currents of life. The lads are quite disappointed in me.


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36 three dozen days to go. 

Jeffy G. 

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35 Steven Smith's first number.

3 & 5  = 8  Great if you are Chinese.

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34 Remember Roger Ellingworth and Steven Newport. 

3 & 4 are lucky numbers for some as is their total 7.


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Jack Viney Day and a wet track for the time honoured Cox Plate.

Going to Money Valley Red?

Saw an absolute champion. What a win?

Was freezing out there, but worth watching Winx.

Hartnell will go well in the Cup.

My best racing memories of champion horses I have seen, mainly come from Moonee Valley. Winx. Sunline. Northerly. Octagonal. Kingston Town. Bonecrusher. Super Impose.So You Think. Fields of Omagh. Might and Power, to name just a few. 

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33 a Bingo players delight. Sugar Healy. The Wiz.

3 & 3 = 6 Goodbye and good luck Chris Dawes.

speaking of qld and bananas. Am off to Caloundra for the races today.

Any tips ???

 

speaking of qld and bananas. Am off to Caloundra for the races today.

Any tips ???

yeah, keep your money in your wallet :lol:


 

yeah, keep your money in your wallet :lol:

sad sack ! lol

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speaking of qld and bananas. Am off to Caloundra for the races today.

Any tips ???

Yes, don't bet.

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No love for the current custodian of the number 33?

Queenslander = bananas, surely?

Can't fit them all in to my posts.

 
 

Yes, don't bet.

probably would have been a better strategy lol. Still a couple of winners including last race brought the days spending to a minimum. :)

a pleasant day ;)

 

probably would have been a better strategy lol. Still a couple of winners including last race brought the days spending to a minimum. :)

a pleasant day ;)

Glad to hear it bb. Any visit to t.he track that st,Amy's within the fun budget is a great day.

how the bananas this time of the year in QLD?


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