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Redleg
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6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have lose my sole (soul).

now you're just trying to pull the wool over my eyes

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    now you're just trying to pull the wool over my eyes

    That's not so baaad.

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    Time to start a bit of "Pork Barreling" the way this thread is going!

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    On 03/04/2016 at 8:53 AM, old dee said:

    Just a hiccup on the road to ten wins R and B.

    We believed our own BS and got caught out.

    I have one Criticism from Saturday well two actually.

    Dunn is always in our side if Fit and The Prince is passed it. The game has passed him by.

    We won't win next week never thought we would the trick will be to go into the game with intent something we did not do on Saturday.

    That way we can make a game of it.

     

    Sage words as ever OD. Yes it is "kick the Dees" week in the media,  but it is nothing that three straight wins won't fix.  ? Hopefully all concerned (players and coaches) will make sure that doesn't happen again. 

    Anyway,  back to desert boots and bananas ...

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    7 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Time to start a bit of "Pork Barreling" the way this thread is going!

    Time to desert then?  ??

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    18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Baaaa humbug!! A sheep of fools!

    Your grammar is getting woolly ??

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm already three sheeps to the wind.

    Get the lads onto the sheep then ... ??

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    4 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Get the lads onto the sheep then ... ??

    We don't need them sheep-faced.

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    7 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    We don't need them sheep-faced.

    i thought we'd heard the last ugg boot pun :unsure:

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    5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i thought we'd heard the last ugg boot pun :unsure:

    Don't be sheepish, DC. I'm sure you could come up with one more.

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    That's it you lot, stop the puns, my Ugg boots are off the market! Now move on before the Spanish Inquisition shows up! 

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    12 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    That's it you lot, stop the puns, my Ugg boots are off the market! Now move on before the Spanish Inquisition shows up! 

    I know some people who could create or advise on some tools for the Inquisition if you like, Earl. I hear the Spanish Tickler was popular back then.

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    14 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    That's it you lot, stop the puns, my Ugg boots are off the market! Now move on before the Spanish Inquisition shows up! 

    I'd appreciate it if you sent Conchita over anyway Earl - the pelt inspection.

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'd appreciate it if you sent Conchita over anyway Earl - the pelt inspection.

    Not the kind of Spanish Tickler I was talking about, Uncle Bitter.

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    14 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Not the kind of Spanish Tickler I was talking about, Uncle Bitter.

    No Maple you are right.

    I just googled it and remembered I had seen the device displayed in the Inquisition Museum I visited in Cartegena in Columbia some years ago. Not pleasant at all but then if a woman could not prove she was not a witch well who am I to step in and stop the tickler bring applied? 

    And Uncle unfortunately Conchita had to go home for family reasons last week. I always assumed she was Spanish but my man Hudson drove her to the airport and reported that she took an Aeroflot flight to Moscow! Yes I am confused. 

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     A sheep of fools!

    Ship of Fools. A great song by World Party.

    Loved by those who wear sheep skin, seat covers, on their feet.

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    Thank you to all the ratbags who live vicariously on this thread. There are times when in deepest despair I turn to this thread for light relief and to catch up on affairs of state, International trade, and activities at the Manor. From Cuba to Romsey, from bananas and guava paste to ugg boots and Conchita.  Reading the other threads is just so depressing and this  week I got close to ending it all (you know my penchant for alcohol and firearms and my underlying pathology of depression and sense of futility in staying alive). And of course following this crazy football team triggers many of these pathologies and behaviours. Then I turned to this thread and my salvation. Thank you to all the wonderful characters that live on this site. Bitters, Earl, Redleg, Maple, Daisy, OD, Picket, Emerald, Red and Bluebeard, Wiseblood. The list goes on and apologies to those not mentioned who frequent this thread with intelligence, humour and matters of utmost seriousness. You make my day and give me hope that there are enough ratbags out there that make life worth living and provide reason to think that following this crazy dysfunctional football team is worthwhile. What wonderful irony that this thread has for the most part, nothing to do with football. 

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    3 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    No Maple you are right.

    I just googled it and remembered I had seen the device displayed in the Inquisition Museum I visited in Cartegena in Columbia some years ago. Not pleasant at all but then if a woman could not prove she was not a witch well who am I to step in and stop the tickler bring applied? 

    And Uncle unfortunately Conchita had to go home for family reasons last week. I always assumed she was Spanish but my man Hudson drove her to the airport and reported that she took an Aeroflot flight to Moscow! Yes I am confused. 

    Earl, that is presumably because only Aeroflot flies to Cuba ... :lol::)

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    5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i thought we'd heard the last ugg boot pun :unsure:

    That would be the ultimate ugg boot pun, of course, and I doubt there would ever be one of those ... after all ugg is half of bugger :lol::wacko:

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