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WalkingCivilWar
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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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Red and Bluebeard Redleg

Red and Bluebeard   2,077

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Can't argue with that. Oh hang on, let me get the AFL to poll the clubs to see what they think.

Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

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7 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Storm the BBO Bastile dc?

Interesting you should mention the Bastille, Moonie. The Marquis himself was housed there just before the revolution.

History to repeat itself? And when can we expect the publication of the collected writings of BBO?

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6 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

Interesting you should mention the Bastille, Moonie. The Marquis himself was housed there just before the revolution.

History to repeat itself? And when can we expect the publication of the collected writings of BBO?

BBO will tweet you the extended version of that fine writing good doctor. If he can fill up enough characters, that is.

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Last night I made my Grand Daughter her first banana split.

yes I know it is hard to believe this is her first.

If I achieve nothing else from here on I think I have created another banana addict.

she wanted another one for breakfast.

Now all I have to do is create a Dees supporter.

Can  the team give me a little help this year please?

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Red and Bluebeard Redleg

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26 minutes ago, old dee said:

Last night I made my Grand Daughter her first banana split.

yes I know it is hard to believe this is her first.

If I achieve nothing else from here on I think I have created another banana addict.

she wanted another one for breakfast.

Now all I have to do is create a Dees supporter.

Can  the team give me a little help this year please?

Nice work, OD. One step at a time ... 

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Last night I made my Grand Daughter her first banana split.

yes I know it is hard to believe this is her first.

If I achieve nothing else from here on I think I have created another banana addict.

she wanted another one for breakfast.

Now all I have to do is create a Dees supporter.

Can  the team give me a little help this year please?

We should never neglect the education of our young.

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22 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

A funny thing happened today. 

I saw Petracca playing basketball.

:huh:

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On 5 February 2016 at 10:25 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

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1 minute ago, pineapple dee said:

Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

Ok. How about Gill wouldn't know a banana from a brain surgeon ... 

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13 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

Can not think of any good thinks to say about pineapples, can you please help me out here?

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32 minutes ago, Devil is in the Detail said:

You could always use the banana split as a bribe to follow the Dees.

Winning games regularly is the missing element. Her mother quit because she lost interest in losing games week in week out.

No banana split on earth is going to counter that.

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3 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Fairly sure there was nothing wrong with his toe.

He was running around the court full bore. Showed a bit of talent as a basketballer.

i think its because the Basketball League does not support Drug Cheats, while the AFL does.

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On 5 February 2016 at 10:18 PM, Redleg said:

Don't think it is the right time to mention bananas.

Is it time to talk guava paste instead? 

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