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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

I don't have to water the banana tree in the garden today, after all the rain. Can spend the free time thinking about the Dees.

After a sufficient dose of Redtube I'm guessing.

 
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4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

After a sufficient dose of Redtube I'm guessing.

Were you at my place?

 
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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesus did your missus fess up?

Not yet, as I wouldn't have had to ask you if she had.


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4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bloody sneaky lawyer.

That's what it says on my business card.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

That's what it says on my business card.

You could shorten it to "Lawyer" as the rest is virtually superfluous.

 
2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

You could shorten it to "Lawyer" as the rest is virtually superfluous.

I think you mean redundant?


3 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

I think you mean redundant?

Extraneous.

17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bloody sneaky lawyer.

 
A man walks into a bar. 
 
He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a barstool alone. 
 
He sits down next to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?"
 
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody, any time, any where, any place, it doesn't matter to me."
 
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, "No kidding? What law firm do you work for?"

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Leaving the bluerinsers alone tonight dc?

too cold, bitters. brass monkey weather. snowing yet in romsey?

5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

or hyperbolic

Tautological even.

20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Was that sanctimonious dead bastard Hemingway ever a lawyer Biff?

Just a journo- reported facts.

40 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

After a sufficient dose of Redtube I'm guessing.

Bitters, a little more respect please. I might be a drunk, a depressive, unlikable and indeed dead but don't call me sanctimonious or link my name to the occupation of lawyer. That is really putting the boot into my dry old bones.  However I transgress. Can you explain this cryptic comment. What is redtube? Remember I am a literary man and your comments often leave me puzzled. I can speak several languages and know the idiom of many countries. Is this a joke? I'm guessing it's something to whet the appetite before the main course. A new cocktail or Spanish tapas?  Your comments and writing style do make me think that there is more to you than your neutral gender photo suggests. As an old fashioned chap I am not to sure about abbreviations such as LGBTI. In my day women were women, men were men, and there were bachelors. But getting back to my question, what is redtube? Am I missing out on something?


40 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

After a sufficient dose of Redtube I'm guessing.

Bitters, a little more respect please. I might be a drunk, a depressive, unlikable and indeed dead but don't call me sanctimonious or link my name to the occupation of lawyer. That is really putting the boot into my dry old bones.  However I transgress. Can you explain this cryptic comment. What is redtube? Remember I am a literary man and your comments often leave me puzzled. I can speak several languages and know the idiom of many countries. Is this a joke? I'm guessing it's something to whet the appetite before the main course. A new cocktail or Spanish tapas?  Your comments and writing style do make me think that there is more to you than your neutral gender photo suggests. As an old fashioned chap I am not to sure about abbreviations such as LGBTI. In my day women were women, men were men, and there were bachelors. But getting back to my question, what is redtube? Am I missing out on something?

21 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Tautological even.

i'd settle for verbose (or should that be adjectivose in this case?)

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17 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

too cold, bitters. brass monkey weather. snowing yet in romsey?

Yes fair point dc. I'd forgotten your prey would be confined to their Residential Care Facilities on chilly evenings.

 
13 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Bitters, a little more respect please. I might be a drunk, a depressive, unlikable and indeed dead but don't call me sanctimonious or link my name to the occupation of lawyer. That is really putting the boot into my dry old bones.  However I transgress. Can you explain this cryptic comment. What is redtube? Remember I am a literary man and your comments often leave me puzzled. I can speak several languages and know the idiom of many countries. Is this a joke? I'm guessing it's something to whet the appetite before the main course. A new cocktail or Spanish tapas?  Your comments and writing style do make me think that there is more to you than your neutral gender photo suggests. As an old fashioned chap I am not to sure about abbreviations such as LGBTI. In my day women were women, men were men, and there were bachelors. But getting back to my question, what is redtube? Am I missing out on something?

Now listen to me Ernie! You put the boots into me recently by suggesting I was some sort of pervert so don't go sanctimonious on me for linking you with lawyers. Although in all honesty I suppose it is preferable to be named a pervert than a lawyer. Or even a dead rather than a lawyer.

Now as to Redtube.  I could proffer an explanation and no doubt Biffen could offer a different bent.

So, let us combine bent and lawyer ( hardly necessary I know) and let me suggest you direct this question to Redleg


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