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10 hours ago, Biffen said:

There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

Never before has a band's name described their music so well

 
On 16 April 2016 at 10:37 AM, Redleg said:

We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side.

Now after the last two weeks Mr leg do you see it does not matter.

we are better than a number of sides for a change. 

Get it we are better.

have faith it matters not what the Tiges do this week.

we are in charge of our destiny not Richmond.

we just add to their problem not the other way round.

nice change don't you think. 

 
2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

old dee's had his account hi-jacked again

Either that or he got ahold of the good whiskey.

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

old dee's had his account hi-jacked again

I have no idea why you are not seeing the light DC.

for years I kept telling you we had a crap list and a number said I was negative.

i told you all weeks ago our list had improved substantially and we would win ten games.

eight more to go the first of those eight is next Sunday.

 


Just got back home. What a day, off to the Duke at 11.00 for an early counter lunch, then off to the G to watch the match, then off to the bar at half time for further refreshments, what a great game, then off to the Cricketer's Arms after the match and onto the Royal. What a day at the football.

Umm can someone tell me who won? 

7 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Just got back home. What a day, off to the Duke at 11.00 for an early counter lunch, then off to the G to watch the match, then off to the bar at half time for further refreshments, what a great game, then off to the Cricketer's Arms after the match and onto the Royal. What a day at the football.

Umm can someone tell me who won? 

I'm surprised you could remember how to get home.

11 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

I'm surprised you could remember how to get home.

Parker is my designated driver Maple! Very dependable. 

 
10 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

I'm surprised you could remember how to get home.

the salvos know where to drop him off. he's a regular. still, a small miracle he could remember how to sign on or focus on the keyboard

23 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Just got back home. What a day, off to the Duke at 11.00 for an early counter lunch, then off to the G to watch the match, then off to the bar at half time for further refreshments, what a great game, then off to the Cricketer's Arms after the match and onto the Royal. What a day at the football.

Umm can someone tell me who won? 

The better team ... :lol::)


40 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Just got back home. What a day, off to the Duke at 11.00 for an early counter lunch, then off to the G to watch the match, then off to the bar at half time for further refreshments, what a great game, then off to the Cricketer's Arms after the match and onto the Royal. What a day at the football.

Umm can someone tell me who won? 

Did you see Dland's moral compass wandering around the Cricketer's looking for a hug Earl?

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2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Did you see Dland's moral compass wandering around the Cricketer's looking for a hug Earl?

Moons I think I hugged just about everybody at the Cricketers just before I was evicted and staggered down to the Royal for an eyeful! Can't remember who I groped but who is the moral compass? 

16 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Moons I think I hugged just about everybody at the Cricketers just before I was evicted and staggered down to the Royal for an eyeful! Can't remember who I groped but who is the moral compass? 

hint: it's not biffo or bbo

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I expect Maric and Deledio back against us this week, along with similar headlines to the Pies, about Dimma being under the pump. However, if we play to our best, who cares?


25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I expect Maric and Deledio back against us this week, along with similar headlines to the Pies, about Dimma being under the pump. However, if we play to our best, who cares?

think delidio will still be borderline, but they will be desperate enough to play him

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I expect Maric and Deledio back against us this week, along with similar headlines to the Pies, about Dimma being under the pump. However, if we play to our best, who cares?

Exactly Mr. Leg

19 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Moons I think I hugged just about everybody at the Cricketers just before I was evicted and staggered down to the Royal for an eyeful! Can't remember who I groped but who is the moral compass? 

Earl Hood I assume you were suitably disguised during this licentious rampage.

While we of the genteel class may freely make use of the females from the lower classes it is best to be discreet about it. They may start to consider that they have some rights otherwise.

Just look at  Saudi Arabia FFS - the sheilas want to drive cars!! Where will it end?

On ‎4‎/‎16‎/‎2016 at 3:12 PM, picket fence said:

CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS)

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone

Well tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Alright

Why don't you go get him?
I'm his biggest fan
You gotta tell him
He's still the man
Long distance, baby
So far from home
Don't you think maybe
You could put him on

Tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak Hotel
Oh, love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
Here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Elvis
I'm here all alone

PF

 

Arrrh picket you drug headed imbecile!!

Happily I am able to walk again - with assistance and the skin grafts appear to be taking.

I have a private detective tracking you down picket ( I suggested they concentrate on slum areas) and then the I shall send the lads around to stomp the [censored] out of you.

20 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Moons I think I hugged just about everybody at the Cricketers just before I was evicted and staggered down to the Royal for an eyeful! Can't remember who I groped but who is the moral compass? 

Banned in Geelong Primary Schools.

I shall say no more.

 

 


4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Earl Hood I assume you were suitably disguised during this licentious rampage.

While we of the genteel class may freely make use of the females from the lower classes it is best to be discreet about it. They may start to consider that they have some rights otherwise.

Just look at  Saudi Arabia FFS - the sheilas want to drive cars!! Where will it end?

A very outdated view as always Bitters.

We allow women  to run the country, to run Westpac and all other sorts of things, apart from sensible and productive decision making,which is a mans domain.

I've even had a female Dr recently and she was attentive and thorough. Cured me of my mid -life crises.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

think delidio will still be borderline, but they will be desperate enough to play him

His wife has pulled rank and he with miss out due to an organic food event.

1 minute ago, Biffen said:

A very outdated view as always Bitters.

We allow women  to run the country, to run Westpac and all other sorts of things, apart from sensible and productive decision making,which is a mans domain.

I've even had a female Dr recently and she was attentive and thorough. Cured me of my mid -life crises.

I am not outdated at all Biffen - I have a female masseur.

 
2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am not outdated at all Biffen - I have a female masseur.

And I hear you have a female life coach as well.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am not outdated at all Biffen - I have a female masseur.

that would be a masseuse then, bbo, unless gender indeterminate


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