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Redleg
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14 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now listen to me Ernie! You put the boots into me recently by suggesting I was some sort of pervert so don't go sanctimonious on me for linking you with lawyers. Although in all honesty I suppose it is preferable to be named a pervert than a lawyer. Or even a dead rather than a lawyer.

Now as to Redtube.  I could proffer an explanation and no doubt Biffen could offer a different bent.

So, let us combine bent and lawyer ( hardly necessary I know) and let me suggest you direct this question to Redleg

My gosh, a proud rather prickly pervert!

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    Bitters, a little more respect please. I might be a drunk, a depressive, unlikable and indeed dead but don't call me sanctimonious or link my name to the occupation of lawyer. That is really putting the boot into my dry old bones.  However I transgress. Can you explain this cryptic comment. What is redtube? Remember I am a literary man and your comments often leave me puzzled. I can speak several languages and know the idiom of many countries. Is this a joke? I'm guessing it's something to whet the appetite before the main course. A new cocktail or Spanish tapas?  Your comments and writing style do make me think that there is more to you than your neutral gender photo suggests. As an old fashioned chap I am not to sure about abbreviations such as LGBTI. In my day women were women, men were men, and there were bachelors. But getting back to my question, what is redtube? Am I missing out on something?

    What? Now come on Ernest you are not dead, why you and me had a long conversation not three months ago in The Floridetta Bar about the virtues of socialism and what bait to use if you are chasing marlin, I remember it well. Admittedly I had downed a few daiquiris for breakfast and we met for lunch and come to think of it you didn't say a lot but you were alive and I do have a few selfies of us at the bar as I remember. I think we even discussed this LBWYO issue everyone is going on about lately! 

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    I read that our Hulk Hogan was recently awarded $150mill damages as a result of a secret se x tape. Wow, we really can't afford to re-sign him now. Out of our league. 

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    14 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    What? Now come on Ernest you are not dead, why you and me had a long conversation not three months ago in The Floridetta Bar about the virtues of socialism and what bait to use if you are chasing marlin, I remember it well. Admittedly I had downed a few daiquiris for breakfast and we met for lunch and come to think of it you didn't say a lot but you were alive and I do have a few selfies of us at the bar as I remember. I think we even discussed this LBWYO issue everyone is going on about lately! 

    Comrade Earl, my mind is not what it was particularly at the end of the night after a few banana smoothies. You never did reply to my question about guava paste but I can't remember what the question was.  We will have to meet again to rehash our discussions on socialism. There are still opportunities for creative entrepreneurship and market rigging in a socialist world. My special interest at the moment is Bernie Sanders who I think has the wisdom of old age.  I think that he would understand this conversation.

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    9 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I read that our Hulk Hogan was recently awarded $150mill damages as a result of a secret se x tape. Wow, we really can't afford to re-sign him now. Out of our league. 

    I guess we won't mention that it was a tape of him bonking his best mate's wife ... :)

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      I have just returned from a wonderful party only to read this hackneyed ,horrible tirade of ridicule so unfairly heaped upon our legal fraternity.

    Please Carry on.

     

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    11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I read that our Hulk Hogan was recently awarded $150mill damages as a result of a secret se x tape. Wow, we really can't afford to re-sign him now. Out of our league. 

    That just means he'll keep playing footy for us for the pure love of the game. Doesn't need the money. Maybe the Dees pay him a token $1 a year and we can sign the players trying to flee the Gold Coast.

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    10 hours ago, Biffen said:

      I have just returned from a wonderful party only to read this hackneyed ,horrible tirade of ridicule so unfairly heaped upon our legal fraternity.

    Please Carry on.

     

    Someone invited you to a party?

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Someone invited you to a party?

    It was more likely a meeting of 'associates'.

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    20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Someone invited you to a party?

    Not quite. Biffen robbed the place

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    14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Have you no shame man?!!

    Only that the description wasn't in capital letters.

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    58 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Someone invited you to a party?

    Yes a 17th birthday party!!

    Well I wasn't really invited but I managed some totally inappropriate comments.

    Juveniles are more receptive to my childlike,innocent nature.

     

     

     

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Yes a 17th birthday party!!

    Well I wasn't really invited but I managed some totally inappropriate comments.

    Juveniles are more receptive to my childlike,innocent nature.

     

     

     

    You have a few fans on this site Biff.

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Ha ha very funny Ernie - you smart dead bastard!!

    Bitter you have such je ne sais quoi !

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No need to show off by talkin Esperanto Ernie!

    think it was just kylie talk, bitters

     

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    34 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Bitter you have such je ne sais quoi !

    And another thing Ernie - I didn't like your cookbooks. Grapes are for vino, nothing else. And .... as for sardines ... FMD ... you can stick them. Call yourself a writer .... FMD.

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    DC, did you have to put the image of Bitters entertaining the lads by singing & dancing to Kylie's music into my head? 

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    And another thing Ernie - I didn't like your cookbooks. Grapes are for vino, nothing else. And .... as for sardines ... FMD ... you can stick them. Call yourself a writer .... FMD.

    He certainly isn't the entertainer you are, Bitters.

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