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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, pineapple dee said:

Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

Ok. How about Gill wouldn't know a banana from a brain surgeon ... 

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    13 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

    Can not think of any good thinks to say about pineapples, can you please help me out here?

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Can not think of any good thinks to say about pineapples, can you please help me out here?

    Fresh cold ripe Pineapple dipped into chilli  sugar.

    Yum an excellent subtitute when Bananas are not available.

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    Episode 2.

    No.1 GD demanded to be taken to Pa's this afternoon for a banana split.

    Now if I can only get her this interested in the Dees.

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    15 hours ago, old dee said:

    Episode 2.

    No.1 GD demanded to be taken to Pa's this afternoon for a banana split.

    Now if I can only get her this interested in the Dees.

    You could always use the banana split as a bribe to follow the Dees.

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    32 minutes ago, Devil is in the Detail said:

    You could always use the banana split as a bribe to follow the Dees.

    Winning games regularly is the missing element. Her mother quit because she lost interest in losing games week in week out.

    No banana split on earth is going to counter that.

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    On 2/6/2016 at 10:25 PM, Whispering_Jack said:

    A funny thing happened today. 

    I saw Petracca playing basketball.

    How was his toe?

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    3 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Fairly sure there was nothing wrong with his toe.

    He was running around the court full bore. Showed a bit of talent as a basketballer.

    i think its because the Basketball League does not support Drug Cheats, while the AFL does.

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    On 5 February 2016 at 10:18 PM, Redleg said:

    Don't think it is the right time to mention bananas.

    Is it time to talk guava paste instead? 

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    On 7 February 2016 at 7:00 PM, old dee said:

    Episode 2.

    No.1 GD demanded to be taken to Pa's this afternoon for a banana split.

    Now if I can only get her this interested in the Dees.

    So OD, is there any trick to your recipe?  Do you serve it cold, or maybe microwave first?  What toppings?  Please share. 

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    24 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    petracca.JPG

    This basketball league is absolutely clean. It caters for Under 12 basketballers and young Petracca scored two points.

    And note - he wears #5.

    So you're trying to tell us that Petracca masqueraded as an 11 year old playing basketball?

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    1 hour ago, bjDee said:

    So OD, is there any trick to your recipe?  Do you serve it cold, or maybe microwave first?  What toppings?  Please share. 

    Bananas with a little bit of this and little bit of that!

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    This and That...

    Which aisles ?

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    This and That...

    Which aisles ?

    Arr but then you would know my recipe bb

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    Arr but then you would know my recipe bb

    Well that was the bloody idea ;)

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    Arr but then you would know my recipe bb

    I can see it now -- a chain of ice cream parlours years into the future, with the slogan "Based on Old Dee's secret banana split recipe, handed down from one generation to another ... " :):lol:

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    Sadly R and B I seriously doubt that. If my GD remembers them when she is 30 I will be very happy

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    Just now, old dee said:

    Sadly R and B I seriously doubt that. If my GD remembers them when she is 30 I will be very happy

    You would be surprised what kids remember (or maybe you wouldn't ... :))

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    23 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I can see it now -- a chain of ice cream parlours years into the future, with the slogan "Based on Old Dee's secret banana split recipe, handed down from one generation to another ... " :):lol:

    Shhh you will give BBO and Biff more ideas on how to make a fast buck or two.

    This kind of thing never ends well.

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    3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Shhh you will give BBO and Biff more ideas on how to make a fast buck or two.

    This kind of thing never ends well.

    The Biff and Bitters Ice Cream Parlour? How could that fail? :lol::)

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    8 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    The Biff and Bitters Ice Cream Parlour? How could that fail? :lol::)

    Easily!

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    I assume there'll be plenty of noisy celebrations on this thread later tonight at the ascension of Bananaby Joyce to the leadership of the Notional Party.

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    3 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

    I assume there'll be plenty of noisy celebrations on this thread later tonight at the ascension of Bananaby Joyce to the leadership of the Notional Party.

    As in "That's a joke, Joyce"? :unsure::)

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