3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

a tiges supporter?

it occurred to me it might be one of uncle bitters' relatives

5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

it occurred to me it might be one of uncle bitters' relatives

or the indian fertilizer company linked to uncle joe. 

4 minutes ago, hemingway said:

or the indian fertilizer company linked to uncle joe. 

that sounds like a pile of ....er....fertiliser. oh, maybe you have a point there ernie

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

this scammer is sooo dumb they forgot to ask me for money - lol

 

I'm sure they are honest hardworking people.

Pass it on to picket dc .

Dear Daisy and Uncle B and ah you too Hemmingway! Nar boys all kosher Virus checker is just that! No problems my end but if you wanna be sure look it up on Google Rum Martinez  Takumi Watanabi! Guaranteed Eye Opener!! Trust me PF!

18 hours ago, picket fence said:

Dear Daisy and Uncle B and ah you too Hemmingway! Nar boys all kosher Virus checker is just that! No problems my end but if you wanna be sure look it up on Google Rum Martinez  Takumi Watanabi! Guaranteed Eye Opener!! Trust me PF!

Are you telling yourself to trust you?

If so thats cool, i like crazy people who talk to themselves and refer to themselves in the 3rd person. Don't you AzzKikA?  I sure do AzzKikA.

 

Condolences DC on the sad passing of Lady Susan Renouf -Sangster.

I'm hoping you will mourn her the way she would have wanted.

With some free champagne and a knee trembler in the guest room.

Do not grieve for too long .

You'll miss out on the canapés .

Let us know how you enjoyed the service. 

6 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Condolences DC on the sad passing of Lady Susan Renouf -Sangster.

I'm hoping you will mourn her the way she would have wanted.

With some free champagne and a knee trembler in the guest room.

Do not grieve for too long .

You'll miss out on the canapés .

Let us know how you enjoyed the service. 

susan was a good friend of jeannie pratt and she said once to jeannie "you should come to more of our parties, you'd have a great time" jeannie replied "no i'm too old and ugly" so susan said "all the more reason to come, you'll make us all look better" ......true story

12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

susan was a good friend of jeannie pratt and she said once to jeannie "you should come to more of our parties, you'd have a great time" jeannie replied "no i'm too old and ugly" so susan said "all the more reason to come, you'll make us all look better" ......true story

is that how Lillian became a regular?

18 minutes ago, Biffen said:

is that how Lillian became a regular?

it's a good theory, biffo. that and the good gossip source

9 hours ago, Biffen said:

Condolences DC on the sad passing of Lady Susan Renouf -Sangster.

I'm hoping you will mourn her the way she would have wanted.

With some free champagne and a knee trembler in the guest room.

Do not grieve for too long .

You'll miss out on the canapés .

Let us know how you enjoyed the service. 

Hey Biffen where do reckon dc tells those high society sheilas he lives?

No one trying to impress would admit to Borewood. I'm guessing Mont Albert.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hey Biffen where do reckon dc tells those high society sheilas he lives?

No one trying to impress would admit to Borewood. I'm guessing Mont Albert.

nah, surrey hills south, or east canterbury, uncle

You've risen early dc!! No overly strenuous activities last night?

 

Or should that be "twice risen"?

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You've risen early dc!! No overly strenuous activities last night?

 

Or should that be "twice risen"?

uncle, every morning i arise i feel as if i have been resurrected. am hoping for another resurrection this afternoon, [deity] willing.

Edited July 16, 20169 yr by daisycutter

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

uncle, every morning i arise i feel as if i have been resurrected. am hoping for another resurrection this afternoon, allah willing.

You attending dc?

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

You attending dc?

despite my seething hatred of darklands,i will be there, uncle. are you meeting up with moonie again, or maybe stuie now you are buddies? 

Just now, daisycutter said:

despite my seething hatred of darklands,i will be there, uncle. are you meeting up with moonie again, or maybe stuie now you are buddies? 

No, I have given up on Shitiad and will be viewing proceedings from Romsey Manor.

Strange you should mention Moonie, as I have reliable information that he is spending the weekend at a snow resort. Apparently a Greeny slush fund was raided and Monnie and his latte sipping mates are snogging away at the apres ski.

My friendship with Stu has been something of a letdown as the promised tickets to the corporate booth have not been forthcoming.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

uncle, every morning i arise i feel as if i have been resurrected. am hoping for another resurrection this afternoon, allah willing.

There was a time that might have been funny

5 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

There was a time that might have been funny

fixed 

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No, I have given up on Shitiad and will be viewing proceedings from Romsey Manor.

Strange you should mention Moonie, as I have reliable information that he is spending the weekend at a snow resort. Apparently a Greeny slush fund was raided and Monnie and his latte sipping mates are snogging away at the apres ski.

My friendship with Stu has been something of a letdown as the promised tickets to the corporate booth have not been forthcoming.

I also will pervade over all things from idylic abode of Chez Fence! One of my daughters was half keen but then was reminded that it was a shitihad reneged ! 

Ah Susan Renouf sangster etc etc hnmm liked the company of handsome men, but probably a little of your style and requirements Uncle Bitter!

16 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I also will pervade over all things from idylic abode of Chez Fence! One of my daughters was half keen but then was reminded that it was a shitihad reneged ! 

Ah Susan Renouf sangster etc etc hnmm liked the company of handsome men, but probably a little of your style and requirements Uncle Bitter!

Well I'm sure you'll enjoy your own company this afternoon and your, no doubt, humble accommodation picket!

However, we of the genteel class have far more refined tastes than you simple peons. Perhaps one day I shall send you photographs of the magnificent Manor.

PS. Would you have attended today if Clarrie Choo Choo got a gig?

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No, I have given up on Shitiad and will be viewing proceedings from Romsey Manor.

Strange you should mention Moonie, as I have reliable information that he is spending the weekend at a snow resort. Apparently a Greeny slush fund was raided and Monnie and his latte sipping mates are snogging away at the apres ski.

My friendship with Stu has been something of a letdown as the promised tickets to the corporate booth have not been forthcoming.

Indeed you are correct Uncle. I have drawn a line in the snow and refused to go to the Darklands. Mulled wine and koogelhopf for breakfast..... mmmmm!

30 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Indeed you are correct Uncle. I have drawn a line in the snow and refused to go to the Darklands. Mulled wine and koogelhopf for breakfast..... mmmmm!

Rather decadent for a planet saver I would have thought!

lets think....snow, sun, wine, fire, a cornucopia of natures wonder......v........ a shlthole of a soil ( sic...but decided to keep it..lol ) -less place ?  If anyone took more than a blink to decide....well , you're welcome to your hell !!

 

Go Dees

Edited July 17, 20169 yr by beelzebub

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I'm sure you'll enjoy your own company this afternoon and your, no doubt, humble accommodation picket!

However, we of the genteel class have far more refined tastes than you simple peons. Perhaps one day I shall send you photographs of the magnificent Manor.

PS. Would you have attended today if Clarrie Choo Choo got a gig?

Ah No! but have been viewing ( Between Work) snippets of the Dogs Scoprs clash No, Just content to watch via foxtell on the magnificent 55 cm surround sound system of Chez Fence!