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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS)

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone

Well tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Alright

Why don't you go get him?
I'm his biggest fan
You gotta tell him
He's still the man
Long distance, baby
So far from home
Don't you think maybe
You could put him on

Tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak Hotel
Oh, love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
Here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Elvis
I'm here all alone

PF

 

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We don't seem to be very good " provers".

    All too true, Redleg. But we have to stop worrying about it. You know how it is us with us -- we know how bad we have been, but we come back each week hoping that things will be different this game. We are all a long way past insane!

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    4 hours ago, picket fence said:

    CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS)

    Calling Uncle Bitters
    Is anybody home?
    Calling Uncle Bitters
    I'm here all alone
    Did he leave the building?
    Or can he come to the phone?
    Calling Uncle Bitters
    I'm here all alone

    Well tell him I was calling
    Just to wish him well
    Let me leave my number
    Heartbreak hotel
    Oh love me tender
    Baby, don't be cruel
    Return to sender
    Treat me like a fool

    Calling Uncle Bitters
    Is anybody home?
    Calling Uncle Bitters
    I'm here all alone
    Did he leave the building?
    Can he come to the phone?
    Calling Uncle Bitters
    I'm here all alone
    Alright

    Why don't you go get him?
    I'm his biggest fan
    You gotta tell him
    He's still the man
    Long distance, baby
    So far from home
    Don't you think maybe
    You could put him on

    Tell him I was calling
    Just to wish him well
    Let me leave my number
    Heartbreak Hotel
    Oh, love me tender
    Baby, don't be cruel
    Return to sender
    Treat me like a fool

    Calling Uncle Bitters
    Is anybody home?
    Calling Uncle Bitters
    Here all alone
    Did he leave the building?
    Or can he come to the phone?
    Calling Elvis
    I'm here all alone

    PF

     

    Drugs'll do that to you.

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    14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Drugs'll do that to you.

    There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

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    23 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

    You obviously haven't listened to Sultans of Swing.

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    29 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

    No, Biffen, there aren't enough drugs in the world to make Justin Bieber sound good.

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    10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You obviously haven't listened to Sultans of Swing.

    Yes and perhaps A few other tracks.

    All undone by Industrial Disease .

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    I heard that Bitter was giving out celebratory floggings after the game today.

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    9 hours ago, Biffen said:

    There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

    You are Kidding Their First two albums were knockouts! Some questionable other albums followed , however!

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    10 hours ago, Biffen said:

    There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

    Never before has a band's name described their music so well

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    On 16 April 2016 at 10:37 AM, Redleg said:

    We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side.

    Now after the last two weeks Mr leg do you see it does not matter.

    we are better than a number of sides for a change. 

    Get it we are better.

    have faith it matters not what the Tiges do this week.

    we are in charge of our destiny not Richmond.

    we just add to their problem not the other way round.

    nice change don't you think. 

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    old dee's had his account hi-jacked again

    Either that or he got ahold of the good whiskey.

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    old dee's had his account hi-jacked again

    I have no idea why you are not seeing the light DC.

    for years I kept telling you we had a crap list and a number said I was negative.

    i told you all weeks ago our list had improved substantially and we would win ten games.

    eight more to go the first of those eight is next Sunday.

     

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    Just got back home. What a day, off to the Duke at 11.00 for an early counter lunch, then off to the G to watch the match, then off to the bar at half time for further refreshments, what a great game, then off to the Cricketer's Arms after the match and onto the Royal. What a day at the football.

    Umm can someone tell me who won? 

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    7 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Just got back home. What a day, off to the Duke at 11.00 for an early counter lunch, then off to the G to watch the match, then off to the bar at half time for further refreshments, what a great game, then off to the Cricketer's Arms after the match and onto the Royal. What a day at the football.

    Umm can someone tell me who won? 

    I'm surprised you could remember how to get home.

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    11 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    I'm surprised you could remember how to get home.

    Parker is my designated driver Maple! Very dependable. 

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    10 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    I'm surprised you could remember how to get home.

    the salvos know where to drop him off. he's a regular. still, a small miracle he could remember how to sign on or focus on the keyboard

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    23 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Just got back home. What a day, off to the Duke at 11.00 for an early counter lunch, then off to the G to watch the match, then off to the bar at half time for further refreshments, what a great game, then off to the Cricketer's Arms after the match and onto the Royal. What a day at the football.

    Umm can someone tell me who won? 

    The better team ... :lol::)

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    40 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Just got back home. What a day, off to the Duke at 11.00 for an early counter lunch, then off to the G to watch the match, then off to the bar at half time for further refreshments, what a great game, then off to the Cricketer's Arms after the match and onto the Royal. What a day at the football.

    Umm can someone tell me who won? 

    Did you see Dland's moral compass wandering around the Cricketer's looking for a hug Earl?

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Did you see Dland's moral compass wandering around the Cricketer's looking for a hug Earl?

    Moons I think I hugged just about everybody at the Cricketers just before I was evicted and staggered down to the Royal for an eyeful! Can't remember who I groped but who is the moral compass? 

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    I'm still smiling!

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    16 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Moons I think I hugged just about everybody at the Cricketers just before I was evicted and staggered down to the Royal for an eyeful! Can't remember who I groped but who is the moral compass? 

    hint: it's not biffo or bbo

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    I expect Maric and Deledio back against us this week, along with similar headlines to the Pies, about Dimma being under the pump. However, if we play to our best, who cares?

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