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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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19 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Gee interesting chart there DC. I am amazed that there were only 139 bananas produced in 2012 and only 18 bananas exported in 2011, hardly seems it would be worth it. I mean I eat that many myself in a year so thank heavens we produce heaps of our own here in Oz. 

you eat millions of tonnes of bananas in a year, earl? well not good enough. i eat trillions of tonnes in just a week!

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    8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you eat millions of tonnes of bananas in a year, earl? well not good enough. i eat trillions of tonnes in just a week!

    As my Christian Brother maths teacher used to beat into me so often, what are the units, boy? Numbers are meaningless without them! 

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    On 11 February 2016 at 7:40 PM, Dr John Dee said:

    I assume there'll be plenty of noisy celebrations on this thread later tonight at the ascension of Bananaby Joyce to the leadership of the Notional Party.

    Well, a banana bender has to bend the bananas. That's his purpose in life. The question is whether the bending changes the taste and culinary performance of said bananas. If there's no impact, bring Bananaby on!

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    When is the practice game?

    Is it nearly time for us all to be depressed again?

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    Just in case the worst happens to the banana crops in our cane toad country,  I have just placed a backup supply in my freezer.

    Do you think supplies would resume in two weeks? 

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Just in case the worst happens to the banana crops in our cane toad country,  I have just placed a backup supply in my freezer.

    Do you think supplies would resume in two weeks? 

    Just don't let OD's grand-daughter anywhere near them and they might last that long ... :):lol:

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Just don't let OD's grand-daughter anywhere near them and they might last that long ... :):lol:

    If she signs up for life membership of the Melbourne Demons I think I could part with one of my frozen Bananas.

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    On 14 February 2016 at 0:52 PM, DemonFrog said:

    Just in case the worst happens to the banana crops in our cane toad country,  I have just placed a backup supply in my freezer.

    Do you think supplies would resume in two weeks? 

    Good to see a full page spread in today's Age (page 31) on your good self DC, the Ghost Who Walks. What I didn't know and you have kept to yourself, such is your modesty, is that you carried out a special assignment for Prime Minister Hawke back in 1992! What was that secret assignment, to take out Keating? 

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    22 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Good to see a full page spread in today's Age (page 31) on your good self DC, the Ghost Who Walks. What I didn't know and you have kept to yourself, such is your modesty, is that you carried out a special assignment for Prime Minister Hawke back in 1992! What was that secret assignment, to take out Keating? 

    sorry earl, but if i told you i'd have to kill you. i'm sure your good understanding of er such delicate matters will explain my reluctance

    and as you know i naturally shun any publicity for my good deeds, unlike a certain shane .....

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    On 12/02/2016 at 10:58 PM, Earl Hood said:

    As my Christian Brother maths teacher used to beat into me so often, what are the units, boy? Numbers are meaningless without them! 

    So.... Did you show him your unit?

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    10 minutes ago, Choke said:

    So.... Did you show him your unit?

    not sure it was voluntary in those days, choke

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    not sure it was voluntary in those days, choke

    Ooooooooooh snap.

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    Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much  however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings.

    just about to give the squeeze one.

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    9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much  however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings.

    just about to give the squeeze one.

    didn't someone remind you that term 1 has already started?

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    37 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    didn't someone remind you that term 1 has already started?

    Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement 

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    14 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement 

    What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

    Compared with our resident SJW I'm a little ray of sunshine Mr Tropical Bitters

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much  however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings.

    just about to give the squeeze one.

    Cheap hotel rates in cyclone season BBO? Or are you tenting it, if so watch out for crocs on the move? 

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    5 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Cheap hotel rates in cyclone season BBO? Or are you tenting it, if so watch out for crocs on the move? 

    Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads. 

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    48 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    LSL dc LSL

    is that some new synthetic version of LSD, bitters?

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    10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads. 

    Do the toads have flatulnce up that way Uncle Mango?

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement 

    how do you accumulate sick leave, moonie? does that accumulate every time you go to work with the flu rather than staying at home?

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